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Reply to Down and Out In America 9/10/04 in Misc JoeUser Forums

Please excuse my ignorance of the situation here, but what's wrong with Vegas? I have a old friend that lives there and all he has is a high school diploma and he seems to be doing quite well working for one of the airlines there. He has two kids and tells me they love it there in Vegas. I realize I am totally ignorant on your particular situation so, like I said, please excuse. I, myself, detest big cities so if that's it, I understand!

Reply to Confessions of a Drug Addict in Blogging JoeUser Forums

If your honest with yourself, I think you'll see your not ready to face that emptyness that comes with quitting. Not yet. I hope someday you do.

Reply to I'm going to die in Philosophy JoeUser Forums

What I see is a lot of people getting all hot and bothered about the NEXT life when they really aren't living THIS one. I think this still bears repeating.

Reply to Enough, OK in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Earns an insightful from me...

Reply to How Much Is Sex With Your Spouse Worth? in Current Events JoeUser Forums

I'm game. Where do I swipe my credit card?

Reply to Pong! Pong! Pong! in Gaming JoeUser Forums

I remember the first time I saw Pong. It was at a hotel in Oklahoma City in 1975. It was a cool thing for the then 14 me. I can't believe how blown away I was by it!

Reply to Pimps and prostitutes in Personal Relationships JoeUser Forums

My experience... Link

Reply to What Changes We Should Make to Our Crime Policy in Politics JoeUser Forums

Why the exclusion of marijuana? THC is a drug too isn't it? But then so is alcohol and nicotine and they cause their fair share of destruction right along with cocaine and heroin. I guess it boils down to what the majority likes to use...

Reply to Kicking the Habit's in Life Journals JoeUser Forums

I know how ya feel... Link

Reply to Auto Repair Remorse in Misc JoeUser Forums

I "feel your pain" today. My mazda made piece of shit tranny for my Ford has been shifting hard of late so I thought maybe a change of transmission fluid would help. Wrong. didn't do a thang 'cept separate me from $60. The mechanic said there were lots of metal shavings in the fluid so...in another $800 or $1000 from now I'll have a new transmission for my '96 Ford. Meanwhile, I'm gonna drive it as far as I can.

Reply to My First Trip to a Brothel in Misc JoeUser Forums

Interesting. The first one I went to wasn't near so nice (or legal). I guess I need to write a blog about my first trip to one...

Reply to The science of mastering chess in Pure Technology JoeUser Forums

A link to consider: Link

Reply to The First Rule I am Going to Teach My Daughters About Men in Home & Family JoeUser Forums

most men tell a lot of lies, especially to get a girl to have sex with them. Gee, ya think?

Reply to Mumbling about evil-doers ... in Republican JoeUser Forums

Didn't Churchill get defeated after the war was over?

Reply to I'm going to die in Philosophy JoeUser Forums

When I consider living forever in this material world, I have to stop and think about if that is something that I would really want to do. If you could stay reasonably physically fit and live forever, would you? Imagine watching time fly by faster and faster as your perspective of time changes through the years. Imagine watching your children grow up and die and then their children and then their...you get the idea. Even if things and people stuck arou

Reply to The Fortune Cookie in Philosophy JoeUser Forums

The late great Redd Foxx said his favorite fortune cookies were: Crowded elevator smells different to midget He who goes to bed with itching ass wakes up with stinky fingers I think they make about the same amount of sense...

Reply to Suicide: An easy way out... in Misc JoeUser Forums

I think that every living thing in the universe strives to improve it's situation. Isn't that what suicide is all about?

Reply to Too Much Negativity... in Philosophy JoeUser Forums

I think it's called "Opto-rectalism". It means there is a connection running from your eyes to your asshole thus causing a shitty outlook.

Reply to Dazzlin' Divas on my living room couch in Sex & Romance JoeUser Forums

Interesting! Don't let the "0 comments" bring you down, I find your blogs fun. I'm gonna put you on my favorites. The first one I've ever done.

Reply to One big expensive waste in Misc JoeUser Forums

At least it's giving you a job...

Reply to Complaints about the free ice cream in Business JoeUser Forums

Couldn't agree more!

Reply to Sex with a Transvestite in Personal Relationships JoeUser Forums

I think I'm really gonna like you! A breath of fresh air from the same old shit in here about politics, religion, and family life and the like. Welcome aboard!!!!!!

Reply to Debutante bitch in Art JoeUser Forums

Excellent.

Reply to Where did this gut come from? in Health & Medicine JoeUser Forums

Where I come from we call a big gut "Cinderella peter". After midnight it turns to dick.

Reply to We Are... in Current Events JoeUser Forums

John Lennon said it best: Imagine there's no heaven, It's easy if you try, No hell below us, Above us only sky, Imagine all the people living for today... Imagine there's no countries, It isnt hard to do, Nothing to kill or die for, No religion too, Imagine all the people living life in peace... Imagine no possesions, I wonder if you can, No need for greed or hunger, A broth