Publish it in the paper, post it all over the net, Facebook, YouTube, all that good stuff. Especially Youtube. Everyone will get a kick out of that dontcha think?

Would a slimy politician just pay the blackmail demands or call a press conference about the photos and answer journalists questions about them with questions?

If he plays by the rules he will, right? Who am I kidding? A politician playing by the rules? That's like kissing a hand grenade after the pins been pulled. Kinda blows your mind, doesn't it?

Do people eventually become politicians due to a major birth defect or do they choose that career path after having a full lobotomy?

A bottle in front of me or a frontal lobotomy?

That is the question on many a politicians minds these days if'n they had minds to lobotomize?

Is that a question-like statement or a statement-like question?

I mean, didn't you ever wonder why/how people severely lacking in grey matter end up as politicians?

I suppose the bigger question is, WTF (why the f**k) do we keep voting these idiots into office when we know they've got one hand in the till and the other up an intern's skirt?

Because there ain't no other way 'round the mess created when the system got all screwed up with this two-party and none for anyone else type shit. And why are there only two parties. Why not three or four or more. Why relegate ourselves to what the status quo wants? Why not say to hell with the Democrats and the Republicans and vote for the Independents?  Because they haven't got a snowballs chance in hell doesn't mean they can't do the job.

Pardon my rant.

Up an intern's skirt with butt plug in hand just in case the unforeseen, I hope its unforeseen, happens and then the politician has to quickly switch hands putting the gunked up one in the till and shoving his ill-gotten gains up the interns backside?

If a politician were in a lake drowning, would would throw him a concrete life preserver?

Would I? Yeah ... will 2 ton weights added on do too?

If you staked a politician out on an anthill for the ants and buzzards to fight it out, would he still be there a week later, fully intact because neither found him appetising enough???

Would that be considered cruel and inhumane treatment of innocent animals?

Would you be violating RSPCA guidelines (ASPCA guidelines in the US?)  to throw a politician into a pit of vipers?

Absolutely! What did those poor vipers do to deserve that??

Would a viper bite a politician or be real smart and spit in his eye from a distance to avoid catching something nasty?

Do you think we hijacked this post too?

Have you ever considered hijacking a garbage truck from an affluent area just to see what it is the rick folk chuck out?

No, but its a thought and seeing what might be in there do you think we can sell it and get rich quick?

If some rich folks threw their maid in the garbage, would you fish her out and give her a shower first, or would you dive right in and ask for tea and a slice???

If she's a hottie I'd do the former. If she's an ugly with droopy boobs that bang against her knees when she walks then the garbage collectors can have her.

Have you got something against droopy boobs or are you afraid of the bruising they'd cause to your nether region when swinging bra-less?

It's the slushing sound of them slapping together and do you really think droopy boobs are so hot because if you do ... do you want to buy a bridge?

Would you buy a certain bridge (that goes nowhere BTW) from Sarah Palin and help fund her next charge at the Oval Office?

The Brooklyn Bridge has been sold more times than I can remember and not always by the current owner. Its been a go around joke for years. Its like ... believe that and I know Bridge for sale. If you had to buy a bridge what would it go over?

If I wanted to buy a bridge that went over political bullshit, asinine laws and bureaucratic red tape, would I be able to buy it from somebody who thought politicians, lawyers and bankers were all lower than a snake's belly, and how much do you want for it?

The guys selling the bridge live under it in The Bowery section of Brooklyn. Take the first tram to the seashore and whistle very loud for the next passing nuclear sub, doesn't matter who's it is as they all try to skirt US shores anyway, tell the captain to drop you off in the East River on the downside of Battery Park, turn left at Refuse Pile #3 and ask for Bubba. Did you get all that?

BTW ... can you bring three dollars US and one bottle of cheap wine?