FML: The Forum Game

A new Forum Game brought to you by Veers Corp.

Here's how it works:

Make an FML based on something in real life or from the FML site.

FMLs start with 'Today' and end in 'FML'

Example:

Today, I turned 30 years old. My dad, the only living relative I have, gave me a call. Not to wish me a happy birthday, but to tell me about "a hot piece of ass" he nailed at the senior center last night. FML

After each, post either YDI (you deserved it) or 'FYL' (that sucks).

Glossary: FMl-F*** my life. YDI- You Deserved it. FYL-F*** your life.

RULES: No swearing aside from FML or FYL

NO double-posting

No disgusting posts.

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Today, I tried to ease my stress by getting a blizzard at Dairy Queen. When I get there, they don't have any ice cream. FML.

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Today, I tried to do something nice and perform some extra chores for my parents while they were out. While I was doing these, I pulled a muscle but still finish. When my parents come home they yell at me for not doing it right. FML.

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Today I bought Modern Warfare 2.  It made me install Steam. FML.

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Today I decided to give up on veers coming back to the Forums.  Then somebody shows me this link and here you are.  FML:typo:

-Twilight Storm

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I thought Linkin Park never released anything truly Dark or Emo. Then I found this.

 

So, FYLives, because Linkin Park FTW!

Xer0 \^/

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Quoting Twilight_Storm, reply 4
Today I decided to give up on veers coming back to the Forums.  Then somebody shows me this link and here you are.  FML

-Twilight Storm
End of Twilight_Storm's quote

YDI.

Yesterday, I was bored almost all the time. FML.

 

"A wide view sees more" | "A narrow view sees better"

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Today I found this game dead. FML.

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Yes, Veers, FYL.  YOU ABANDONEDED US!!!!!

-Twilight Storm

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Today I lost at

Chess: 40 times

World in Conflict: 29 times

SoaSE: 4 times

Empire: Total War: 6 times.

FML

Xer0 \^/

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Today I walked home for lunch, and it rained.  The day started out sunny, and then decided to screw me over.  FML.

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Today I had to stand at the bus stop for 1/2 an hour in the pouring rain.  I try to hide behind a telephone poll, but as I get on the bus I realise that the spiders living on the pole liked my body heat, so I spend the next 2 hours de-spidering myself.  And then I realise that my phone broke from water damage, while inside my pocket.

FML.

Xer0 \^/

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I've been getting only 2-3 hours of sleep for the past few weeks. FML.

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I just triggered an 8 angel battleship spawn in my drake. Add that to the 4 battleships already there, and the dozen or two cruisers. FML

 

Cadalancea

:cylon:

"He who lives by the sword shall die by my knife. That's prophecy, if you like"

-Caine, Heroes Die

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Today I got thrown up on by a 5 year old. FML.

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Today I had to filter through 90 pages of Veers' Spam.

FML. :P

Xer0 \^/

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Today I realized that the would be rival of the You Fail game has slipped into a coma and is now on Xer07 Life support...

FML...

-Twilight Storm

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Today I realized this forum game is stupid since there is a site that does it so much better.. I wasted so much time clicking on this post thinking it was something in any way different or even it's equal.  FML