Did it have anything to do with his ears?

Did I just hear you correctly?

Are you saying that your hearing aid was turned on for once?

I wonder if Big eared people, hear better than small eared people?

D'yer reckon Fuzzy Logic ever gets any sleep at all, given how big his ears are?

Wouldn't that make him psychic?  Cuz I can't remember the last time I heard a peep from the green blooded dude.  

Anyone want some corn now?

Not me. Can I have some Ice Cream?

Count me in or am I too late for the ice cream?

WaHoo    Welcome back Wizard1956.   What an awesome surprise.  

Ice Cream for you?  How many scoops?

Sadly, yes... but what d'yer reckon to being nice n' early for the next sitting?

What d'yer mean, scoops?  Didn't you know Wiz demolishes it by the tubful?

And yeah, I second IROKONESS' welcome back and add that it is mighty nice to see you.

I hope that life is treating you kindly and that you'll be able to hang with us a while... and by a while I mean a looooong while.

You must have been talking to my wife. Let's just say it doesn't stick around long enough to melt.

Thanks for all the warm welcomes, it's great to be back for however long it may be. I'm sharing a connection with my neighbor.(with permission, of course)

Now, what was the question?

How much wood, would a Woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

If a wood chuck could chuck wood does he look to see where he chucked it? Somebody might get hurt.

And if some3body could get hurt, does a wood chuck purposely make his way to the seat of government with a truckload of wood to chuck as much wood as a wood chuck can chuck?

Did you hit the proverbial nail on the head? Duh!

Would you rather be a hammer than a nail?

and if I was a nail, would I rather be a screw?

Simon and Garfunkle might rather be a forest than a tree.  Or maybe a screwdriver?

If I had a screwdriver for every occasion would I be the ultimate screwer?

That depends. Would you have a license for said screwdriver for every occasion?

Probably not, but who's going to ask me for one if all my screwing is done privately?

How do you know how private it is?  

And if somebody has a hidden cam so they can post unauthorised sex tapes of you on the internet?

Well good for them I would think.  Then wouldn't  financial compensation be on the agenda?