Bosun Gid has surface - yesterday - he popped 'is head out ta cabin for a second - now 'e be back there!

I told ye not ta send a cabin girl a lookin' fer 'im....now 'e will only stick he's 'ead out o' there ta git more rum n' food.

Ere now! What have them sharks ever done to you.

Not ta worry about them sharks me ol' bucko. PC have developed a raaather tough n' grissled 'ide o'er the years, so's 'em would find 'im none too appertisin' an' would look ta be eatin' elsewhere....just so long as 'em stays out o' me fav'rite tavern I don't mind.

Arrggg, I be back. With Healthy doses of Penny Cillan for all them viruses I be exposed to! I'll not be shirking my duty any more as I will be nuking that PC tonight.

Arrggg, I be back. With Healthy doses of Penny Cillan for all them viruses I be exposed to! I'll not be shirking my duty any more as I will be nuking that PC tonight.

Ay Doc ye be a good man cuttin all em virus out fer ye family! Be sure to be careful!

Be sure to be careful!

Not careful enuff. Where do ye think I got my peg leg from?

Not careful enuff. Where do ye think I got my peg leg from?

ay ye best be careful of termites too then!   

ay ye best be careful of termites too then!

Now ye tell me! arrrrrggggg!

ay ye best be careful of termites too then!

Fer sure....once they've done eatin' yer peg leg, they starts a nibblin' on yer stump.

they starts a nibblin' on yer stump

ere it gives new meanin' to creepy crawlies!

Nurse Golightly best be gettin' some jeyes fluid out and washin im down jus' in case!

Arrggg it be so quiet round 'ere these days, where be ta res' a ta crew?

Arrggg it be so quiet round 'ere these days, where be ta res' a ta crew?

Me thinks there be too much wenchin' n' rum swillin' going on fer there ta be gettin' any work done on deck. We be gettin' too low in tha waaater, so us'll 'ave ta git this scurvy lot a bilge pumpin' an' sail hoistin' ta sure o' reachin' Stardock....otherwise them sea dogs'll be up ta their 'ammocks in bilge waaaater an' it'll serve 'em right.

I be ere {hic}. Just a might too much celebrating after we keel hauled that other Capt'n.

I be ere {hic}. Just a might too much celebrating after we keel hauled that other Capt'n.

I knows you be 'ere...it be them others who be sciving orf ta misbe'ave n' shirk their duties. So if ye can steer yer way clear between hiccups ta give 'em all a good bollockin', I'd be much appreciatin' it. Us'll be needin' all 'ands on deck if we ta be lootin' more o' them Froggie traders.

I 'ears on the vine that us might be gettin' another crew member who be knowed as seldomdeen...I 'opes 'e can find us alright, or us'll 'ave ta go ashore n' bring 'im aboard ourselves.

'ears on the vine that us might be gettin' another crew member who be knowed as seldomdeen

Wit a name like that, I wonder if he be holden to 'is name?

Wit a name like that, I wonder if he be holden to 'is name?

ye be so quick like doc!  

Wit a name like that, I wonder if he be holden to 'is name?

Dunno why 'e chose a name like thaaat....I sees alot of 'im about....just not 'ere. Me thinks us'll 'ave ter fetch 'im aboard me 'earties.. .assemble tha press gang, first mate Guy, an' we'll go bring 'im back...kickin' n' screamin' if needs be.

An' Mistress Jennifer, I be glad ta see ye tryin' ta recruit new crew members on thaaat other thread...t'would be good to 'ave Fairyy~ aboard.

I be totally over the moon....my beloved Brisbane Broncos won the National Rugby League Grand Final by seven points, in a tough, hard fought game. WOOOOOHOOOOO YIPEE WHOOOP, WHOOP WOWEE!!!!

Now I be orf ta celerbrate wiv a cuppa tea n' a scone.

Fuzzy feller 'ad jumped ship

Who be this fuzzy fella ye be speakin' on capt

Arrr, ye lubbers berra beware o' Cap'n Spanky, for 'e'll purra curse o' woodworm in yer peg legs arrr.

The Cap'n an' ee's mateys visited the old Chocolate Planet to rape an' pillage an' nibble the wenches' chocolate coatings till they weren't maidens no more, arrr.

The Cap'n still has 'is dungeon o' chains an' 'andcuffs arrr Spanky by name an' spanky by naturrrr, arrrrrr...

arrr, plus a special white uniform with lots o' straps an' buckles to fit all sizes, arrr....

Now I be orf ta celerbrate wiv a cuppa tea n' a scone.

ye be goin' soft in ta head like? cuppa tea n' scone? *klonks the capt' round tha 'ead* I 'opes ye be puttin' a wee dram o som'tin' else in wit it?

Ay tha Fairyy be a good un ta be bringin' on board she be lootin Stardock already an walked away wit a treasure chest of loot, I be not sure mind bout ta technology we be lookin fer, I ave yet ta find out like if she has been at our pot o gold like!

Me thinks us'll 'ave ter fetch 'im aboard me 'earties.. .assemble tha press gang, first mate Guy, an' we'll go bring 'im back...kickin' n' screamin' if needs be.

AYE 'N' YE BEST BE HAVIN' T' SCONES T' BACK UP YR CROCODILE MOUTHS, Y' WHARF-RAT SONS 'O' LUBBERS! YE'LL BE LOWER 'N WHALE SHYTE>>>AN THAT"S AT THE BOTTOM 'O' T' SEA!!

AYE 'N' YE BEST BE HAVIN' T' SCONES T' BACK UP YR CROCODILE MOUTHS, Y' WHARF-RAT SONS 'O' LUBBERS! YE'LL BE LOWER 'N WHALE SHYTE>>>AN THAT"S AT THE BOTTOM 'O' T' SEA!!

aaargh capt'n look 'ere it be seldom seen, he be on board now! Took 'is bleerry time gettin 'ere didn't 'e?

Ay 'e be lookin' set fer serious piratin' work! *flicks ta cat o 9 tails above seldoms 'ead* Tis a good one we ave on board.

arrr, plus a special white uniform with lots o' straps an' buckles to fit all sizes, arrr....

Us prefers leather or rubber uniforms ourselves, they 'aves a more sweaty an' sadistic appeal...an' they looks better on them busty wenches us 'aves aboard. 'Owever, Cap'n Spanky, we be glad ta see ye 'as joined the fleet agin, wiv yer own ship n' all. Now what be she called, 'The Chocolate Raider'?

The Cap'n still has 'is dungeon o' chains an' 'andcuffs arrr Spanky by name an' spanky by naturrrr, arrrrrr...

Ye'd makes fer a good pa-artner ta Mistress Jennifer....her likes all them tools o' discipline n' torture fer keepin' unruly swabs in 'and. So if ye 'as any troubles gettin' yer crew ta go on a chocklit raid, just send a hoy, and us'll send 'er o'er to 'e wiv cat o' nine at the ready.

ye be goin' soft in ta head like? cuppa tea n' scone? *klonks the capt' round tha 'ead* I 'opes ye be puttin' a wee dram o som'tin' else in wit it?

The cap'n be a non-swillin' teetotaller these days....cos it were ne'er a wee dram he could stop at. Ol' Cap'n starkers use ta spend too much of he's booty on grog an' near sunk the fleet cos there were no treasure ta pay fer the repairs, so 'e clevered up an' put all 'is booty inta technology fer ta keep the fleet afloat. Asides, somebody 'as ta keep a clear n' sober 'ead so's we don't run aground an' git stuck wiv all them thar landlubbers.

AYE 'N' YE BEST BE HAVIN' T' SCONES T' BACK UP YR CROCODILE MOUTHS, Y' WHARF-RAT SONS 'O' LUBBERS! YE'LL BE LOWER 'N WHALE SHYTE>>>AN THAT"S AT THE BOTTOM 'O' T' SEA!!

Now that be a fine way ta git thee self aboard....all full o' sas n' spunk, like. Now that be what we bin needin' around 'ere, a sea dog wiv a salty tongue ta 'elp liven up tha paaarty. Ye be a sight for sore eyes, seldomseem, but welcome aboard an' feel free ta let yer 'air down....we sails under tha Jolly Roger, ye knows, an' it not be called JOLLY fer nuffin'.

AYE 'N' YE BEST BE HAVIN' T' SCONES T' BACK UP YR CROCODILE MOUTHS, Y' WHARF-RAT SONS 'O' LUBBERS! YE'LL BE LOWER 'N WHALE SHYTE>>>AN THAT"S AT THE BOTTOM 'O' T' SEA!!

Aye,he has spunk that seldomseen bloke! He be a fine addition to the crew.

AARRRrrr ... needs me java, I does... red sky this mornin', sailor tyke warnin'... bleedin' parrot must'v slepped in me pie-hole...FAUGH!! ... AARGH! ... [gutterballs his way t' th' galley] Where's that shameless excuse for a pot-rattlin' galley slave?! I'll 'ave 'is guts fer garters, I will! Where's me fatback 'n' scrapple, bye gar?!! WAUGH! ACCHH! [farts horrendously, damp and crepuscular-like] Bloody paint-peeler, that was... Best be hangin' me arse from th' fantail fr a spell, give th' poxy gulls som' mornin' vittles...

Where's that shameless excuse for a pot-rattlin' galley slave?!

We had ta keel haul one o' the cooks as he could fix nothing but cheese sandwiches. Ta other seems to have jumped ship.

Ye'd makes fer a good pa-artner ta Mistress Jennifer....her likes all them tools o' discipline n' torture fer keepin' unruly swabs in 'and. So if ye 'as any troubles gettin' yer crew ta go on a chocklit raid, just send a hoy, and us'll send 'er o'er to 'e wiv cat o' nine at the ready.

Arrr, sounds loiks'a handy wench, arrr. Be it she oi' sees 'bout hoistin' mi jolly roger? arrr...

[farts horrendously, damp and crepuscular-like] Bloody paint-peeler, that was...

That be it, it be! Both you n' Gorg be banned frum them thar baked beans the galley wench be preparin'. Last time Gorg near burned tha sails to a crisp....and we'll 'ave no paint peelin' goin' on 'round 'ere. It be 'ard enuff ta git them scurvy swabs ta scrub tha decks, so I tell 'e us 'aves no need fer repaintin' stuff aboard this 'ere vessel.

'Owever, seldomseen, if us e'er needs fer some xtra git up n' go when the wind won't blow, us'll 'ave ye hang yer arse in tha waAter orf the rudder. Arrrrghhh, that'd make this ol' BaArk like one o' them thar new fangled jet ski thingemegigs...there'd be no booty laden trader that'd out-run us then.

Arrr, sounds loiks'a handy wench, arrr.

I'll 'ave ye know Cap'n Spanky, Mistress Jennifer be not a wench...her be's a fine officer wiv the 'ighest credentials in cat o' ninery n' crew discipline, an asset fer any cap'n wiv a motley crew like this bunch o' ruffian sea dogs I 'aves 'ere ...not that I'd e'r be wivout 'em.