Shovelheat

Shovelheat

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I was walking back from my friends house with me youngest son, and saw my neighbor (Stupid Girl) and her friends (The Black Elk Bitches) sitting across the street in someone's front yard. As I was walking up my driveway, Stupid Girl stands up, points and me, and yells "Look at her. She's such a stupid fucking bitch. She fuckin

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and yet, the articles that get the points aren't the insightful, well written articles. I think that's just the nature of the universe. Just look at the popularity of rap music! Who decides what quality is?

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I think you have a good idea except for the "first two weeks" art. Way, way to short! It should be at least 2 years . The few (and I do mean few !) successful ones that I have seen is because they just plain old got sick of lock up. It seems it takes a few years for some people to remember who they are.

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A sperm all alack and forsooth seeking it's moment of sexual truth and when the time came to rush into the game It was dashed to it's death on a tooth!

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And what, exactly do you serve with a big steamy plate of lips and bungholes? Spinal cord jello? Tallow pie? Stop it already! Your makin' me hungry!

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Why I love to sit down to a big heaping plate of lips and bungholes! Your acting like somethings wrong with it! What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to Lorena Bobbit ? Uhh... are you gonna eat that?

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Cotton farmers would probably love it. They could quit grow cotton and grow hemp instead and most likley come out the better for it.

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Is that because there are not as many female statutory rapers or because the boys ain't complaining? Also consider that the boys aren't getting pregnant, so unexpected "evidence" doesn't present itself.Maybe someone should start a thread for this on their own blog so the conversation can move there and stop cluttering up Jill's c

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And thank god he chose a WOMAN to tell, as that one act alone greatly reduces the chance of being snagged by some pervert. Wait a minute here! Not all men are child molesting perverts! What about that female teacher that just got out of prison for having sex with a sixth grader?<a href="http://seattlet

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I got lost when I was a little kid once (sometime in the 60's) in the Cowboy Hall of Fame in Oklahoma City. I remember it as a scary situation to be in. I think my mom was disappointed when someone found me and bought me back...

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Personally, I could care less who people sleep with. Where my neighbor puts his cock or tongue I don't see as being any off my business, really. But if hair splitting is important then I think that to know the difference on a (supposed) issue and act contrary to it is wrong, i.e. if your schizophrenic and refuse to take your medicine or near sighted and refuse to wear glasses or alcoholic and continue to drink. Just because I can say "fuck" in front of

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