The Penis Game

Go on... Just try and NOT think of some now...

            Note: No matter how many Insightful’s or responses this one generates I make the prediction that it stands zero chance of being featured. Here goes….

 

 

          This game was introduced to me by someone in ARL (might have been Chiprj actually) and the rules are very simple. Take a movie title and replace a single word with the word Penis. While this is terribly immature and stupid it is also outrageously funny especially when done with a group of similarly depraved friends. (We do it at work about once a year).

 

 

          Some examples to get you started, feel free to add your own but I would suggest you limit each response to the Funniest Five titles to prevent overlong commentary and to allow others to share the mirthJ :

 

Red Penis Rising

 

A Few Good Penises

 

My Blue Penis

 

The Englishman Who Went Up a Hill and Came Down a Penis

 

Penis Everlasting

 

How Stella Got Her Penis Back (credit Pseudosoldier)

 

 

Let the commenting begin!

 

 

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Reply #1 Top
The Sum of all Penises

Chasing Penis

The Penis Identity and The Penis Supremacy

Penis 2: Electric Bugaloo

The Empire Strikes Penis

The Good, the Bad, and the Penis

I do remember playing the game, but it wasn't me that came up with it... at least not to my alcohal soaked memory... In Haiti, we did something similar. Every night someone from the team would read a letter from a girly mag and replace all the dirty words with made up words. Like Plebis!
Reply #2 Top
OH, had to add one more. When I reread The Good, the Bad, and the Penis, another Clint Eastwood western came to mind.

A Fistful of Penises (and the sequel - For a Few Penises More)

You can do it for almost any Clint Eastwood spaghetti western with hilarious results!
Reply #3 Top
I am derided often for my abysmal taste in movies, so I'll use some of his faves too.

The Kentucky Fried Penis

Oh Penis, Where Art Thou?

Robin Hood, Penis in Tights

The Penis Who Wasn't There

An American Penis in London



Reply #4 Top
House of 1000 penises,penis rider,Woodcock 3 days of peace love and penises.
Reply #5 Top
The Princess Penis
The Penis next door.
Penisheads
Gone with the Penis
Penis Shots, part Duex
Reply #6 Top
The Kentucky Fried PenisOh Penis, Where Art Thou?


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

How about -

Penis Story

The Penis of the Bride
Reply #7 Top
The Green Penis
The Man with One Red Penis
DarePenis
Office Penis
The Penis Candidate or The Manchurian Penis
Under the Tuscan Penis
Reply #8 Top
A penis in the clouds.
Reply #9 Top
Return to Penis

50 First Penises

Penis Almighty

The General's Penis

28 Penises Later

Penis Hour . . . or . . . Rush Penis

My Big, Fat Greek Penis

A Penis to Remember

Penises on the Side

The Penis Movie: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut

Mystic Penis

The Penis Effect

This is way more fun than it should be! !!!
Reply #10 Top

This is way more fun than it should be! !!!

it is extremely contagious as well, but use caution when you spread it as an EO complaint is never far behind it.

Reply #11 Top

My Big, Fat Greek Penis


Now, that's a classic!


Silence of the Penis
Fried Green Penis
The penis Purple
The penis report
Dirty penis

Reply #12 Top
French Penis (or Penis Kiss - whichever)

Murder on the Penis Express

Saving Private Penis

Pump up the Penis

The Penis Club

Pretty in Penis

Sixteen Penises
Reply #13 Top
The Penis Club

Pretty in Penis

Sixteen Penises


We have a john Hughes fan in our midst....lol

"The Fisher Penis"

"Penis Harbor"

"The Longest Penis"

"The Penis of Oz"

"Penisblanca"

"The Maltese Penis"

"Penises prefer blondes" or "gentlemen prefer penises"

"All the Penis' Men"

"Real Penis"

""Penisferatu"
Reply #14 Top
!!

This is great!

Penis Wars

Penis Club

Scary Penis

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Penis

How to Lose a Penis in Ten Days

Steel Penises

!!
Reply #15 Top
I think I prefer "My Big, Fat Penis's Wedding"...
Star Penis: The Movie
Star Penis II: The Penis of Khan
Star Penis III: The Search for Penis
Star Penis IV: The Penis Home
Star Penis V: The Penis Frontier
Star Penis VI: The Undiscovered Penis

Of the others, only "Star Penis Next Generation: Penis Contact" really works well at all....
Reply #16 Top
The Last Penis-Fighter
Finding Penis
The Breakfast Penis
The Penis Redemption
Vanilla Penis
Reply #17 Top

The Last Penis-Fighter

Now theres a mental image for ya!

Reply #18 Top
lol, this is great. how about...

the sixth penis
penis dancing
penis dynamite
penis wars
the last penis
Reply #19 Top
Starwars series:
Ep.4 Penis Wars
Ep.5 The Penis Strikes Back
Ep.6 Return of the Penis
Ep.1 The Phantom Penis
Ep.2 Clone Penis

or more sci-fi: Invasion of the Penis Snatchers, Penisship Galactica, The Day the Penis Stood Still.

Lethal Penis, Raising Penis, The Penis Brothers, Penis Alone, Penis in 60 Seconds, Attack of the 50 ft Penis,

Dead Penises Don't Wear Plaid, The Penis That Knew Too Much, Little Penis of Horrors, Army of Penis,

A Penis Named Desire.....ok, got carried away, I'm done, no really.......weeelll except....The Talented Mr. Penis!!!
Reply #20 Top
War Movies:
Thin Red Penis
Hamburger Penis
The Dirty Penis
Full Metal Penis

Horror Movies:
Penis Alive
I Was a Teenage Penis
Penis of the Living Dead
Dawn of the Penis
Penis of the Lepis

Chick Flicks and Musicals:
Sweet Penis Alabama
Moulin Penis
The Penis and I (starring Yule Brenner) (hat tip: grey)
The Sound of Penis
Penis Side Story (feat. "I just met a girl named Vagina")

More?
Reply #21 Top
Bob Dylan Penises

Rainy Day Penises #12 and 35
Blowin in the Penis
Maggie's Penis
Hey Mr. Tambourine Penis
All Along the Penis Tower
Lay Penis Lay
Shelter from the Penis

Billy Joel Penises

Penis State of Mind
She's Got a Penis About Her
Uptown Penis
Goodnight Penis
My Penis

Harry Chapin Penises

30,000 Pounds of Penises
Mr. Penis
The Penis in the Cradle

Elton John Penises (oddly appropriate)

Tiny Penis
Mona Penises and Mad Hatters
Goodbye Yellow Brick Penis
Penis in the Wind


ok....I'm letting it go at that...you guys should be able to go a long way with those....lol

Reply #22 Top
Rocky Horror Penis Show (not too different.....)

The Penis Amigos
Small Time Penises
The Curse of the Jade Penis
Dirty Rotten Penises
Penis of the Damned
Blazing Penises (or Penis Saddles)
Indiana Jones and the Penis of Doom
I, Penis
Single White Penis
The Great White Penis
White Penises Can't Jump
Penis Down Under
Buffy the Penis Slayer



This is entirely too much fun. We just got home from dinner and I had a difficult time not blurting out Penis titles in the restaurant. Thank you so much for enlivening my day!
Reply #23 Top
Mikey Moore,
Penis and Me
Bill and Ted's Excellent Penis
or
Bill and Ted's Penis Adventure.
Dawn of the penis
penis' Big Adventure
To Kill a Penis
Reply #24 Top
Since you seemed to have a Hugh grant Penis thing going GW:
we'll do the kevin bacon thing here,
Four Penises and a Funeral
Four weddings and a Penis
Notting Penis/ Penis Hill
Penis Woman
An Officer AND, a Penis
Mr. Penis
BAD sci-fi
Penis 9 from outer space/ Plan 9 from Penis Space
Attack of the killer Penis' (or is it Penises?)
Meltdown at Penis High
The Creature from the Penis Lagoon
Invaders From Penis
Reply #25 Top
kevin bacon


!! Have you ever seen Kevin's Bacon? !!