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The Penis Game

The Penis Game

Go on... Just try and NOT think of some now...

            Note: No matter how many Insightful’s or responses this one generates I make the prediction that it stands zero chance of being featured. Here goes….

 

 

          This game was introduced to me by someone in ARL (might have been Chiprj actually) and the rules are very simple. Take a movie title and replace a single word with the word Penis. While this is terribly immature and stupid it is also outrageously funny especially when done with a group of similarly depraved friends. (We do it at work about once a year).

 

 

          Some examples to get you started, feel free to add your own but I would suggest you limit each response to the Funniest Five titles to prevent overlong commentary and to allow others to share the mirthJ :

 

Red Penis Rising

 

A Few Good Penises

 

My Blue Penis

 

The Englishman Who Went Up a Hill and Came Down a Penis

 

Penis Everlasting

 

How Stella Got Her Penis Back (credit Pseudosoldier)

 

 

Let the commenting begin!

 

 

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Reply #26 Top
Penis and the Bandit
The Penis After Tomorrow
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Penis
Abbot and Costello vs. the Penis
Dial P for Penis
Free Willie (it's so close already, why change anything?)
Close Encounters of the Penis Kind
The Penises Take Manhatten (Muppets rule!)
Reply #27 Top
Along Came Penis
Jurassic Penis
Penis of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Penis
Shanghai Penis
Empire Penis
Meet the Penis
Shallow Penis
Harry Penis and the Sorcerer's Penis
Harry Penis and the Chamber of Penis
Harry Penis and the Prisoner of Penis
Lord of the Penis - The Fellowship of the Penis
Lord of the Penis - The Penis Towers
Lord of the Penis - The Return of the Penis

Might have doubled some up there... Not sure.
Reply #28 Top
Green fried penis.
Reply #29 Top
Meet the Penises.
Reply #30 Top
Good Penis Hunting
Reply #32 Top
Girls Just Want to Have Penis
Reply #34 Top
The Penis Reloaded....
Reply #35 Top
Much Ado About Penis
Reply #36 Top
Romeo and Penis
Romeo Must Penis

hahahaha!

(sorry)
Reply #37 Top
Teenage Mutant Ninja Penises
Towering Penis (or Penis Inferno)
Lord of the Penises
Garden Penis (or Penis State)
Brotherhood of the Penis
Penis is Beautiful
Babe 2: Penis in The City
Runaway Penis
All The Kings Penises
Penis Over The River Kwai
The Longest Penis
Von Ryan's Penis
PenisHard (SpyHard)
Austin Powers: The Penis Who Shagged Me
Mr. Holland's Penis
Penis: The Beginning
Penis Park
Penis Hill
Confessions of a Teenage Penis Queen

Ok... I'm done now
Reply #38 Top
Penis IV: The Revenge
Roots: The Next Penis
Penis of Arabia
Harold and Penis
Arthur 2: On the Penis
Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Penis But Were Afraid to Ask...
The Penis Sisters
Forever Penis
International Penis
2001: A Penis Odyssey
In the Eye of Penis
Cape Penis
Penis Floats
Come Back, Little Penis
The Penis and the Pendulum
The Sixth Penis
Penis:First Blood II
Saturday Night Penis
Jailhouse Penis
Viva Las Penis
The Blue Penis of Happiness
The Penis Spring -or- The Virgin Penis
Citizen Penis
It's a Wonderful Penis
My Fair Penis
An American Penis in London
An American Penis in Paris
Chitty-Chitty Penis Bang
Jonathan Livingstone Penis
Penis-zilla
Stop or My Penis Will Shoot!
The Seven Year Penis
How to Marry a Penis
When Penis Met Sally
Willie Wonka and the Penis Factory
Shaft
Reply #39 Top
Brave New Penis
Earth Penis Are Easy
Penis Ahoy!
And Then There Were Penis
Brother From Another Penis
She's Gotta Have Penis
Summer of Penis
A Little Night Penis
The Penis in Winter
The Merry Wives of Penis
The Canterville Penis
Who's Afraid of Virgina Penis?
Reply #40 Top

Who's Afraid of Virgina Penis?

who wouldn't be?

Reply #41 Top
Field of Penises (or Penis of Dreams)
Reply #42 Top
The Penis Reloaded....


!!! This one has got me so cracked up . . . I thought "The Penis Reloaded" was what happened when you took a short break in between rounds! !!! Too funny!
Reply #43 Top
This one has got me so cracked up . . .


*bows* thank you, thank you.....my finest work



I thought "The Penis Reloaded" was what happened when you took a short break in between rounds!




Reply #44 Top
3 Men and a Little Penis (gay porn if I ever heard it)
Reply #45 Top
(gay porn if I ever heard it)


How bout james bond flicks?

The Penis that Loved me
The Man with the Golden Penis
Penis another Day
Penisraker
Thunderpenis
Never Say Penis Again
From Penis With Love

or kung fu

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Penis
Iron Penis
Enter the Penis
The Last Penis (Who's the Master???)
The Penis of Drunken Master
Reply #46 Top
Damnit! I thought I gave this up long ago....

8 Penises In A Duffel Bag

When Harry Met Penis

Joe Penis

The Penis Must Be Crazy

Reply #47 Top
The Penis of La Mancha

Mrs. Penisfire

Penis Kids

Arsenic and Old Penis

The Penis of Penzance
Reply #48 Top
Penis Poppins
Bedknobs & Penises
The Cook, the Thief, His Wife, and her Penis
Poison Penis
Embrace of the Penis
Reply #49 Top
Spongebob Square Penis or Spongebob Penis Pants

Penisbots

Penises, Inc.

Lion Penis 1 & 1/2

Spy Penis 3D

Power Penis Ninja Storm or Penis Rangers Ninja Storm

G.I. Penis (mmm . . . my favorite!)

Penis Hunt

The Penis Girls: Meet the Beat-Alls or The Powerpuff Penises: Meet the Beat-Alls

The Land Before Penis



Reply #50 Top
Good Penis Hunting

Stephen King's Penis

Penis Daddy

Eight Crazy Penises

The Running Penis