Buddah Moskowitz

Reply to Masuda’s Missing Foreskin in Art JoeUser Forums

God bless him and his foreskin

Masuda’s Missing Foreskin in Art JoeUser Forums

I rarely ever hear my pal Masuda (who has seen it all) express shock but when I told him about how the male foreskin contains millions of nerve endings that can bring about intense pleasure he was downright outraged. “You mean I haven’t been getting the most enjoyment possible?” Female genital mu

Reply to Sure, Yeah, Yes Please in Art JoeUser Forums

I like your writing - a little bittersweet, melancholy - perhaps you'll read mine and give me an opinion - good job

Every Human Being is Perfect and Unique in Art JoeUser Forums

Every human being is perfect and unique some fat some oddly shaped some thin some short but each perfect on their own because each is different but some pervert themselves with plastic surgery and other modifications that betray our natural bumps lumps and other external damage t

Reply to The Memory Box in Art JoeUser Forums

Thanks friends, especially the jazz pianist who saw me through many of these boxes

A Place for Gratitude in Art JoeUser Forums

I don't believe out of fear or even faith I need a place for my gratitude the rose the breeze the feeling of love for her I need a place to attribute thanks not a cosmic ATM call on God but say "Thank You" and it makes me feel better makes life more full sweetness all around

Reply to Resume in Art JoeUser Forums

Thanks for the kind words. Sometimes, I don't need to know the answers... Peace, Moskowitz

Reply to Enough with the Poems! in Misc JoeUser Forums

There once was a poster named Piper not a writer, but merely a typer let everyone read his humorless screed and revealed his true self as a griper. Was this non-conjucting [sic] enough for you? - Moskowitz

Resume in Art JoeUser Forums

I’ve never ridden in a golf cart or taken holy communion and I never slept in a campground or was the tallest adult in the room or ever looked at myself naked without an involuntary shudder or smoked a joint in the driveway at a high school party or wanted to serve my country through<BR

Reply to Are You A Jack-of-All-Trades? in Misc JoeUser Forums

Beebes - LIked your poem - I selected "Resume" for you - hope you enjoy. -- Moskowitz

Reply to Selfish Pigs in Art JoeUser Forums

Very interesting point of view. Perhaps you'd like mine too... I'm at ihatepoetry.joeuser.com

Reply to big. fake. boobs. in Misc JoeUser Forums

For me it's simple... I want to subconsciously reconnect to the first true experience of love, being breast fed - and as for the size, well, when you're a kid even a small breast would appear large, hence the connection to large breasts. It's not as sexual as it is sensual. As for the fake element, you act as if natural breasts were somehow morally superior. I ask this to the women, "if you are attracted to a man, even partly because of his wealth,

Reply to loverboy in Art JoeUser Forums

'tis true - it's a thin line between love and hate.

Big Ass in Art JoeUser Forums

Big ass SUV to carry big ass man with his big ass kids to his big ass home with a big ass mortgage and a big ass pool that distracts you from his big ass insecurity and his big ass wife wears a big ass ring on her big ass finger to show all her big ass friends the kind of big ass love this big ass

The Plastic Heart in Art JoeUser Forums

My heart no longer is bloody or visceral I fear it has become through sheer repetitious brutality colder immune and surprisingly plastic a plastic heart isn’t bad at all it can get thrown around and it doesn’t break years won’t fade its beauty or texture it’s durable it isn’t connected to tears

The Memory Box in Art JoeUser Forums

When I was 20 still a college student living at my parents' house I started collecting ticket stubs, receipts notes, pictures and tacking them to a bulletin board I kept over my bed and every year at or about New Years’ I would dismantle the board and keep the contents in sealed bo

The Urinal in Art JoeUser Forums

Everyday we meet in our odd intercourse I unzip and place my penis into the porcelain opening of the urinal the most profound compelling evidence of how men are systematically disconnected from themselves. As boys safe at home we learn to do it in comfort solitude, safety and privacy --a first

Parking Structure in Art JoeUser Forums

I drove past the old parking structure it had been torn down and my heart let out a little gasp and a silent sigh in our early days when we couldn’t go to her place or my place because other obligations were there for a brief intoxicating moment we’d park in a<

$900 a Month in Art JoeUser Forums

When she and I split up I left for a few days and when I returned later to gather my things my journals were laid out like evidence in a self-convicting court Yes, I had cheated it was there in my own handwriting So I left for good. Now I have my own place and I can leave my journals out and my writing

Life's Too Short to Read Poetry with a Capital P in Art JoeUser Forums

I've stopped reading capital P Poetry. That mantle must be intimidating for those attempting it. So many try and treat the form with the reverence of an ancient god afraid to drop their pants and moon the form for a laugh. How do they expect anything alive to come from such res