So, what you're saying, then, is that if I bring a 3 dollar bill and a budget cask of Moselle, you'll sell me a bridge that'd go over politicians, lawyers and bankers, and from which I can hurl down buckets of effluent upon them?

Not I ...... The Bowery Bums as they like to be called. Ya know, once upon a time another group of bums lived in Brooklyn. They went on to become the LA Dodgers. There was another team too called the Bronx Bombers later to be known as the Yankees.

If a footballer gets 'excited' in the showers after the game, does he get exiled and told to shower at home in future, or do the others just give it a whack with a twirled up towel?

Does the footballer present his excitement for all to whack or does he do it himself?

And does anybody have a tape measure to see if it meets with the various international sports associations minimum requirement?

Is it metric or SAE because you know these guys are sticklers for correctness and if it isn't up to snuff will he have to get it resized?

Would the women on the sports association panel want pictures to be sure it is genuinely excited?

Will she have to manually examine it for originality?

And if she were to hold it in her hand to ensure its genuinality, would it get decidedly more excited than previously encountered/imagined??

If it did would her hair stand on end?

And would she scream blue murder because it doubled in size right before her eyes?

Seems like the shock was too much, does anybody know mouth to mouth and all that CPR stuff????

Okay, so I answered my own question, but who wouldn't get tired of waiting?? 

I've been on my butt all day.

What? Are we the only dudes writin' this stuff? Where's all rest of the crew?

If we had a crew, do you think I'd have this throbbing headache trying to think up crap cos they're not here?

I hear that. What can we do to get them to play with us?

Can they get Impulse to run on my laptop.?

Maybe I can help? With your laptop.

Make sure to upgrade first. Don't want to use up too much memory during frequent increases in cpu usage. Oh...if you have an AMD remember ... they tend to run 'hot'.

Are you sure you ment with laptop?

Passed caring with laptop. Don't use it much.

Laptop on top of your lap?

Do you find tend to get a hot spot with lap on lap?

Hot spots on laptops are notorious, especially when sharing. Do you share?

Offered to share with the budgies but just got funny look off them, do you know anyone might want to share?

I've never tried one yet. Maybe you could teach me some tricks or treats with it?

Post 3500 did you think  it would get so many questions when it started?