Why I don't 'like' screensavers

They're the spawn of the devil

Over the years I've installed probably hundreds.

They generally come in 2 types....'scr' or 'exe'....where the latter is 'the installer for the brain-dead novice' who doesn't know where to put a scr file.  [either in /windows or /windows/system32 will work, btw].

Both forms are executables and thus 'can' easily have an evil payload [virus/trojan/key-logger] so MUST be installed during the moderation process so their 'safety' can be checked by the host up-to-date AV proggies, etc.

So....there I was last night....2 scr's and an exe to look at.....and downloaded all 3.

The scr's can be executed from within the zip....quick and easy to try out...and once deleted do nothing to system settings.

The exe is an installer....needs to run and merrily will put a scr in a system folder...or will put it in its own location of choice and set its location via a standard registry entry....and often will simply alter your default screensaver option to point to this new one.  Because you then NEED to uninstall after testing it's often ignored/left for 'ron'.

I did this testing around 1.00 am my time. [I do both long and odd hours here]....and hit the hay relatively early [1.15].

Now, my 'normal' scr settings are for 'blank' after 15 minutes....but now they were different....

1.30 am I'm in bed, dozing off and a 'noise' starts up....seems like it might be someone watching a home cinema nearby....so I ignore and drift off.....only to be awakened by Terry [my missus] getting up and saying 'your computer is making funny noises'...so I'm awake again.

I get up and sure enough...it's a repetitive noise that certainly isn't winamp doing a wobbly....it sounds like a bunch of hornets on a wonky loop audio track.

A mouse-move later and it's instantly stopped.

'effing savers', I mumble....and pop open the properties to reset to 'BLANK'.

Now it's pushing 2.00 am....and Terry gets up for work at 5.30....yippee.

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You know, screensavers were intended [as the name implies] to save monitor screens from burn-in caused by displaying a static image for a long time [unattended computer left on]...but technically your speakers don't suffer the same issue....so there's really no need for an audio track....but if you're really wanting one....make it something sleep-inducing....

That'd be nice....;)

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I too dont 'like' them because when they are running I cant do anything....
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Never use em.
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Millions of monitors using unnecessary power to run something useless. Save the planet. Say no to Screensavers. ;)
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I don't use screensavers either. I set the screensaver to "none". Blank is still using power...it acts like a screensaver. I also have my monitor set to turn off in 30 minutes.
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Reply #5 Top
.it sounds like a bunch of hornets on a wonky loop audio track.
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Just be thankful it wasn't a screen saver of a fire unit enroute to an emergency. ;p
Reply #6 Top
... or of a shootout with SWAT during a bank robbery. :LOL:
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Since Descapes, I have the best of both worlds....don't bother with the .scr's anymore.

When I did, back in the day, I loved that stupid Matrix screensaver.

Who am I kidding? I still do. Miserable, stupid, wonderful Matrix screensaver.

Anyway, if you do have Deskscapes, get the Deep Blue Sea dream. That'll put ya to sleep. And guess what?

NO SOUND!!!! ;p
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Don't use them. I just turn the monitor off. Trying to save every penny these days.
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I once thought I had lost it and I was going crazy:

I was living in a college on the third floor and I kept hearing the same little childs-tune over and over. Never ending, during the night, during the day...... for more than four days!!!

Everyone on my floor made fun of me when I told them the story (and sang the tune), they even made practical jokes, like calling me on my phone humming the tune.... it drove me absolutely nuts!

.... turned out some girl from the first floor left her laptop on (and her windows open) while she was away for an extended field-trip. The laptop wasn't set to just simply hibernate, but instead it ran a more than idiotic Winnie-the-Pooh screensaver with this stupid little tune repeating in and endless loop... X-(
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:LOL:
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I do use screensavers, if only for few minutes before my moniter turns off.

That's why I make my own screensavers, so I have what I like. :) Right now I'm using one that's still unreleased... :P
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... turned out some girl from the first floor left her laptop on (and her windows open) while she was away for an extended field-trip. The laptop wasn't set to just simply hibernate, but instead it ran a more than idiotic Winnie-the-Pooh screensaver with this stupid little tune repeating in and endless loop...
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Which is the reason why BebiBulma is so cool! :LOL:
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... turned out some girl from the first floor left her laptop on (and her windows open) while she was away for an extended field-trip. The laptop wasn't set to just simply hibernate, but instead it ran a more than idiotic Winnie-the-Pooh screensaver with this stupid little tune repeating in and endless loop...

Which is the reason why BebiBulma is so cool!
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Huh? Not sure how that involved me but oookay....

I never use screensavers either.
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And I was running out of ideas for the next version of Flurry. A Jafo easter egg... hum :D

.... turned out some girl from the first floor left her laptop on (and her windows open) while she was away for an extended field-trip. The laptop wasn't set to just simply hibernate, but instead it ran a more than idiotic Winnie-the-Pooh screensaver with this stupid little tune repeating in and endless loop...
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Ahah, you should have turned the power off for her room. It worked wonders for me with idiotic alarm bells, radios left on, etc. in the past.
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@Bebi: What's with those twice-as-large avatars? :SURPRISED:
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Say no to Screensavers
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say yes .... to black SS  ;) 
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@Bebi: What's with those twice-as-large avatars?
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The other sites have been upgraded to allow for 100x100 avatars, WC hasn't received the upgrade yet which is why the positioning and spacing is off.
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What about gif avtars?
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What about gif avtars?
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Going off-topic here...but no...no animations...;)

Reply #21 Top
What about gif avtars?
Going off-topic here...but no...no animations...
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Ever...Ever....Ever.....
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Ever...Ever....Ever.....
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Never... Never... Never... ;p besides, they'd be too much of a distraction while trying to read stuff.

It'd be like having a fly constantly buzzing around the corner of your eye... and I have enough trouble in my old age with concentration. ;)