Masculine or Feminine?

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Jointly written with Pseudosoldier.

Would you classify the following drinks as masculine, feminine, both or neither:

Beer (Be it MGD, Killian's, Shiner Bock, or what have you.... = obviously masculine
Black Russian = Masculine but academic
Cape Cod = Feminine all the way yet tasty!
Screwdriver = Feminine!
Vodka, straight = Masculine, must be drunk while singing the old soviet national anthem (the new Russian one has no panache)
White Russian = Very feminine
Wine = Neither but definately effete or academic

 

The questions were posed by Pseudosoldier and answered by me so all blame is mine and all credit is his. :)

 

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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
Originally, the question was posed because SGT Monobrow and I got in an argument over whether a Cape Cod was a girly drink. We agreed to ask you (the subject matter expert), but he said I couldn't stack the question against the 'Cod. Your answer supported my stand, but also supported him in his drinking of it. (He also latched onto the 3rd Dictionary.com definition of "effete" ~ effeminate, in reference to the liter and a half of wine I had last night.)
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
Are one of you from Texas? I noticed that you had Shiner Bock on there... its one of my favorite bocks... along with Zieger....
As for wine.... I drink Apple wine... whats that make me?

Thomas
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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
Monobrow is a Mincing poof no matter what he drinks.
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top

Cann1bal - both of us live in Texas actually....


Boone's is a fine apple wine if thats what you are drinking it just makes you economically conscious.

Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
I was drinking the same pinot grigio that I started on in Almania. Of course, it was 4.80/bottle there, but I found a "double bottle" yesterday at the Class Six for 11.35 ... good times.
Also, if anyone is interested in adding their opinions of the listed drinks, you can also post other drinks that I left off the hastily compiled list. Like whiskey, Rum or Old Crow.
Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top
I'm not familiar with the Cape Cod, but I'd agree with your classification of all the other drinks, except for the screwdriver...I think of it as neither masculine or feminine. JMO, of course.
Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top
Long Island Iced Tea ...yummmm

Jess
Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top

I always thought of the screwdriver as feminine for some reason....


So, what about a B-52?


 

Reply #9 from JoeUser Forums Top
it just makes you economically conscious.


WTF??? So he gets to be "economically conscious"? You never used such euphemisms for me...

Cann1bal, we can get Shiner here in MN too...
Reply #10 from JoeUser Forums Top
Arq, instead of economically conscious did he label you "flouncing nancy?"
Jess, do you feel that Long Island Tea is feminine, then? I'm starting to form a theory based on number of ingredients... mostly due to the "punishment" drinks that Monobrow forced upon us in San Fran. Then again, maybe they weren't "feminine," but instead "stupid." Maybe I have to get another category.
After tonight, I think Red Bull and Vodka is masculine, and Red Bull and Bacardi Limon (hellooooo, Monobrow) is a bit feminine.
Reply #11 from JoeUser Forums Top
I think Long Island Iced Tea is potent and tastes nice.

I guess it is considered feminine but could easiy knock a man on his butt

What about Cock Sucking Cowboys ...F / M ?

Jess
Reply #12 from JoeUser Forums Top
Boone's is a fine apple wine

boone's farm?
Reply #13 from JoeUser Forums Top
What about Cock Sucking Cowboys

i think its a really good thing i no longer drink.
Reply #14 from JoeUser Forums Top

What about Cock Sucking Cowboys ...F / M ?

I am sure Monobrow find's these *very* masculine and tasty!

Reply #15 from JoeUser Forums Top
did he label you "flouncing nancy?"


Pseudo... you misunderstand. It wasn't that I drank that particular drink. It's just that my personal finances were "extraordinarily conservative"...

Here's one for ya... if all beer is obviously masculine, what does that make "Old Growler"?
Reply #16 from JoeUser Forums Top
Oh And damn right Im talking about Boone.... Snow Creek Berry to be specific, as for the whole shiner thing, I was just wondering because I know it is brew about 15 minutes from where I was born.... and Jessica baby you might wanna tell them what a CSC is... you know in case they dont know... as for the whole economically conscience... no no you chaps have it all wrong... Im poor thats all I can afford... just ask Jess she will concure with me.

Thomas
Reply #18 from JoeUser Forums Top
Oh, yes it is.
Reply #20 from JoeUser Forums Top
Oh, stop it. Post proof or retract, both of you. (i.e. at least support your stance) : P (okay, I just really wanted to say PPOR)
I think Vodka is pretty masculine. Please refer to large Russian men drinking canned (!) Vodka straight. Please also note that just because you drink a "masculine" drink doesn't mean you have a penis, or like chicks. Please also also note that if you drink "feminine" drinks, you are a bit of a poof.
Reply #21 from JoeUser Forums Top
I dont think drinking a "hard" drink is either a determinant of anything... Jessica drinks mixed rum and scotch in a can... and I dont mean in small quanities either... like as in the most shes ever told me... probably fibbed on it a little was 18 cans and when i say fibbed I mean lessened the number so I wouldnt freak. I mean come on I drink 18 doubles of straight rum and Im haveing technicolored yawns on the bed behind me... not a fun thing to do... and hence boys why I stick to wine and beer now
Reply #22 from JoeUser Forums Top
You know I have observed something too... the things that get the most comments on this site are Sex, Alcohol, Books, Money and War... its sorta like that in standard society too
Okay stupid observation... Im not as good as Jessica doing it, but Im a guy too.


Thomas
Reply #23 from JoeUser Forums Top
C.S. Cowboys ...shots of butterscotch schnapps with baileys floated.

What about good old Tequila Slammers? m / f

I think most spirits are either ..my favourite drinks are Scotch, Rum, Tequila and good white wine.

Jess
Reply #24 from JoeUser Forums Top
Tequila is an equal opportunity emetic in my experience. My vision blurs at even the slightest whiff of the vile concoction.
Reply #25 from JoeUser Forums Top
That's why you have to slam it ...before the smell or taste turns you off

Jess