Dune

Reply to Relationship Woes? in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Well, my boyfriend have been on the verge of splititng up for the last few weeks. I keep staring blankly at him and wondering wht the hell we're doing... he assures me that I'm just in a bad place right now and that I'm not enjoying anything, but I can't help but wonder wether I want to be with him anymoer or not. I'm completely and utterly lost and confused. So, to answer your question, yes, I know what you mean <img src="../images/smiles/

Reply to Gaydar in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Surely there's people on the site who are looking for more than just sex? Admittedly my mates on it purely for cock, or so he says, but I know fine well that if sex blossomed into something more he'd be over the moon. Btw. have you met up with any of the people that you've met on the site?

Reply to Gaydar in Blogging JoeUser Forums

How ironic... I was on the phone to me best pal last night and he was compaining about the same site (gaydar.co.uk - is that the one that you mean?). Anyway, he was saying that he felt really sad using it. And though he was succesfully getting laid thanks to the site he felt cheap and nasty (but I think that this is more a change in his attitude towards casual sex than because of the internet). Anyhop, he's like most people in thinking tha

The perfect smoke in Just Hanging Out JoeUser Forums

Ooh, here's a question for ya' if you could have one prefect cigarette anywhere in the world, where would it be? Cause, I'm thinking: sitting on a pile of cusions, crosslegged, wrapped in a patchwork blanket, on a dune, in the middle of the desert at night with sparkling diamond stars sweeping across an ink black sky, and camels groaning and snoring in the di

Reply to How many beers, cigarettes, shags and years? in Just Hanging Out JoeUser Forums

In about a year maybe? Once we've worked some more in our current jobs... I've been in the big bad world long enough to know that there ain't many people like him in it! And it's about 10 degrees hotter where we're planning to move to... heatwave!

Reply to The Philosopher's Sinking Stone in Misc JoeUser Forums

I know how your'e feeling, I put myself through the higher education mill twice! And I'm about to go back for more! I realised at the time that i was expecting too much out of it all - or at least, I was expecting the wrong things. I romanticised about academia, about how my soul would be filled with flagons of knowledge - like vikings with their ale, I'd wildly throw intellect down my neck and laugh as it spilled all around me - licking it up where

Reply to How many beers, cigarettes, shags and years? in Just Hanging Out JoeUser Forums

My bestfriend lives hundreds of miles away too and I miss him like crazy. We've been apart for two years now, which really gets me down after spending literally nearly every single day together (and night - thanks to my insomnia and his alcoholism - the dysfunctional duo!) We've been on the phone recently talking about how it's utterly pointless being so far apart... so we're hatching a very grand plan which involves him, me and my bf all lea

Reply to How many beers, cigarettes, shags and years? in Just Hanging Out JoeUser Forums

Floozie - Oh, that was hilarious I'm glad you were friends enough to not get paranoid about how it happened. I call it 'sleep fucking', but it's only ever happened to me when I've been with my current bf and it's the best thing in the world.

Reply to Cheerleaders and Schoolgirls in Uniform in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Mmmmm, circus masters - I like that one...

Reply to I am gonna be an Uncle! in Home & Family JoeUser Forums

Conrats Muggaz! And your'e right, kids get away with stuff that adults can't. Just this weekend past, my nephew was lying ontop of my bf. when he sat up all of a sudden, prodded b.f. and asked 'do you have a baby in there'... HA HA HA! Beer gut! I was on the floor laughing for ages, especially when my niece joined in and quite innocently proclaimed 'he doesn't have a belly button, he's got a big line' - WAHOO! Peels of laughter from his loving girl

Reply to How many beers, cigarettes, shags and years? in Just Hanging Out JoeUser Forums

No, your'e not getting away with that one Floozie... what's the half-point for? Enquiring minds want to know...

Reply to My tea's getting cold in Misc JoeUser Forums

You know what gets me? you study a subject, write the essays and sit the exam - all the while thinking - yay, I'll never have to do this again. And you are always, always wrong - I am at least. I turned my back on computing over ten years ago when I got my higher at school - since then it's been power point presentations, GIS, satellite imagery, advanced wordprocessing, advanced excel, basic html, even bloody programming! Ugh, it never ends.

Reply to I landed a job! in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Wow, that didn't take long - way to go Mason! All this talk of Florida is making me feel decidedly cold, brrrr. It must be sunny and hot were you are, am I right?

Reply to How many beers, cigarettes, shags and years? in Just Hanging Out JoeUser Forums

Muggaz - A cigarette in the morning with my coffee - your'e a man after my own heart: I've pretty much cut down to half of what I used to smoke, but I'll be damned if I give up that coffee and marlboro duo! Ooh, here's a question for ya' if you could have one prefect cigarette anywhere in the world, where would it be? Cause, I'm thinking: sitting on a pile of cusions, crosslegged, wrapped in a patchwork blanket, on a dune, in the midd

Reply to How many beers, cigarettes, shags and years? in Just Hanging Out JoeUser Forums

BlueDev & Dharmagirl - 'Vanilla', what a lovely way to describe it - that's pretty much my life right now too - Vanilla icecream with a surprise centre! Yes, the icecream analogy will suit me just fine - and as far as I know - icecreams don't have a past GerryAtrick - How many citizenships?!! MasonM - Yip, the ice age was pretty cool...

Reply to How many beers, cigarettes, shags and years? in Just Hanging Out JoeUser Forums

I'm still bored at work and no-one's playing with me... so I'll start: How many pints do you drink each night/each week? I used to drink a lot (a fucking hell of a lot) - now it's rare and I've thankfully managed to avoid binge drinking at weekends after the weeking work is done. phew. And how many people have you slept with in your life? How many in one night even? etc? I wish I hadn't asked this now, I've been sitting her

Reply to The subtle art of diversion in Politics JoeUser Forums

'when all is opinion and which of us is good enough to carry the title of judge?' Well said!

Reply to A Few Questions I Always Wanted to Ask You Guys.` in Misc JoeUser Forums

Youv'e got me asking JU's questions on my blog now... But anyway, Edmund, what are your own answers to your questions? Happy Birthday Dharma! Hope you're having a great day!

Reply to Quick Qu. about anal sex... in Just Hanging Out JoeUser Forums

Hmm, the evidence certainly points to Tinky-Winky being gay... his names a bit of a worry though. Cause if 'winky' means dick, what does 'tinky' mean? Oh dear, I'm discussing tele-tubbies...

How many beers, cigarettes, shags and years? in Just Hanging Out JoeUser Forums

OK, lets talk numbers: Don't answer all of them if you don't want to: How many pints do you drink each night/each week? (Or if lagers not your thing - how many glasses of wine or shots of Whisky...etc) And how many people have you slept with in your life? How many in one night even? etc? How many cigarettes do you smoke a day?<

Reply to Quick Qu. about anal sex... in Just Hanging Out JoeUser Forums

The upside down pink triangle? I cut and pasted this and forgot to write down the source - oops... Apparantly: The upside-down pink triangle was used by the Nazis to signify homosexuals. Although, homosexuals were only one of the groups targeted for extermination, it is unfortunately, the group that history often excludes. The pink triangle defies anyone to deny history. In 1935 Hitler revised the German Law, Paragra

Reply to A Few Questions I Always Wanted to Ask You Guys.` in Misc JoeUser Forums

Whats Your... Name/Nickname: Dune Astrological sign: Aquarius How... Old: Generation X Tall: Most men are taller than me and that's all that counts What is... your lucky number: If i win the lottery then I'll know your pet: a very old black and white cat your sport: hmm, spectation gymnastics your hobby: life drawing, p

Reply to Role reversals and sandwiches in Life Journals JoeUser Forums

no, at least I don't think I have (there's alot of things I've done that I can't remember - sigh) tell me more...

Reply to Life in the firing line. in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Hi pheonixboi! My God! It seemes like years ago that i read your article after scrolling through all of that - what was the topic again? it was quite funny though, but only cause it was so ridiculous. Anyway, don't stop writing, there's loads of people who aren't going to attack you... you've got an important story and you should tell us all about it. It will be enlightening to see how folk react/think about AIDs and what it really means.<B

Reply to Quick Qu. about anal sex... in Just Hanging Out JoeUser Forums

Somewhere over the rainbow Way up high There's a land that I heard of Once in a lullaby Somewhere over the rainbow Skies are blue And the dreams that you dare to dream Really do come true Some day I'll wish upon a star And wake up where the clouds are far behind me Where troubles melt like lemondrops Away above the chimney tops That's where you'll find me Somewhere over the rain