zweihander01

zweihander01

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Reply to Welcome Phinnaeus and Hazel Roberts-Moder in Current Events JoeUser Forums

*twitch* The only reason these kids will never be made fun of constantly in school is that their parents are famous/rich. At least Hazel is kinda normal... And if you named your next kid Phinnaeus I will come over there and eat your face! I mean, seriously, even I had trouble spelling that. Imagine some poor first grader cursed with that thing. Getting Fs cause he can't spell his name. Kids picking on him. People wonder why thei

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Reply to Unsatisfied with myself. in Misc JoeUser Forums

Huzzah for boobies! Curvey women are so rare these days. The last really great looking woman I saw was this jazz singer at a show I went to. Like a mountain road; nothing but curves and mounds.

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Reply to I got the job! in Misc JoeUser Forums

Gratz, dharma. I hope you enjoy your new job, and that you don't go around "testing all the food to makes sure its safe."

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Reply to I nearly knocked his head off.... in Misc JoeUser Forums

I like the last line. "Are you NEW?" has been added to my lexicon of insults. Don't worry about it. As long as no one was hurt, it was just you doing what came naturally. And good choice on the Slugger, those things are built to last.

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Reply to Tears and doubts in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Man, what asshats. Seriously. The best thing to do is just simply ignore them. A forum that I frequent has strict rules, and one of them is about flaming+trolls. Simply put, don't feed the trolls. Just leave them there looking like a lamer with no replies to his thread, and report the post. Ignoring them also pisses them off to high hell. Then they keep trying to get your attention, until they finally get attention - from a mod/admin.

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Reply to walking with a stick in Misc JoeUser Forums

Its a tossup between: Biff's cane from Back to the Future II Sword cane GUN cane A Gandalf cane. The first is for obsure movie references. The second and third are for pulling on punk ass kids. The last is for standing in the middle of a bottleneck and shouting "YOU WILL NOT PASS!!!" Decisions decisions...

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Reply to My girl is 12 today in Home & Family JoeUser Forums

First, happy birthday Shea! Have fun at IHoP! Secondly, for the pictures thing, you can try using something like Photobucket or ImageShack. The former is a subscription thing, and if you want to post any medium to large pictures, you'll need the premium service. The latter is good for posting one-shot pics instead of whole albums, but I use it all the time for forums and the like. Just Google them, since I don't have the links on this comp

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Reply to Making a volcano with Dharma in Misc JoeUser Forums

Red-orange food coloring. Makes it look like real lava. I wish I coulda done that as a kid. Stupid Catholic school, never having enough money to host a science fair... grumble mumble

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Reply to What I did last October in Misc JoeUser Forums

Imagine stopping at a stop light. Only the school bus behind you doesn't follow suit. That happened to me roughly 19 years ago. Yes, I was less than a year old, and no, I came out fine. When the rescue people got there, I was completely unharmed, since my car seat had simply jammed itself in between the two front seats, since I used to be in the middle back seat. If I had been anywhere else, I wouldn't be typing this right now. Not a sc

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Reply to Dharma and her dog in Pets & Nature JoeUser Forums

How does a weiner dog grow? I just assumed they were born that small. Henry's just way too cute. Weiner dogs are just plain awesome.

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Reply to Ineffective self-defense. in Current Events JoeUser Forums

Heh, most courts make you sign a waiver or something that says if you do represent yourself, you cannot appeal later on because you were "denied proper representation." I watch way too much Law and Order.

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