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The Penis Game

The Penis Game

Go on... Just try and NOT think of some now...

            Note: No matter how many Insightful’s or responses this one generates I make the prediction that it stands zero chance of being featured. Here goes….

 

 

          This game was introduced to me by someone in ARL (might have been Chiprj actually) and the rules are very simple. Take a movie title and replace a single word with the word Penis. While this is terribly immature and stupid it is also outrageously funny especially when done with a group of similarly depraved friends. (We do it at work about once a year).

 

 

          Some examples to get you started, feel free to add your own but I would suggest you limit each response to the Funniest Five titles to prevent overlong commentary and to allow others to share the mirthJ :

 

Red Penis Rising

 

A Few Good Penises

 

My Blue Penis

 

The Englishman Who Went Up a Hill and Came Down a Penis

 

Penis Everlasting

 

How Stella Got Her Penis Back (credit Pseudosoldier)

 

 

Let the commenting begin!

 

 

58,753 views 87 replies
Reply #51 Top
No no no...
Obviously it's Mighty Morphin' Power Penis.
Obviously.
Reply #52 Top
Daddy Penis Care
The Haunted Penis
Beverly Hills Penis
Dr. Penislittle
Another 48 Penises
Reply #53 Top
Young Penis
Half Penis Rising
The X-Penis
The Penis-Bearer
Cats & Penises
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Penis
The Jamaican Penis Team
Reply #54 Top
The Penis Supremacy
Without a Penis
Alien Vs Penis
Open Penis
Penis Zero
Lord of the Penis
Penis Club

Acadamy Award Winners

All about Penis
Gone With the Penis
From Here to Penis
Who's Afraid of Penis Woolf?
Penis in Love
A Penis Named Desire
The English Penis
Mr. Penis Goes to Washington
Penis of the Yankees
West Side Penis
Penises of Endearment
The Penis Purple
Saving Private Penis
Penis of Arabia
The Sound of Penis
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Penis
Penises of New York
Penis and Commander
Reply #55 Top
Until Penisrise

Penishood

Penis Pie

The Penis-Files

How the Penis Stole Christmas

Penis Fever

Superpenis or Penisman

Penis in the Bronx

Reply #56 Top
All of this makes me keep remembering the SNL Celebrity Jeopardy where Sean Connery pronounced 'The Pen Is Mightier' as 'The Penis Mightier' and kept going on about it!
Reply #57 Top
Penis and the giant peach
hellcats of the Penis
The penis Queen
On Golden penis
Reply #58 Top
Monty Python's The Meaning of Penis

Search for the Holy Penis

Flying Penis

The Penis of Brian
Reply #59 Top
Now in theaters! Or coming soon!

I said coming soon on a penis thread!!!!

Without a Penis

Penis Fair

Wicker Penis

Penis Diaries 2: Royal Engagement

Resident Penis: Apocolypse

Sky Penis and the World of Tomorrow
Reply #60 Top
I wonder whats this blog's refferals by now.

Harry Penis and the golden penis.
Reply #61 Top

The Land Before Penis

A sad land that would have been... Kleenex would have gone out of business

 

Reply #62 Top
G.I. Penis (mmm . . . my favorite!)




Reply #63 Top
This reminds me kind of the Fortune cookie thing. You can make any fortune cookie statement funnier by adding the words "in bed" at the end.

Here's some more.

Breakfast at Penises or Penis at Tiffany's
My Best Friend's Penis
Mona Lisa Penis
Pretty Penis or Penis Woman (which kinda works for this movie)
The Adventures of Priscilla, Penis of the Desert.. this one works too lol
Never-ending Penis
Flower-Drum Penis
Ghostpenis
The Penis Suicides
Pulp Penis
It's a Wonderful Penis
A Penis Story
This Boy's Penis
To Kill a Penis
The Maltese Penis
The Penis of Oz
Saving Private Penis
A Clockwork Penis
Twelve Penises
Being John Malkovich's Penis


might get kicked for this one, but...
The Passion of the Penis.
No, I won't go the other way on it.

That was fun Thanks a bunch!!

Happy Penising!
Reply #64 Top
This reminds me kind of the Fortune cookie thing. You can make any fortune cookie statement funnier by adding the words "in bed" at the end.


There have been a couple of threads on that recently. Check out TexasWahine and historyishere.
And thank you for not switching around that last one.

Another movie coming soon to a theater near you.....

Penis Cookout
Reply #65 Top
And thank you for not switching around that last one.


Not a problem. The first way was funny. I cannot say whether it would be funny flipped around. I'll leave that as a judgement call best left up to the individual flippers with no recriminations from me. I don't want to offend anyone over a joke.
Reply #66 Top
Run, Penis Run

Bridget Jones' Penis

The emperor's new penis

(the word "penis" has lost all meaning)
Reply #67 Top
If the word "penis" has lost all meaning, you're doing it wrong.

Penis Enchanted
A Cinderella Penis
Cheaper by the Penis
The Lizzie McGuire Penis
Casper the Friendly Penis
The Penis Trap
Freaky Penis
Mean Penis
Reply #68 Top
Being Penis Malkovich
The Lion, The Witch and The Penis
Don't Be a Penis to South Central High While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
Penislet
MacPenis
A Midsummer Night's Penis
Reply #69 Top
The Penisboy

Where the Red Penis Grows

The Penis Mermaid

Dangerous Penises

Penis of the Year

Penis Congeniality
Reply #70 Top
There have been a couple of threads on that recently. Check out TexasWahine and historyishere.
And thank you for not switching around that last one.


Umm, I think I should get SOME of the credit for my article "Spanking Great Movie Lines" which set the trend for all of this.
Reply #71 Top
Lost in Penis
Penis Attacks
Penis II: First Blood
Penis Anxiety
The Penis Club (whoops, the first rule about penis club, is you don't talk about penis club.)
Penis vs. Freddy
Behind the Green Penis
Indiana Jones and the Penis of Doom
Around the Penis in 80 Days
Birth of a Penis
The Penis Game (well, it's the title, but the crying game still doesn't change much)
20,000 Penises under the Sea
Journey to the Center of the Penis
Reply #72 Top
There's so many I don't know if these have been done, but contributions from the bar last night included:

It's A Wonderful Penis

A Thin Red Penis

Lock, Stock, And Two Smoking Penises

The Never Ending Penis



There were many more, but Mr. Daniel's (we are no longer on speaking terms) made me forget.
Reply #73 Top
Planes, Trains, and Penises - 'Where's your other penis?' 'It's between two penises.'

There were many more, but Mr. Daniel's (we are no longer on speaking terms) made me forget.


Oh, we know you can never stay mad at Mr. Daniel's for long...

Reply #74 Top
Didn't take time to read everyone's despite the cleverness.

Bowling for Penis

and now disney

Sleeping Penis
Finding Penis
Beauty and the Penis
The Little Penis
The Sword in the Penis (OUCH!)
Snow White and the Seven Penises
Toy Penis 2


Wayne's Penis
Penis gun 33 and 1/3
The Penis House Rules
Dude Where's my Penis?
Ferris Bueller's Penis Off
Reply #75 Top
Or it could be "Penis Bueller's day off"

Or "the Penis in the Stone" (double ouch)

Here's a couple new ones:

Romancing the Penis
The Penis of the Nile
King Solomon's Penis
Penis 2: Electric Boogaloo