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Reply to What I'm about to tell you might come as a big shock... in Humor JoeUser Forums

chortle chortle... poor kermie

Reply to At last - my very own dragon in Misc JoeUser Forums

I know - the dress kicks ass too! If only I had Dick van Dykes powers and was able to jump into pictures (as in Mary Poppins)... I'd fly that big 'ol dragon to... to Russia... drink vodka... dance in the midnight snow and seduce a man named Vladimir???!! Sorry, I've gone into hyper-romantic mode!

Newbie needs advice on favourites and links? in Blogging JoeUser Forums

I've been trying (and failing) to do two things: 1. To create a little favourites list on the right above the recent articles lists etc. 2. How do I put a link into my text, but have it say the name of the person or topic it refers to, rather than just link ? I'm so confused..... <!-- Ju-Anchor-Footer

Tam O'Shanter in Art JoeUser Forums

Forgive the cutting and pasting, but there are a few poems that I'd like to share with you. Gerry Attrick has posted a 'favourite drinking song' article and it reminded me of a funny poem about booze. This one may be a bit tricky for those of you that can't understand scots (if you needed subtitles to follow Trainspotting, then give up now). I'll come back to this

At last - my very own dragon in Misc JoeUser Forums

I just tried Pughs which woman are you test - I'm really chuffed that I got a dragon! Link You are smart and sexy! <a href="http://quizilla.com/users/Lorac/quizzes/Which%20Ul

Reply to We should be in the sky... in Pure Technology JoeUser Forums

Not if they were held in place by a forcefield which not only secured them into the correct lanes and tracks but also perfectly recreated the sky above so as to effectively make the traffic network invisible! Move over Mr. Caractacus Potts!

Flying through cyberspace in the SS. Anonymity in Welcome JoeUser Forums

What to do when the job of your dreams all of a sudden becomes quite dull and boring? And so, she turned to her blog - but as she did, out of the corner of her eye she spied a colleague. Damn, she thought, no time to subtley click this window away. Damn and shit and blast and wank. She turned her head to see her peer next to her, leaning over the fax

Reply to On My Knees - Sucking Cock or Seeking God in Religion JoeUser Forums

I think you quite like the turmoil that your faith system leaves you in... you seem to be a passionate person that needs not just physical s&m, but overwhelming mind and soul domination. Or maybe you really do love God in the way that your church has presented to you, and you are truly confused about your loyalties. If so, then I feel for you. But, if this isn't about your need and desire for suffering, then why do you continue to follow a

Reply to Is it just me....... in Blogging JoeUser Forums

The bickering does add another level of interest, but there's a danger that snapping at other peoples remarks might make some people wary of writing from the gut. But as long as the argument doesn't get pedantic, long-winded and boring, it'll probably be as insightful and as much of a release as any other heartfelt article. Btw, are you referring to the 'imposing your belief system' comments that you received on the 'today would be a

Reply to Living with Dr Jeckyll and Mr Hyde in Personal Relationships JoeUser Forums

Thanks for the advice, I'm going to sort out some 'professional help' for myself. I'll let you know how it goes. I talked to him last night but I'm still ot sure if he genuinely understands the gravity of the situation, or the seriousness of his actions. I made myself laugh inside though when he said 'but I enjoy drinking' and out of nowehere I replied 'you'ld probably enjoy fuc*ing a blonde 16 year old but your not about to do that'. It

Reply to Living with Dr Jeckyll and Mr Hyde in Personal Relationships JoeUser Forums

Wow, that was to the point - and I can't deny, youv'e got a strong case - but it's so black and white... You sound like you've had some personal experience of this kind of thing? Btw, what did you mean by two red flags?

Reply to If You Died ... in Philosophy JoeUser Forums

it's a question that makes you stop and think - but now that I've thought about it, I'm not sure I care too much about being remembered when I'm dead. if the bitter truth be known, I wish people were remembered more often when they're alive, but that's just a little kerouac grumble about our world, and is a complete digression. I just hope I don't remember my life when I die - I mean, I don't know what happens when we close our eyes on this

Reply to JoeUsism in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Oh dear; I read your posting when I got into work this morning, and it seems it was prophetic - I've been stuck on this website all day now... Bad Dune, bad.

A dream within a dream in Art JoeUser Forums

It's a straight cut and paste - but I couldn't set up a blog without one of my faourite poems: A Dream Within a Dream Take this kiss upon the brow! And, in parting from you now, Thus much let me avow- You are not wrong, who deem That my days have been a d

Reply to The Ricky Martin Syndrome in Sex & Romance JoeUser Forums

Aesthetically, I've been pretty much a no-issue-zone all my life (apart from a love/hate relationship with my breasts?!) - and I thank god for this, particularly as I seem to develop a new neurosis in other parts of my life as a matter of course. But, what you've written has put me in mind of a friend of mine, he can't sleep with anyone better looking than himself. They've got to be older or uglier than him or else his self hate flares up, which i wa

Reply to Living with Dr Jeckyll and Mr Hyde in Personal Relationships JoeUser Forums

Geryy Atrick - Good advice, except, it's something I've already tried - over the last couple of years we've spent months apart (working in differrent places) and it gave me time to reflect, but it also gave me time to take stock of all the good stuff that I missed about him. So, basically, I ended up none the wiser?! Kingbee - I'm a hoot when I'm drunk too, I used to love getting wasted with my close friends - drinkings never ever been an

Reply to Ism in Misc JoeUser Forums

I'm glad I just read your article, I've only just put my cyber pen down from writing an entry of my own on the same subject. Most importantly, I'm interested by your advice to seek counselling for myself, rather than asking my loved one with the ism to do it. I've started to think recently that I need to talk to someone (like a counsellor) to figure out how I'm going to deal with my boyfriends drinking, but I was feeling a bit resentful about it, b

Living with Dr Jeckyll and Mr Hyde in Personal Relationships JoeUser Forums

OK, it's playing on my mind, so I should just get it out. I didn't really want one of my first blogs to be a miserable one, but this seems like a good place to release some of the shit that's been building up in my head. Long story short: my boyfriend, when drunk, changes into a monster. Just to get this straight from the start, he doesn't get vio

Reply to The Ricky Martin Syndrome in Sex & Romance JoeUser Forums

Honest, very honest and so I tip my hat to you sir. But I'm curious, does this devotion to yourself come out infront of other people, and if so, how do you deal with that - or has your article just let us into a little secret? More importantly, do you think your'e any more or less in love with yourself than the rest of the world is - aren't we all guilty of the same crime to some degree?

We should be in the sky... in Pure Technology JoeUser Forums

OK, so, they're erecting wind farms all over the country - which is so unbelievably stupid (expensive, intrusive, hardly any jobs, interferes with radars, tears up massive chinks of land, kills birds, costs the tax payer extra money to fund, not exactly 'green' either), but anyway, that's not my point for the day....bear with me... And they're 'trying' to e

Dracula looking foxy in Movies & TV & Books JoeUser Forums

I saw Van Helsing at the weekend, did anyone else think that Dracula looked better than Van the Man? Facially, he wasn't quite Helsing, but my god, his threads were hot!