Thought we would have a little fun seeing what "Life is like..." Forrest Gump type quotes everyone could come up with!

Let's get started!

Life is like a bowl of cherries, some are sweet, some are sour, but mostly it's just the pits...

or

Life is like eating a few prunes... after a while everything just turns to [BLEEP]...

I thought those up a few years ago, let's see what the community can come up with.