If it meant stardom, fame and fortune, would you pay them a tidy sum to post them?

Hell No?

So your name up in flashing lights at the world premiere of the movie wouldn't change your mind, then?

No thanks. Would you?

So you're no interested in a starring role alongside Brad Pitt?

Bradley Cooper    Yeah, that's what I talking about.. Would I star in a role with him?  

Yesterday is not soon enough.

Then would tomorrow be too late?

Oh yes, Wizard.     No time like the present is there?

Is there any present like time?

When it's a Birthday present time?

Time, i always think Dark Side of the Moon, how about you?

Time, flies. Can't be late right?

Time flies, hmmmm, but can they fly backwards?

Every Time I try to leave, they suck me back in!    Remember?   

Ah!!!  So you're having another Hotel California moment, eh?

So would you be more willing to stay if they put on tea and crumpets with honey on top?

Singin Soprano are we?  Why I oughta.....      

Did you know that the soprano only sings like that because his ex-wife got his gonads in the divorce settlement?

Wow, I did not know that.        What happened to the base singer?   

Oh, you didn't know that she joined The Three Tenors to add a bit of depth?

She did, did she. What a vixen of the harmonies.  It was her love of the arts that inspired her to raise her partners to heights up till now they'd never known.   Was that Madonna or Brittany?  

Dunno, but would Dolly Parton fit the bill and would she need to squeeze into a smaller bra size to get her voice to deepen?

I'm betting she would fill any bill......     That voice going base... sheesh     I'd listen anyway.   Wonder if Johnny Cash would have been any 

good in that venue?

And how would he have looked in a 48DD bra?

I don't think pretty would be the correct word,   Definitely a Kodak moment. Maybe a couple a bucks?   

A Kodak moment that ends up on 'Funniest Home Videos, perhaps'?