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Masculine or Feminine?

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Masculine or Feminine?

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Jointly written with Pseudosoldier.

Would you classify the following drinks as masculine, feminine, both or neither:

Beer (Be it MGD, Killian's, Shiner Bock, or what have you.... = obviously masculine
Black Russian = Masculine but academic
Cape Cod = Feminine all the way yet tasty!
Screwdriver = Feminine!
Vodka, straight = Masculine, must be drunk while singing the old soviet national anthem (the new Russian one has no panache)
White Russian = Very feminine
Wine = Neither but definately effete or academic

 

The questions were posed by Pseudosoldier and answered by me so all blame is mine and all credit is his. :)

 

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Reply #26 from JoeUser Forums Top
after he'd taken his first ever shot of tequila, this guy in tennessee told me...sheeit thats just good ol corn squeezings.

for some reason, tequila doesnt make me intoxicated or sick. which is a whole different story than a 2-litre bottle of some kind of clear liquor from ecuador i was once given (had to hold my nose for at least the first 8 oz to keep from gagging) or slivowitz (same story)
Reply #27 from JoeUser Forums Top
a 2-litre bottle of some kind of clear liquor from ecuador i was once given (had to hold my nose for at least the first 8 oz to keep from gagging)


Ewww nice

Sambucca has that eww effect on me.

Jess
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Reply #28 from JoeUser Forums Top
I see vodka as the drink of an already-pissed-female telling the barman that her boyfriend cheated on her and falling off her chair.
Reply #29 from JoeUser Forums Top
Project much?
How about these:

Buttery Nipple, Oatmeal Cookie, Flaming Nazi.

After I had all three of those in one night (thanks, Monobrow), I definitely officially classify them as "stupid."
Reply #30 from JoeUser Forums Top
Oatmeal Cookie? Are you fucking kidding me? Who would even order that? That must have been in a gay bar.
Reply #31 from JoeUser Forums Top

Oatmeal Cookie? Are you fucking kidding me? Who would even order that? That must have been in a gay bar.


Coffee on the monitor again. Thanks, Greywar.....that's the first good belly laugh I've had all weekend.

Reply #32 from JoeUser Forums Top
Blame Monobrow. And apparently it's mostly straight on Thursdays.
Reply #33 from JoeUser Forums Top

Another belly laugh....


I can't remember the name of this shot, but you suck on a wedge of lemon after it and it tastes exactly like german chocolate cake......that's a girly drink if ever there was one.


What about a kamikaze?  I'd say that was girly too....

Reply #34 from JoeUser Forums Top
I've heard kamikazes named as a girly drink before. Oddly, it was Monobrow that was saying it.
There was that one time that my brothers, some friends and I ran the karaoke bar out of lime juice due to kamikazes...
But my oldest brother usually has used them to get unsuspecting girls drunk, so, there you go.
Maybe the ones that don't really taste at all like alcohol are automatically "feminine"/effeminate/girly?
Reply #35 from JoeUser Forums Top

Maybe the ones that don't really taste at all like alcohol are automatically "feminine"/effeminate/girly?


Yes, I think that might be the case.  Some of those that taste/look girly are almost all alcohol though...like the cosmopolitan.  Pretty pink/red color, dainty glass...but almost pure vodka.  A couple of those will put you on your ass. 


You ran the bar dry of lime juice? That tells me that either the bar sucked because it didn't have any reserve stock, or you all drank a lot....I think the latter to be the case!

Reply #36 from JoeUser Forums Top
Maybe the ones that don't really taste at all like alcohol are automatically "feminine"/effeminate/girly?

or aimed in that direction...which would explain injecting everclear (190 proof grain alcohol) into watermelons to enliven warm weather parties.
Reply #37 from JoeUser Forums Top

which would explain injecting everclear (190 proof grain alcohol) into watermelons to enliven warm weather parties.

There is nothing quite like the exquisite agony that is an everclear hangover. When I was living in the barracks and short on cash I had taken to drinking everclear mixed in an empty milkjug with unsweetened kool-aid. The next day I kept looking around to find the camel that had snuck in my room, shit in my mouth, and kicked me derisively on the way out.

Reply #38 from JoeUser Forums Top

When I was living in the barracks and short on cash I had taken to drinking everclear mixed in an empty milkjug with unsweetened kool-aid.


That's ghetto-fabulous sounding....why unsweetened?


I have never had the everclear experience, myself.  I don't think I want to have an everclear experience, either.  I'm so much of a lightweight these days, I can't even manage a 6 pack alone.  It's ridiculous.

Reply #39 from JoeUser Forums Top

....why unsweetened?


No money for sugar.

Reply #40 from JoeUser Forums Top
No money for sugar.

See, I would've thought it was because you were "sweet" enough, in the pants.
What else was that camel doing to you?
Reply #41 from JoeUser Forums Top

See, I would've thought it was because you were "sweet" enough, in the pants.
What else was that camel doing to you?


Man, there's no mercy with you guys, is there?! 


 

Reply #42 from JoeUser Forums Top
No, there's mercy. You just have to cry "Uncle." Or "Daddy." Whichever is more appropriate for the situation.
Reply #43 from JoeUser Forums Top
I prefer "Ai, Papi!" or "hold him down First Sergeant!"
Reply #44 from JoeUser Forums Top
the exquisite agony that is an everclear hangover

nothing like forgetting what youre doing and opening your mouth to experience the 'burn' of nearly pure alcohol evaporating on your tongue.

unsweetened kool-aid

ah for the good ol dayz of 'silver satin' fortified wine mixed with uncut lemon or lime kool-aid.

The next day I kept looking around...

camel..steamroller..tsunami...that stuff really should be classified as a psychadelic
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Reply #45 from JoeUser Forums Top
I have never had the everclear experience, myself

unless youre buying relatively expensive vodka that indicates it started out as something other than fermented grain, its likely to be the equivalent of everclear diluted by about 1/2 to 80 or 90 proof. still...straight everclear truly does seem to be more than the sum of its parts.
Reply #46 from JoeUser Forums Top
yall just made me think of a former ww2 sgt i used to work with who told me he temporarily lost two stripes once for his part in 'extending' a nearly depleted booze supply with something they 'brewed' using vegetables and some kinda fuel
Reply #47 from JoeUser Forums Top
The Camel lived in my closet... just FYI
Reply #48 from JoeUser Forums Top
The Camel lived in my closet

jeez i just noticed you capped the 'c' in camel.

sorry but i gotta ask..did it finally come out of the closet?
Reply #49 from JoeUser Forums Top
King

Jess
Reply #50 from JoeUser Forums Top
In Arq's caseI think it is still a "latent" Camel