Doreen - oh Jafo help! hehe

i am in enough trouble with Jafo already over our phyilosophical differences on the english language

Doreen - come on feline I'm talking physical male/female
you confuse me...

but there is SO much more to me than that
anyway, isnt confusion good? for as you let go of the old certainties, then you are free to embrace a whole new world of interesting and fascinating thoughts and ideas. think of it as skinning your mind

Doreen - and no I meant they use my picture for dart practice. hehe

*eeeeeeek*
/me thinks some people dont deserve access to pictures of Doreen
this is hardly reasuring you know

/me knows too
/me tosses feline a chocolate cookie

okay then what? everyone knows felines sex but me?
maybe I missed the day feline announced it? or maybe feline is a unisex cat?

It isn't 'phyilosophical differences'...it's the way you murder the English vocabulary.
Tell me, did you have a really bad time with your Kindergarten teacher?.....She kept pulling your hair?....

craeonics - tosses feline a chocolate cookie

/me nominates craeonics for the "human of the century" award, for outstanding services to cat kind

Jafo - It isn't 'phyilosophical differences'...it's the way you murder the English vocabulary.

i would like to take issue with this
i have a lovely vocabulary, and an interesting and creative way with words and wording. its just that i dont see why i should prefer one arbitary ordering of letters over another one

anyway, i stand by my claim that the education system is at fault. after 3 years of French lessions, i got a G in GCSE French, which means i managed to turn up, but got my name wrong

i mean, if they are going to ask who i am, cannot they do it in English?

however, i have become compitent in at least 12 different computer languages, which shows my issue is with human language, not with languages in general.

/me fond memories of chemistry

i was good at chemical names, they make sense, unlike english words. they show you a rule in english at school, and then spend 3 weeks telling you not to use it *sigh*

anyway, people normally understand me, so i cannot be that bad, can i?
/me tries looks innocent

hehe
Chemistry? okeeeee

you're still confusing me here feline!

Doreen:
okay then what? everyone knows felines sex but me?
maybe I missed the day feline announced it? or maybe feline is a unisex cat?

the problem is suseptable to the "China Solution"
/me payes homage to cunning lateral thought

however, taking a broader view, if i am female, then the next thing i know society wants me to be going out with men. i mean, considering the average human male around here (geographically), thats not exactly an inviting prospect. although, creaonic's is definetly looking an attractive prospect of late

on the other hand, if i am male, then other males wonder why i am not obsessed with beer (a booring fluid), football (cannot stand it), and womens breats (very poor converstaionalists)

or, to take a more specific approach, does it matter what type of body i have to you?

personally i distrust hormonally driven thinking, since it has been known to get be into trouble, so i tend to distance my mind from my glands, which is the only reason i am being 'orquard'. well, also it has engaged your conversational interest, which is a bonus

sheesh! now I'm totally confused and I give up! I'm serious! what are you??? hehe

I am missing something for sures here! I have to read you 2 X's and I still don't understand you! hehe

nonetheless it is neat to "try" to read you

Doreen - hehe

its true, and was most embarasing
i turned up for my French spoken exam, and they asked "what is your name", or some such in French, and i didnt have a clue what they had said. after 3 years there were only 2 sentances i could speak in French, and then only just.

Doreen - Chemistry? okeeeee

oh yes, lots of alkanes, alkenes, alkones, ketones. and then there was all those lovely single, double and triple bonds, along with the prity pictures of electron distribution patters over pi bonds. i liked that visual part of the course.

you're still confusing me here feline!

posting crosstalk
it is getting better or worse?

oh boy! China meet me on icq you just have too tell me what this ball of fur is! haha

no feline you confuse me more w/ each post! hehe

Doreen - sheesh! now I'm totally confused and I give up! I'm serious! what are you??? hehe

/me wanders off to try and email Doreen, for this box is small

Doreen - I am missing something for sures here! I have to read you 2 X's and I still don't understand you! hehe

dont be so sure, i doubt the answer is there

Doreen - nonetheless it is neat to "try" to read you

perhaps i shouldnt email you then. decisions decisions. which is the more polite, satisfying your curiosity, or providing a fun game.

on reflection i dont know you well enough, so you decide, and let me know

my e-mail address is not valid here anymore feline, I need to update this soon, so I will not recieve your e-mail.
but it's okay we can blow the board up right here! hehe
and actually I have to run but seems your secret is still safe cuz China never opened up icq!

I'm slow in certain areas but I'm sure I will figure out your gender soon!

i wouldnt accuse you of being slow, especially since i have never deliberatly set out to comment / answer this

/me engages dirty minded mode
this still leaves the great question of who you would rather have satisfy your itch, me or China

Sorry Dor, had to get the girls off to school.

/me scratches feline in all the right spots

/me PURRRRRRRRRRR
/me offers China half a chocolate chip cookie

....is this the girls chat line ???

so long as lots of chocolate chip cookies are involved, i dont really care if you call be a girl or a boy

/me ....guess this is the girl's chat line

ummm......go girl's

so i take it you are providing the chocolate, while the girls provide the incisive debate?

Girl's chat line, (good one Trans )
ummmm, everybody is talking about my idea

/me grabs a cookie and give feline zilch, seeing the damn cat spelled my name wrong! Grrr...

What idea?....

engages dirty minded mode
this still leaves the great question of who you would rather have satisfy your itch, me or China
by feline - 10/18/2001 10:28:57 AM

hmmm ok me is leaning towards thinking you are a male cat (though I've seen your name is colin by the profile you "really" are confusing depending on what day/post I read you!)

and thanks but no thanks!
If I get that itchy I will go buy a back scratcher... hehe