How IRC Works

Step 1.  Find a problem with some software.

Step 2. Join IRC Channel.

Step 3.  Post query.

Step 4. Leave channel exactly one minute later so as to deny opportunity of being given a solution.

 

Yes, this works well.

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Reply #1 Top

We all know that when it comes to 'ME' it's all about attention to 'ME'. I need immediate attention, and I will stomp my feet and pout like a 4 year old if 'ME' is not looked at or taken care of Immediately. Yes, Ladies and Gentlemen MY world is MY oyster...

Reply #2 Top

A perfect example:

[04:54:58p] * eric (~466f377b@64.62.228.XX) has joined #stardock
[04:55:08p] <eric> i bought start 8 from you guys
[04:55:13p] <eric> i need help installing it
[04:55:37p] * eric (~466f377b@64.62.228.XX) Quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
[04:55:37p] <@ZubaZ1> What's the issue?
[04:55:40p] <@ZubaZ1> or not
[04:56:18p] <@ZubaZ1> 30 seconds.  Not the fastest quit . .  but not exactly patient either

Reply #3 Top

We've all observed this behavior in IRC: Glad someone's making it public.

It has caused me to ignore IRC...and others who used to be there are no longer.

 

Reply #4 Top

:blush:

Reply #5 Top

Back in the day, when hundreds of folks were there you couldn't join without someone greeting you (or making fun of you) and then trying to help out.

Feel free to visit through our web client here

Reply #6 Top

You mean the IR in IRC doesn't mean Instant Results? 8(|

Reply #7 Top

The best option is to just come out and explain the problem in your first post......too many people start out with "hello, is anyone here?" or " I have a problem with object desktop, can you help me?" no one wants to get involved in a discussion where they may not know the answer. Post as much info as possible up front and wait at least 5-10 minutes to let people digest it and look for an answer.

or making fun of you
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one of the main downfalls was when the quote database was lost......after that we couldn't use your own words against you. ;p

Reply #8 Top

Mike, I'm sure GR's got a backup somewhere. ;)

I've missplaced my own bot, InfoServ, or it ran away from boredom. ;)

Managed to scrape a few quotes together myself over the years -> InfoServ @ Skinventory.dk

I may bring it back online if it comes back home some day. ;)

Reply #9 Top

Quoting Lantec, reply 7
one of the main downfalls was when the quote database was lost......after that we couldn't use your own words against you.
End of Lantec's quote

word :&#39;(

 

/quote love :P

Reply #10 Top

Last quote in your DB: 669 : <@ZubaZ> I didn't realize how badly I sucked as a skinner until I tried skinning

Awesome!

Reply #11 Top

I used to love IRC. Won't go near it now......

 

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Quoting Lantec, reply 8
one of the main downfalls was when the quote database was lost...
End of Lantec's quote

I actually still have a copy of the LickServ quotes from Kris, I just never run the bot anymore.

Reply #13 Top

these need yo be shared. please forward to me!

Reply #14 Top

Last time I was in IRC I got booted by Zubaz.

I've not been back since... ;p

Reply #15 Top

Quoting Fuzzy, reply 14
Last time I was in IRC I got booted by Zubaz.

I've not been back since...
End of Fuzzy's quote

You haven't missed much.

Reply #16 Top

Quoting Zubaz, reply 13
these need yo be shared. please forward to me!
End of Zubaz's quote

And me, too. ;)

Reply #17 Top

Quoting kryo, reply 12
I actually still have a copy of the LickServ quotes from Kris, I just never run the bot anymore.
End of kryo's quote

On the IRC, the serve licks you

Reply #19 Top

IT'S FULL OF STARS...

Reply #20 Top

I didn't know Jafo was gonna use me as an example in the OP..... X|

Reply #21 Top

Quoting Zubaz, reply 19
IT'S FULL OF STARS...
End of Zubaz's quote

 

Notice who has the most quotes, eh Zub? :star:

Reply #22 Top

Lots of old names in that bunch....a veritable who's who of skinning's past...;)

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Quoting Zubaz, reply 19
IT'S FULL OF STARS...
End of Zubaz's quote
Quoting 2of3, reply 21
Notice who has the most quotes, eh Zub?
End of 2of3's quote
If we define "it" as my mouth and "stars" as my foot, the statement may be more accurate.   :X

 

Reply #24 Top

Eggsealent, kryo. :thumbsup:

But 'only' 284 quotes?

I thought there'd be thousands. Lots of nuggets seem to be 'missing'.

Reply #25 Top

Yes, there should be a heck of a lot more than those...;)