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Masculine or Feminine?

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Masculine or Feminine?

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Jointly written with Pseudosoldier.

Would you classify the following drinks as masculine, feminine, both or neither:

Beer (Be it MGD, Killian's, Shiner Bock, or what have you.... = obviously masculine
Black Russian = Masculine but academic
Cape Cod = Feminine all the way yet tasty!
Screwdriver = Feminine!
Vodka, straight = Masculine, must be drunk while singing the old soviet national anthem (the new Russian one has no panache)
White Russian = Very feminine
Wine = Neither but definately effete or academic

 

The questions were posed by Pseudosoldier and answered by me so all blame is mine and all credit is his. :)

 

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Reply #51 from JoeUser Forums Top
one hump? or two?
Reply #52 from JoeUser Forums Top
Monobrow update: last night he added Kahlua and Rum to a Burger King chocolate shake...
What about plum wine?
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Reply #53 from JoeUser Forums Top
forsake the giley sliwovitz
the claw that scrapes
the mouth that gapes
and drink instead whats made of grapes

with apologies to lewis carrol
Reply #54 from JoeUser Forums Top

Monobrow update: last night he added Kahlua and Rum to a Burger King chocolate shake...


Are you fucking kidding me?  Is this guy married?  And does he really have a monobrow?


You know, I want to see a pic of him, so I can verify for myself.

Reply #55 from JoeUser Forums Top
Oh...he has a monobrow alright.....and it aint pretty.
He's tried waxing before but I guess he wasnt metrosexual enough to pursue his every other day waxing.
Reply #56 from JoeUser Forums Top
My god, he sounds like he has fur......is this the same dude that got his face broken when he and greywar fell off the balcony?  Or is this another ape-like acquaintance?
Reply #57 from JoeUser Forums Top
He's not very ape-like, and he *is* married. Very much so. I can't speak to the number of times that he has drunkenly wrestled with greywar, but I'm fairly certain that they never did on a balcony.
As for the Monobrow thing, he had it waxed right before he went to the WWLC. He has been touching it up since then, tweazing it himself. I think he's afraid that waxing it again would lead to those embarassing red marks on his face. I kinda wanted to give him a different pseudonym, but greywar has naming rights if he gets to them first.
Reply #58 from JoeUser Forums Top

My bad, I got the two confused....


What's WWLC?  And what would your pseudonym have been?


Sorry, I'm just really curious...!

Reply #59 from JoeUser Forums Top
WWLC = WorldWide Language Competition. greywar did a couple of articles about it. You probably just didn't recognize the acronym (you're only Air Force by marriage, after all).
And I didn't have a good lead on a nick for him. His usual one is just his last name backwards, and we at least want to hand-wave an appearance on anonymity here. I will say that he had the highest percentage of gayness on an online test we took (at the now defunct thespark.com) at work. Maybe something referencing that. I guess I don't really want naming rights, perhaps just veto power over greywar.
Reply #60 from JoeUser Forums Top
I am up for a veto on Greywar.
So he did get it waxed before going out to CA, huh? AND hes been tweezing it. Not bad. I am impressed. The embarrassing red marks are curable. He just needs to put some aloe or some lotion on it thats all. Thats what I do when I get my eyebrows waxed. Speaking if which I need to get mine redone so Greywar doesnt run away from me when he comes in Friday. So, pseudo.....how goes it Georgia? Have you been mauled by sweet tea yet?
Reply #61 from JoeUser Forums Top

WWLC = WorldWide Language Competition. greywar did a couple of articles about it. You probably just didn't recognize the acronym (you're only Air Force by marriage, after all).


Ooh, slam!  That's ok, I am the Queen of Comebacks.....it's just early and I am still without caffiene so I can't think of one right now...

Reply #62 from JoeUser Forums Top
Waxed and tweazed. I'll pass on the aloe advice. And, I don't think greywar would run away unless something much more drastic was amiss (you're still a chick, right?).
dharma, I suppose that it's a mild slam. Must mean I'm taking to you.

And, currently, drink of choice is Old Diet Doctor Crow. (I think we're getting pissed with the brits at their hotel tonight.)
Reply #63 from JoeUser Forums Top
Old Diet Doctor Crow Pepper is one of my favs. Very masculine, low cal, no carbs, and nearly digestible!
Reply #65 from JoeUser Forums Top
The list was originally compiled to show SGT Monobrow that he's gay. It didn't prove it too, well, but Greywar posted it, and we hoped others would add to it in this thread. If you read upthread some, you'll notice that I mention whiskey, but no one has given an opinion of it.
For my part, I think whiskey is pretty masculine, especially the good stuff.
My stocking up for the weekend included: bottle of Old Crow, box of Franzia, 12 pack of Killian's. I'm down to 3/4 bottle of Crow, 2 Killian's and I just cracked the Franzia (only about 4 plastic cups in). I'm slacking.
Reply #66 from JoeUser Forums Top

My stocking up for the weekend included: bottle of Old Crow, box of Franzia, 12 pack of Killian's. I'm down to 3/4 bottle of Crow, 2 Killian's and I just cracked the Franzia (only about 4 plastic cups in). I'm slacking.


Holy shit! I had 3 Rolling Rocks on Friday night and was buzzed....I'm getting to be a lightweight!

Reply #67 from JoeUser Forums Top
Well, the weekend started Thursday night, so I had a little extra time to work, y'know. That Franzia is disappearing at a pretty good rate, now...
Reply #68 from JoeUser Forums Top

Define "a pretty good rate".....!


Did you get get pissed with the Brits and the Scot like you had hoped to?

Reply #69 from JoeUser Forums Top
A pretty good rate would have had me finishing the 5 liters in 2 days. But I have to let off some today, or I'll be in a bad way for work/class tomorrow.
I didn't wind up going out with the UKers. They decided to go to "Trivia Night" at some bar, then out to an all-night house party, then up to Myrtle Beach for the weekend. As I declined the Trivia, I seem to have declined the whole shebang. Monobrow went, tho. If I see him, I'll have to ask how it was.
Reply #70 from JoeUser Forums Top
As I finish some homework, wine and cheese. But it's box wine, Franzia, and the cheese is actually the cheapest pateurized process cheese food individually wrapped "American" single slices I could find at the Comissary (Cooper, incidentally).
Effete, but po' white trash, I suppose.
Reply #71 from JoeUser Forums Top

But it's box wine, Franzia, and the cheese is actually the cheapest pateurized process cheese food individually wrapped "American" single slices I could find at the Comissary (Cooper, incidentally).


Well, you tried, I suppose! ROFL....that Cooper crap is mostly oil!  Oh, you make me laugh, pseudo.  I think that you and my husband would get along really well together!


Ok, I'm back to my beer.

Reply #72 from JoeUser Forums Top
Good on ya. Saw your article, and almost posted a reply, but it would require me to admit that I myself drink alone, pretty consistently... problem? I don't have any problems. I get into trouble when I drink *not* alone...

Wine box... almost... empty... I'm getting to Greywar's favorite part: when you have to open the box and take the bag out to squeeze that last bit of goodness out of it like it was intended to be a cheap plastic wineskin or somesuch...
Reply #73 from JoeUser Forums Top

Awww, you should have posted! That was my point...I drink alone..no problems.  I drink with other people...and I end up pissing someone off, hurting someone's feelings......or getting people so mad at me they want to kick my ass (last year, on my birthday.  My neighbor was being a bitch and I told her so...and she decided she was going to try and take me.  Silly girl.)


I'm on my last beer...that's ok, I have rum, Jack D and some vanilla vodka around here somewhere.


I'm going to be hurting tomorrow.


I like the visual of you sucking the last drops out of the plastic bag-o-wine.

Reply #74 from JoeUser Forums Top
It was a mighty impressive sight the time I saw Greywar do that same act, in Germany. Holding it over his head, a look of intense concentration on his face... I'm sure it will come to this, for me.
Reply #75 from JoeUser Forums Top

I'm sure it will come to this, for me.


...will you take a pic and let me see?