Life is like ...

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Thought we would have a little fun seeing what "Life is like..." Forrest Gump type quotes everyone could come up with!

Let's get started!

Life is like a bowl of cherries, some are sweet, some are sour, but mostly it's just the pits...

or

Life is like eating a few prunes... after a while everything just turns to [BLEEP]...

I thought those up a few years ago, let's see what the community can come up with.  :P

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Reply #1 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Life is like an OS... as soon as you think your getting a better one.. along comes another crap one ! XO

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Reply #2 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Life is like a sexually transmitted disease with a mortality rate of one hundred percent.

 

*edit...to conform with the OP. It's still true that while life is simple, it's not easy.

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Reply #3 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Life is like a box of leeches. It $ucks, a lot!

Reply #4 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Life is like an onion...you peel it one layer at a time, and you often shed tears.

Reply #5 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Life is like a towering obelisk until you get halfway through, then everything goes limp

Reply #6 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Life is like a towering obelisk until you get halfway through, then everything goes limp and its all the fault of those damnable bankers !!  X-(
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Reply #7 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Life is like the end of the world when your left all alone to finish it.

Reply #8 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Life is like a roll of toilet paper.....the closer you get to the end, the faster it goes.

Reply #9 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Life is like a towering obelisk until you get halfway through, then everything goes limp
End of quote

 

 

:rofl:

Reply #10 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Life is like a roll of toilet paper.....the closer you get to the end, the faster it goes.
End of quote

 

I really like that one too!  :thumbsup:

Reply #11 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Quoting LightStar, reply 10

Life is like a roll of toilet paper.....the closer you get to the end, the faster it goes.


 

I really like that one too! 
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And sometimes you get s_it on!!!  :omg: :P

Reply #12 from WinCustomize Forums Top

sometimes getting sat on ain't so bad Jimster.. :P

Reply #13 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Quoting vStyler, reply 12
sometimes getting sat on ain't so bad Jimster..
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I agree.....but what I said is usually crappy as hell...lol.

Reply #14 from WinCustomize Forums Top

and its all the fault of those damnable bankers !!
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I knew there was another reason I don't like bankers... you struggle to build a roof over your head - it is a wonderful erection - then they pull the mortgage plug. :-"

Reply #15 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Life is a great big canvas, and you should throw all the paint on it you can.

Reply #16 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Life is a great big canvas, and you should throw all the paint on it you can.
End of quote

 

Much more and I'm gonna have painters elbow X-(

Reply #17 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Life is like a mirror....you're not always happy with what it throws backatcha.....

something to reflect on....

Reply #18 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Life is like a toilet... sometimes you feel bright like the shiny porcelain, and others you just feel flushed. 

I feel a bit that way today... hope I'm not coming down with something.  Fingers crossed.

Quoting vStyler, reply 16

Life is a great big canvas, and you should throw all the paint on it you can.
 

Much more and I'm gonna have painters elbow
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You need to cut back a bit there. With :X cramp as well you're not gonna be able to skin at all. ;P :-"

Reply #19 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Life is like a s**t sandwich. The more bread you have,the less s**t you have to taste.:rolleyes:

Reply #20 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Life is like a box of chocolates - you have to eat them all as fast as you can before anyone else gets one...

Reply #21 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Quoting sydneysiders, reply 17
Life is like a mirror....you're not always happy with what it throws backatcha.....

something to reflect on....
End of sydneysiders's quote

;P :lol:

Life is ...like.... what you make of it.

Life is like the X Files....weird and wonderful.

Reply #22 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Life is like the very first cup of your favorite coffee in the a.m.....when its done so are the ooohs and ahhhs.

Reply #23 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Quoting Uvah, reply 22
Life is like the very first cup of your favorite coffee in the a.m.....when its done so are the ooohs and ahhhs.
End of Uvah's quote

Maybe....maybe not. [music playing: Theme from The X-Files]

Reply #24 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Life is like a sewer.

What you get out of it depends on what you put into it.

Reply #25 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Life is like a sewer.

What you get out of it depends on what you put into it.