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Reply to Burn Me Down in Art JoeUser Forums

Suspeckted- Like it. I am going to try and write again. Good to see that you're still here. -Rat

Just a Modern Drunkard in Art JoeUser Forums

So I sit With another twisted bottle Or is that what you call a box or a bag full of space Space is what made me come to this Space from my parents A momenetary bliss For them but it seems not for me Ahhhh Fuck it It probably would have been the same What does it really matter anyway We're all FUCKED in a way!

Reply to Naked Calanders in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Well....I'm glad to know you were thinking of me, even if it was through a brain full of smoke. That's funny as hell. I was wondering why you called me that day and now it all makes sense. Keep the posts coming man, and let's get together to celebrate my real birthday! later. -Rat

Reply to I made sushi! And it didn't fall apart! in Misc JoeUser Forums

Hmm, Hmm, Hmm. I wish someone would make me sushi. Oh wait! Somebody did....I think that somebody was you!!! Sorry for the lame ass sarcasm, I'm sort of out of my mind right now and it seemed funny. Thanks for the sushi though, it was great. I'm looking forward to the next time, and the sake. Catch you later. Love Rat.

Let's Drink A Dirty Sock in Blogging JoeUser Forums

For the sake of the sake. The latter pronounced sockee. Sake is a Japanese drink, for those of you who don't know already, rice wine to be more exact. I had my first encounter last weekend and pondering the night today, I have realized, this is my new favorite drink. Not sake alone, but with a mixture of beer in which I will get into later. Sake is strange. If I had t

Reply to Little boys and their disgusting habits.. in Home & Family JoeUser Forums

Boogers are not actually the germs of your body trying to get out. Boogers are caused by your nasal filtering out chemical that are caused in the air by inpurities. It is still gross though. Wemy as well eat pollution...and thank the Bush's for making booger's more octane per green stickiness.

Reply to Sixteen Point Six Six Seven in Art JoeUser Forums

Yes I do. I am going to have to figure out a way to get it to you. How have you been? It's been a while, too long. I was wondering if you guys were still coming up on my birthday for sushi and drinks. I hope so. Anyway, I hope to see you soon, so I can give you the camera and to just have a good time. Talk to you later. -Rat

Sixteen Point Six Six Seven in Art JoeUser Forums

It seems to me I've put my self out of place Wasn't it harmless? I suppose not But was it my fault? I suppose half not or maybe a third But there were six So I suppose Sixteen point six six seven Twice that week or was it two weeks With one in each I can't seem to remember Just inhale and you

Reply to A Response to Evolution, Fact or Theory? in Misc JoeUser Forums

to the notion that species change into new species, which has never been observed, is insulting to physics. Is it truly insulting? I suppose it seems to depend on if you value evolution on a species turning into another species or look at it in the form of a species adapting to better suit it's own

Reply to What Is Intelligence, Anyway? in Philosophy JoeUser Forums

It is a great joke, but not truly meant as one. This was an essay written by Isaac Asimov and I find it brilliant as well as funny. I am glad you both found humor in it. I'm out!

Why Did They Build That? in Art JoeUser Forums

It is an unfamiliar feeling, being cold that is, but he sat patiently beneath the grey sky and waited. He was waiting for nothing, because nothing or nobody was expected to show up. But he sat. And though the feeling was unfamiliar, it was very comforting. John liked things to be uncomfortable. "If everything where comfortable all the time, well hell, I wo

What Is Intelligence, Anyway? in Philosophy JoeUser Forums

When I was in the Army, I received a kind of aptitude test that all soldiers took and, against a normal of 100, scored 160. No one at the base had ever seen a figure like that, and for two hours they made a big fuss over me. (It didn’t mean anything. The next day I was still a buck private with KP as my highest duty.) "All my life I’ve been registering scores

Reply to The Wall, Window, Floor, Door,Tree, and Me in Art JoeUser Forums

Hehe. Funny, and not so funny. Nice use of personification. Thank you LL. But I don't know much about poetry, so I'm not sure why. it's just gets me, yknow? </TA

The Wall, Window, Floor, Door,Tree, and Me in Art JoeUser Forums

Nothing has happened nothing at all Just sitting here stoned watching the wall Who's watching the window who's eyeing the door Who's whispering silently to who else but the floor We've all come together in no more than one stride The door through the window who's now waiting outside The floor slowly fol

New Year's Eve in Art JoeUser Forums

And so it ends New Year's Eve The folks I spent Have now gone to sleep There's noone left except for me And oh my god It's almost three I look back And I just smirk Thinking of All the Works That were caused And no more By the year Two thousand and four Let's all put on A half assed grin<

Reply to A Traveler of Sorts in Misc JoeUser Forums

I love it! Sorry about yesterday. I have the fucking flu. I need a new job. I spent the night at my parents, so that I could be babied, that is why I wasn't at the apartment. Let me know when your coming into town. We need to get together. Later man, Take it easy and keep that traveling in mind, summer will be here again before we know it! Love, Rat

Reply to Family...Once a year in Misc JoeUser Forums

Sorry..I miss you. If you were here, it wouldn't be uncomfortable...but we'd still bust out the alcohol. See you soon. Love, Rat.

Cold And Beautiful in Art JoeUser Forums

It is cold but beautiful, One of those days that seems to soothe the soul I'm hurting not emotionally, Excess catching up Tearing at the soothing I had to apologize or at least I did, by choice It was just the booze I am glad it is cold and beautiful for it weren't then it wouldn't be<!-- Ju-A

In A Strange Place in Art JoeUser Forums

He walked for some time. It was unfamiliar terrain, so his stride was slow. John loved new places. New places entailed adveture, people, bars, all with a clean slate. Nobody knew his past, and he enjoyed that. "Ahh," he muttered to himself as he found the bar. Though the town was new, the bar was very familiar. He opened the door and entered eva

Sleepy John in Art JoeUser Forums

Sleepy John was an old hippy Starting in Duluth as a gypsy a gypsy a gypsy Ran from the law by the way of the track Ended up down south and never came back no, he never came back never came back Mississippi You treat me well I'll die down here End up in hell All he did was sell some stuff You have to t

Reply to Get A Car B**CH! in Blogging JoeUser Forums

That sucks Suspeckted. I mean, you should get a car. What good is a bike anyway!?!? Let's all be excessive, drive around a two thousand pound of metal, instead of exercising and treating the environment well. Fuck it. Lets just drive in a forest that we burned a path through. As far as the driver of the car goes, can you say fucking genius. You should have thanked him for giving you the idea. Don't you feel dumb now. I mean, to think, the idea of drivi

Reply to Origin of Jesus Land in Republican JoeUser Forums

All I can say, I am glad Minnesota is in good ol' Canada. That's where I'm from, I suppose I am one of those luney lefties. I'm damn proud of it though. I have nothing against the U.S., just those who chose the dictator running it.

Reply to News Flash! Greatest Invention of Modern Man in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Ahh! It is all to clear now, after a phone conversation with a certain someone last night. The only French I know is Huh-Huh , so I'll stay out of this one. Take care. Love, Rat

Reply to News Flash! Greatest Invention of Modern Man in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Who in the hell is peanutbutterpoopypants!?!? For real. Who are you?

News Flash! Greatest Invention of Modern Man in Blogging JoeUser Forums

News Flash: The greatest invention by modern man is the non-circular pencil. Imagine folks, you're sitting at your desk, writing down a memo, only to be interrupted by the constant fact that your pencil keeps rolling off your desk and falling three feet to the ground. Not only is this a pain in the ass, but in the long run could cause major back problems because you k