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The Penis Game

The Penis Game

Go on... Just try and NOT think of some now...

            Note: No matter how many Insightful’s or responses this one generates I make the prediction that it stands zero chance of being featured. Here goes….

 

 

          This game was introduced to me by someone in ARL (might have been Chiprj actually) and the rules are very simple. Take a movie title and replace a single word with the word Penis. While this is terribly immature and stupid it is also outrageously funny especially when done with a group of similarly depraved friends. (We do it at work about once a year).

 

 

          Some examples to get you started, feel free to add your own but I would suggest you limit each response to the Funniest Five titles to prevent overlong commentary and to allow others to share the mirthJ :

 

Red Penis Rising

 

A Few Good Penises

 

My Blue Penis

 

The Englishman Who Went Up a Hill and Came Down a Penis

 

Penis Everlasting

 

How Stella Got Her Penis Back (credit Pseudosoldier)

 

 

Let the commenting begin!

 

 

58,753 views 87 replies
Reply #76 Top
Penis Runnings (sounds like one of them sex ed flicks warning us about VD)
Sgt, Pepper's Lonely Heart's Club Penis
Reply #77 Top
Penis 2: Electric Boogaloo


I did that one in the very first comment... Ah, I'm sure I've doubled up some of them...
Reply #78 Top
Umm, I think I should get SOME of the credit for my article "Spanking Great Movie Lines" which set the trend for all of this


Gideon, you are the master! (I was referring to the fortune cookie threads, though) I absolutely loved the spanking movie lines. What about spanking movie titles? Or Penis movie lines, greywar?
Reply #79 Top
Or Penis movie lines, greywar?


I started the substitution game -
Planes, Trains, and Penises - 'Where's your other penis?' 'It's between two penises.'


Reply #80 Top
A Penis to Remember(Walk)

Treasure Penis(Island)

A Little Penis(Princess)

Penis King (Lion)

Tall Penis (Tale)

Penis Gadget (Inspector)

Journey to the center of the penis (earth)

The Penis Trap (parent)

20,000 Penises under the sea (leagues)

Wild Penises can't be broken (hearts)

~Sarah

Reply #81 Top
A Penis to Remember(Walk)

Treasure Penis(Island)

A Little Penis(Princess)

Penis King (Lion)

Tall Penis (Tale)

Penis Gadget (Inspector)

Wild penises can't be broken (hearts)

~Sarah
Reply #83 Top
Urban Penis

Little Big Penis
Reply #84 Top
It's the Great Penis Charlie Brown

A Charlie Brown Penis

Bon Penis, Charlie Brown

A Penis Named Charlie Brown

I Want a Penis for Christmas, Charlie Brown

There's No Time For Penis, Charlie Brown
Reply #85 Top
The penis who cried

Los penises
El penis
bitter penis
Crouching tiger hidden penis
the way penises were
The Italian penis
Titanic (the true penis)
Casapenis
Imagining penises
Catpenis
Spider penis 1& 2
Bridget Jones' penis
Penis actually
Lock stock and two smoking penises
Eyes wide penis
penispotting
Reply #86 Top
The penis who cried

Los penises
El penis
bitter penis
Crouching tiger hidden penis
the way penises were
The Italian penis
Titanic (the true penis)
Casapenis
Imagining penises
Catpenis
Spider penis 1& 2
Bridget Jones' penis
Penis actually
Lock stock and two smoking penises
Eyes wide penis
penispotting
Reply #87 Top
Where the Penis is (heart)