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Reply to Overheard in the BX... in Misc JoeUser Forums

My solution is to reintroduce wildlife to populated areas. With bears, mountain lions, and wolves out there, the problem will solve itself.

Reply to Door to door breast exams? in Current Events JoeUser Forums

But he says he's a doctor! You can trust him! Doctors don't lie or anything. Imagine the average person, and tremble at the realization that 50% of the rest of the world are dumber than him/her.

Reply to Are you comfortable with that? in Religion JoeUser Forums

"They expect our kids to be a bunch of little heathens and us to be having all kinds of extra marital affairs and worshipping gawd knows what in the back yard and having seances and rituals with slaughtered goats and stuff. In reality it's much more bland a really very boring!" Speak for yourself. Ia, Ia, Cthulhu fhtagn!

Reply to Are you comfortable with that? in Religion JoeUser Forums

If they honestly and truly repent, then I would think they deserve a second chance. If it's just a fake "lol i repent" on the deathbed, then it's just another lie in a long series of evil. But I don't know what happens after the ol' ticker stops. So anything I say is kinda pointless, isn't it?

Reply to Parenting a teen - not as easy as I thought. in Home & Family JoeUser Forums

What? Glasses are awesome. They let you do the "dramatic reveal" when you have to say something. Besides, I wear glasses. And since I rate an eleven on the cool scale (the scale only goes from 1 to 8) wearing glasses is automatically cool.

Reply to I have nothing left to give up. in Misc JoeUser Forums

What of various teas?

Reply to Money does NOT equate love. in Parenting JoeUser Forums

I look at it this way. These idiots are helping good, hardworking, go-to-'em thieves, con artists, and social engineers make a living!

Reply to Another summer spent apart in Personal Relationships JoeUser Forums

"Hello, are you *insert name of lameass he's replacing*? Yes, well, I'd like to talk to you about everything I won't be doing with my husband this summer. You've got plenty of time, with not being deployed and all..."

Reply to It shouldn't be allowed. in Misc JoeUser Forums

Are they gag gifts or do they mean it? Cause either way, that's just weird.

Reply to Fun with green hair and fake eyelashes. in Home & Family JoeUser Forums

I don't know whether to recoil in horror over Hot Topic or congratulate you two on not being enemies.

Reply to Damn you, plumbing! Damn you all to hell! in Misc JoeUser Forums

Next time, tell your kids to "play outside." Then, when the repairman's truck has a flat, by some sort of coincidence *wink*, he'll be stuck there, so might as well take a shot at fixing it. Or you can tell him about your accident and show him some scars or something equally unpleasant. Because why should you play fair when you've got your back up against the wall?

Reply to Making of the mobeius in Misc JoeUser Forums

Now, you need to take up glass-blowing and make a Klein bottle yourself. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Klein_bottle Hooray 4th dimensional geometry!

Reply to Lilith - the first feminist? in Religion JoeUser Forums

This legend makes for good fiction. Lucifer (a graphic novel, based off a Sandman story) uses damn near every legend ever recorded, and the plight of the Lilim is a major plot point since Lucifer's girlfriend/servant is their leader. The Life of Riley used a lot of this too, though the webcomic is kinda defunct now.

Reply to Mom, what's this mean? in Misc JoeUser Forums

People make the Shocker for photos for the same reason they flip the bird and make weird faces. Because they're 2 kool 4 skool!!!!11 lawl

Reply to THIS is when the death penalty is appropriate. in Misc JoeUser Forums

I don't care too much, I guess I'm in the the third camp. But I think the shock value of the death penalty has worn off. In the old days, you got to watch as the criminal convulsed on the end of a length of rope, eyes and tongue bugging out. It put the fear of God into people, and served as a deterent as well as eliminating the particularly nasty criminals. These days, they take damn good care of you, give you a nice last meal, an

Reply to You think Canada's so great? in Misc JoeUser Forums

Chances are, no matter where you go, you'll get the same shit. It'll just be called merde.

Reply to A life spent in limbo. in Misc JoeUser Forums

I think they need to be told that they've outgrown the high school lunchroom. At least this explains how tabloids stay in business. Of course I would. As long as you'd be available for hugs for when I'm feeling down.

Reply to A life spent in limbo. in Misc JoeUser Forums

Even if you (or another spouse) is having an affair while they're away, then so what? I'd appreciate anyone keeping my wife company while I'm gone, even if they're keeping her *company*. We all have our needs; we need companionship, and even sex, the same way we need food or water or air. And these bitches need to mind their own business. For god's sake, are they that bored? Maybe they're the ones that need to have a dick in them all the

Reply to Living with the consequences of our actions in Misc JoeUser Forums

I'm going to veer off track here for a second. I'm in college, and therefore unqualified to give you parenting advice. But tell them to vary their colors once in a while. Wearing all black doesn't make you punk; wearing something weird and damning what other people, especially the "punk crowd", thinks is very punk. And if you buy something from Hot Topic... *shakes fist as menacingly as a skinny geek can*

Reply to Psychics, gargoyles and ungodliness. in Misc JoeUser Forums

Coincidentally, a symptom of schizophernia (I think, Psych 101 was a while ago) was believing to be some kind of warrior of god, and also that $SOMEONE was out to get you. Now, if she was having conversations with the LAWD AWMIGHTY, then she should really get some help.

Reply to What are YOU going to be? in Misc JoeUser Forums

I'm putting an "H" on my forehead. I'll be a hologram of myself from Red Dwarf.

Reply to English as a second language in customer service personnel in Misc JoeUser Forums

This is why I try to use email exclusively. Even if I'm just getting form replies and such, I can understand computer.

Reply to Dude, I'm getting a Dell! in Gadgets & Electronics JoeUser Forums

I know the joys of the New Laptop. *hugs Powerbook* And if you're in the market for wireless cards for your kids' towers, I'd shy away from those internal, PCI cards they've got out there. I've got a Netgear WG111 adapter for my (currently borked, goddamn mobo fried via power supply) PC. It plugs into the USB port, so it's easy to install. And it comes with a handy USB extension cord, so you can put the adapter in a decent spot for recepti

Reply to Lonesome Traveler goes hi-tech in Gadgets & Electronics JoeUser Forums

Not to rain on your parade or anything, but Dave there is using someone else's network, due to the lack of enabled security on the person's router. Just so you know, anything he sends or receives can be intercepted and either messed up or just plain copied. So I wouldn't be doing any online purchasing or banking. When you guys do get your wirelesss router, be sure to follow the instructions for enabling WEP on it. In addition to

Reply to A grand a month for THIS rat-hole?! HAHAHAAHAH!!!! in Misc JoeUser Forums

Well, if you've gotten do something with that shitty housing. I suggest talking to some people. People from, say, newspapers...