I really, really want a true Windows Classic theme, if one is available. As far as 2of3's comment goes, he's making a joke that Luna is not the same as Windows Classic, but the fact you confused the two is kind of funny.
Well, like the title says, everything loads fine except for the taskbar, which is a generic grey bar with the Stardock icon as the start button. I've tried a few themes, and the problem remains the same. I've tried forcing the taskbar to stay in the style of one theme or another, but to no avail. It's as if the themes all have this taskbar in their files, which I know isn't the case. I'm using WindowsBlinds 6.1 (just bought it tonight), on Windows Vista (not SP1).