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"I would give you karma, but. . ." Game

"I would give you karma, but. . ." Game

In each reply, simply include the prase "I would give you karma, but" and insert a funny/rediculous reason why not to. And don't even THINK about it Anatar11. Anatar11 may now play if chosen to.

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Reply #1701 Top

Y=I would give you karma, but you already got some from those lolcatz/icanhaazcheezburgur posters.

Reply #1702 Top

I would give you karma, but SO?!?

Annatar got at LEAST 5 karma per day for EVERYDAY HE WAS ON!

:hrmph:  

Xer0 \^/

Reply #1703 Top

And look what happened to him.:typo:

Reply #1704 Top

Yea, he left.  I still have no idea why... in the meantime; this is my themesong until the whole Dakota+Mishayla vs. Liz+Jess thing is over.

 

I'd give you karma, but you owe me at LEAST 1, since this is ur game.

Xer0 \^/

 

Reply #1705 Top

I'd give you karma, but the karma receiving post #'s are in the OP.

Reply #1706 Top

W
T
F

 

I hereby proclaim a karma shortage: all members of the forums shall not recieve karma until it is over.

I'd give you karma, but Your excuse is almost as bad as my Mom's when she tried to explain away why she hid my red pants.

(Eventually, she just called me gay)

Xer0 \^/

Reply #1707 Top

It's your fault; you like Adam Lampert.

Reply #1708 Top

Adam LamBERT

I'd give you karma,but you can't even play your own game.

Xer0 \^/

Reply #1709 Top

I don't exactly have to.

Reply #1710 Top

Xer07: I would give you karma, but you keep stealing my even #Replies. Heresy! :banhammer:

I would give you karma, but just because you are considered underweight doesnt mean a damn thing. The only thing that should concern you is to not drop too much, because you may get some health problems and anorexia is a real killer.

But be careful not to lose more weight, because then you would be in some trouble.

Your red pants sound kinda gay-ish, even though I havent seen them. About Adam Lambert: With the term "like him", what exactly do you mean? As in like his music, or like-like him?

Quoting IrationalFear, reply 1709
I don't exactly have to.
End of IrationalFear's quote

So, you mean that because you are the creator of this game you dont have to go by its rules? Fair enough -_-

 

Reply #1711 Top

Quoting Xer07, reply 1706
W
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I hereby proclaim a karma shortage: all members of the forums shall not recieve karma until it is over.

I'd give you karma, but Your excuse is almost as bad as my Mom's when she tried to explain away why she hid my red pants.

(Eventually, she just called me gay)

Xer0 \^/
End of Xer07's quote

I would give you karma, but please disclose this excuse.

Quoting morpheas768, reply 1710
Xer07: I would give you karma, but you keep stealing my even #Replies. Heresy!

I would give you karma, but just because you are considered underweight doesnt mean a damn thing. The only thing that should concern you is to not drop too much, because you may get some health problems and anorexia is a real killer.

But be careful not to lose more weight, because then you would be in some trouble.

Your red pants sound kinda gay-ish, even though I havent seen them. About Adam Lambert: With the term "like him", what exactly do you mean? As in like his music, or like-like him?




Quoting IrationalFear,
reply 1709
I don't exactly have to.


So, you mean that because you are the creator of this game you dont have to go by its rules? Fair enough

 
End of morpheas768's quote

I would give you karma but you are right on the issue of underweight-edness. I eat quite ravenously and am still underweight (rather amusing IMO).

 

"A suspicious mind is a healthy mind."

Reply #1712 Top

Morph: Well, just about an hour or two ago, Mishayla hugged me, followed by Hannah.  After which Hannah comments that I'm skinnier than she is (scary, when I'm 14 inches taller) and Mishayla agrees... that's my only issue there.  And I mean I  like his music, sheesh.

Whiskey: I eat about 3400 calories a day, yet I only gain weight when I fast one day, then gorge myself the next... even then, I lose about 1.4 lbs in my sleep.

I would give you karma, but the famine of karma remains!

Xer0 \^/

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Reply #1713 Top

Quoting Xer07, reply 1712
And I mean I  like his music, sheesh.
Xer0 \^/
End of Xer07's quote

And that is gay......WHY? I have only listened to his "Whataya want from me" song, and I quite like it. What does that mean? That I'm gay? This is a rather ludicrous thing to say, to say the least.

I would give you karma, but such logic dictating who's gay, and who's not, is rather irrational.

Reply #1714 Top

Quoting Xer07, reply 1712
Morph: Well, just about an hour or two ago, Mishayla hugged me, followed by Hannah.  After which Hannah comments that I'm skinnier than she is (scary, when I'm 14 inches taller) and Mishayla agrees... that's my only issue there.  And I mean I  like his music, sheesh.

Whiskey: I eat about 3400 calories a day, yet I only gain weight when I fast one day, then gorge myself the next... even then, I lose about 1.4 lbs in my sleep.

I would give you karma, but the famine of karma remains!

Xer0 \^/
End of Xer07's quote

Hmm,

1. I'm going to assume that Adam Lambert is a homosexual considering that your family thinks you're gay because you like his music. Just because you like his tunes doesn't make you a homo.

2. 14" taller, eh? *whistles* So, how tall does that make you. And I'm probably skinnier than a number of girls that I know/have known; some are taller than I am and some are shorter.

3. 3400 calories a day? Wow. That's quite a bit. Which prompts the question of why so much?

4. Being underweight isn't bad. After all, underweight is defined as being below the average weight for an age group I believe.

5. You probably don't gain weight very easily for either one or both of the following reasons- you've got crazy high metabolism, or you are burning through those calories. Do you do a lot of physical activities?

I would give you karma, but I decided to give you some so you survive the karma famine, and now I'm all out.

 

"A suspicious mind is a healthy mind."

Reply #1715 Top
Quoting Whiskey144, reply 1714

1. I'm going to assume that Adam Lambert is a homosexual considering that your family thinks you're gay because you like his music. Just because you like his tunes doesn't make you a homo.

2. 14" taller, eh? *whistles* So, how tall does that make you. And I'm probably skinnier than a number of girls that I know/have known; some are taller than I am and some are shorter.

3. 3400 calories a day? Wow. That's quite a bit. Which prompts the question of why so much?

4. Being underweight isn't bad. After all, underweight is defined as being below the average weight for an age group I believe.

5. You probably don't gain weight very easily for either one or both of the following reasons- you've got crazy high metabolism, or you are burning through those calories. Do you do a lot of physical activities?

End of Whiskey144's quote

1. Thats what I said.... :thumbsup:

2. He already said he's 70,2 inches tall. (thats 178.31 centimeters)

4. Exactly. For an age group, not ALL people.

5. I think that by eating so much, and being just 114 lbs, means that he's got crazy high metabolism. No way he is just burning all that through physical activities.

I would give you karma, but you broke the rules by giving someone karma, plus I cant spend my karma to give to you, we are in a karma famine ;P

"Can I haz cookies nao?"

Reply #1716 Top

I would give you karma, but I'm waiting for the karma bailout.

3. 3400 calories a day? Wow. That's quite a bit. Which prompts the question of why so much?
End of quote

I have high metabolism myself and eat about 4-5k calories a day to maintain.   Even still I'm 155 at 5'10".  Don't see how you can fast for a day if you have it though.... After so many hours without food I get headaches and eventually woozy.

May I suggest some BK whoppers or some rice and beans?

Reply #1717 Top

Quoting SwerydAss, reply 1716


May I suggest some BK whoppers or some rice and beans?
End of SwerydAss's quote

No, you may not :typo: All I want is cookies! :D

I would give you karma, but

You REALLY like to piss me off dontcha?

XD

"Can I haz cookies nao?"

Reply #1718 Top

I would give you karma, but I hereby declare the karma famine over as per the crazy deep vein of karma i just found in my karma mine.

Unfortunately, it is now a karma monopoly as i have the largest supply...lucky for you all, I'm just hoarding it and not using it on myself...

Xer0:  Show us the red pants.  (Preferably by themselves...)
Cool..I found out how to single space a paragraph!  (Shift + Enter for those who didn't know)

OMG!!! Xer0!!!  Let your parents think you're gay!!!  That way if mishayla happens to be at you house you may get a little alone time...(JK.  I make jokes. )

-Twilight Storm | My life for the Dahkri

Reply #1719 Top

Quoting morpheas768, reply 1715
1. Thats what I said....

2. He already said he's 70,2 inches tall. (thats 178.31 centimeters)

4. Exactly. For an age group, not ALL people.

5. I think that by eating so much, and being just 114 lbs, means that he's got crazy high metabolism. No way he is just burning all that through physical activities.

I would give you karma, but you broke the rules by giving someone karma, plus I cant spend my karma to give to you, we are in a karma famine

"Can I haz cookies nao?"
End of morpheas768's quote

1. Our posts were about 2-3 minutes apart and I was distracted while formulating my response. Plus that's what she said :D.

2. I didn't know that. Nearly 6 feet/1.8 meters tall. Wow.

I would give you karma but you asked for cookies and it's either karma or cookies. Oh wait, I'm all out of cookies. NO SOUP FOR YOU!!

Quoting SwerydAss, reply 1716
I would give you karma, but I'm waiting for the karma bailout.


3. 3400 calories a day? Wow. That's quite a bit. Which prompts the question of why so much?


I have high metabolism myself and eat about 4-5k calories a day to maintain.   Even still I'm 155 at 5'10".  Don't see how you can fast for a day if you have it though.... After so many hours without food I get headaches and eventually woozy.

May I suggest some BK whoppers or some rice and beans?
End of SwerydAss's quote

I would give you karma but I'd prefer either Wendy's Baconators or some Chick-Filet.

Quoting morpheas768, reply 1717



Quoting SwerydAss,
reply 1716


May I suggest some BK whoppers or some rice and beans?


No, you may not All I want is cookies!

I would give you karma, but





"Can I haz cookies nao?"
End of morpheas768's quote

I would give you karma but I do like pissing you off :D.

Quoting Twilight_Storm, reply 1718
I would give you karma, but I hereby declare the karma famine over as per the crazy deep vein of karma i just found in my karma mine.

Unfortunately, it is now a karma monopoly as i have the largest supply...lucky for you all, I'm just hoarding it and not using it on myself...

Xer0:  Show us the red pants.  (Preferably by themselves...)
Cool..I found out how to single space a paragraph!  (Shift + Enter for those who didn't know)

OMG!!! Xer0!!!  Let your parents think you're gay!!!  That way if mishayla happens to be at you house you may get a little alone time...(JK.  I make jokes. )

-Twilight Storm | My life for the Dahkri
End of Twilight_Storm's quote

I would give you karma but you just now found out that Shift+Enter does that?

I would give you karma but the bold section is actually quite brilliant.

 

"A suspicious mind is a healthy mind."

Reply #1720 Top

Quoting Whiskey144, reply 1719
I would give you karma but I do like pissing you off .
End of Whiskey144's quote

I would give you karma, but I only wanted an excuse to post that pic.

Quoting Whiskey144, reply 1719
I would give you karma but you just now found out that Shift+Enter does that?
End of Whiskey144's quote

I would give you karma, but I didnt know that too.... :|

Everyone be careful! The dark side tempting for the young Jedi is.......

Jedi, beware the dark side

Quoting Whiskey144, reply 1719
I would give you karma but you asked for cookies and it's either karma or cookies. Oh wait, I'm all out of cookies. NO SOUP FOR YOU!!
End of Whiskey144's quote

Whiskey:

You just eated mah cookie  Didnt ya?

"Can I haz cookies nao?"

Reply #1721 Top

No. I didn't eated your cookie. I cannot "eated" something. I can "eat" something, and then say I "ate" it.

In either case I gave your e-cookie to my e-dog. I would give you karma, but dogs pwn cats.

 

"A suspicious mind is a healthy mind."

Reply #1722 Top

Quoting Whiskey144, reply 1721
No. I didn't eated your cookie. I cannot "eated" something. I can "eat" something, and then say I "ate" it.

In either case I gave your e-cookie to my e-dog. I would give you karma, but dogs pwn cats.

End of Whiskey144's quote

The "eated" part of it, is meant to be funny :grin: Its intentional.

I would give you karma, but dont tell me that this is really your dog?  8O 8O 8O

click to zoom

Well, you leave me no other choice but to unleash.....

cat

NINJA-CAT! On your dog! XD

But you dont have to worry, I have it all covered. After my ninja cat beats your dog, you will not pay for the vet's expenses, because:

funny pictures of cats with captions

"Can I haz cookies nao?"

Reply #1723 Top

I would give you karma, but Ninja-Cat is no match for Ninja-Dog.

Or a dog with a minigun for that matter.

 

"A suspicious mind is a healthy mind."

Reply #1724 Top

Quoting Whiskey144, reply 1723
I would give you karma, but Ninja-Cat is no match for Ninja-Dog.

Or a dog with a minigun for that matter.

 

"A suspicious mind is a healthy mind."
End of Whiskey144's quote

I would give you karma, but dont make me bring in the big guns now:

Lets see...Who shall I eat today...  Raccoon,Rabbit,oh a HUMAN, YUM!

Or maybe a vampire can scare your dog:

Vampire Kitteh  Forgot About Daylight Savings Time

"Can I haz cookies nao?"

Reply #1725 Top

I would give you karma, but a dog with a minigun still pwns a lion.

I would give you karma, but vampire kitteh forgot about daylight savings time. Which means he is now vampire kitteh ashes.

 

"A suspicious mind is a healthy mind."