I would give you karma, but unlike Mr. T I don't pity the fools
I would give you karma, but it's "foo'", not "fool". Drop the "L".
I would give you karma, but I dont want your pity (love this smiley he he)
I would give you karma, but you love that smiley too much.
I would give you karma, but super(man) has a lot of people to save, you sure he has time for ya?
I would give you karma, but she said "supper".
"A suspicious mind is a healthy mind."