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Reply to Women....Confused..I am in Personal Relationships JoeUser Forums

If a man says something in a forest and there is no woman to hear him, is he still wrong? I thought I had met Ms. Right. I did! I found out her first name is "Always"...

Reply to My Six Pack is Suffering! in Just Hanging Out JoeUser Forums

No six pack here but a keg! Got one muscular as hell right arm however...

Reply to WAAAAAAAAH! I got published!!! in Blogging JoeUser Forums

What makes you think they did not publish this one out of "pity" ? Kinda like good pity sex. Who cares as long as ya get it...

Reply to American Food in Misc JoeUser Forums

To grill a ribeye and drink cold beer on a summer day! A slice of paradise...

Reply to God is alive and well and selling used tyres in Ohio in Misc JoeUser Forums

Damn, ya'll would make cool neighbors...

Reply to I Wanna Be a Point Whore Too! in Misc JoeUser Forums

Here's an insightful for the hell of it. Keep spreadin' those blogging legs!

Reply to Abortion Foes Go After the Contraceptive Pill in Politics JoeUser Forums

masturbation's probably next on the hit list...

Reply to Top Ten Reasons Why I Should be a Cop in Business JoeUser Forums

You like being exposed to the scum of society. You don't mind being accused of brutality and excessive violence when you did as much as possible to avoid hurting someone. </TR

Reply to lucky you have a lock box for your sexual organs in Philosophy JoeUser Forums

An insightful from me 'cause it's so damn true!

Reply to Top Ten Reasons Why I Should be a Cop in Business JoeUser Forums

I've worked in a jail around cops for 10 1/2 years. Police work is a low paying suck ass job and everybodys out to get you. Even working in the jail is better. Take my advice and think of something else.

Reply to What are they doing to make the water so dirty? in Misc JoeUser Forums

I think you have to look at how unrewarding it is to be a farmer Tell me about it dude! I was a farmer for 15 years in addition to growing up on one.

Reply to My favorite waste of time in Dating JoeUser Forums

Ahh, to sleep in! Luv it, luv it, can't get enuff of it...

Reply to What are they doing to make the water so dirty? in Misc JoeUser Forums

Maybe the water is poisoned by nitrates that leech into the groundwater from farmers using anhydrous ammonia for fertilyzer. Anhydrous ammonia is also a popular chemical used in the making of metamphtamines in Texas by the way...

Reply to The Bi Generation in Personal Relationships JoeUser Forums

Interesting. I suspect if people were not scared of retaliations the numbers would be higher.

Reply to Latest on the battle of the Bush memos in Politics JoeUser Forums

Man, I feel drunk watchin' that memo pulsate ...

Reply to Why Eliminating Guns in the US Doesn't Work in Current Events JoeUser Forums

no city can afford to lose its police force in the hundreds of ambushes that would follow. True. Can you even begin to imagine the police going house to house in any southern state saying "we're here for your guns?" Ha,Ha, Right...

Reply to Big, Black and Beautiful..... what a fucking lie. in Philosophy JoeUser Forums

the next slave like phone call is only a minute away that part is true...

Reply to john holmes – the lonely lothario in Entertainment JoeUser Forums

It's a karmic universe...

Reply to Why Eliminating Guns in the US Doesn't Work in Current Events JoeUser Forums

To get rid of guns in the U.S. would be about as successful as the "war on drugs"...

Reply to Your least favourite body part? in Misc JoeUser Forums

I would say my testicles. Allways hanging loose from my shorts on hot days...

Reply to Like Watching Paint Dry in Misc JoeUser Forums

maybe if "doggie luv" and the light bulb were .gif images with motion they wouldn't be so boring. I guess that wouldn't work with a lightbulb though...

Reply to Breaking Myths about Liberals: An Interview with Myself (I) in Politics JoeUser Forums

Well written without the usual political hysteria found here. good job.

Reply to In Case You Missed This in Current Events JoeUser Forums

And this is exactly why I'm reluctant to relocate to Vegas. But this (the event I was refering to) happened in rural Oklahoma, nothing around but wheat fields and cows. Are we safe anywhere?

Reply to Michael Jackson... so long in Music JoeUser Forums

I have no problem with your article, Dionicman, apart from 'Michael Jackson is probably just about THE MOST IMPORTANT artist of the last century. I gotta agree with that!

Reply to In Case You Missed This in Current Events JoeUser Forums

An older friend of mine stopped to help to girls on the side of road with their hood up one day (in a rural area). When he looked under the hood, one struck him in the back of the head hard with a blunt object. When he came too the girls were long gone. He was left there with a fractured skull and no wallet. What I do is pull a safe distance away and offer to make a phone call for them to the highway patrol.