Greatest Movies Ever Made

Or At Least That I've Seen

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Crybaby: Johnny Depp dressed like Elvis Presley, need I say more?
Favorite Line: "Kiss me Alison, kiss me HARD."

The Cure: Brad Renfro is the perfect portrait of love, as is his little friend.
Favorite Line: "Let's say I was walking through the grass and accidentally stepped in your mother."

Almost Famous: Who doesn't like this movie? It's one of the greats.
Favorite Line: "Your aura! Your aura is purple!"

A Goofy Movie: I like that this movie ends with Goofy falling through the roof; although it ends happily, it's not happily ever after. I just think it's true to life---love does conquer all but that's not to say there won't be obstacles.
Favorite Line: "Though he seems intoxicated, he's just highly animated, and he's nobody else, but Y_O_U!"

The Princess Bride: Another classic...if you don't like this one, we can no longer be friends. *winks*
Favorite Line: "As you wish..." awww dreamy...

Dangerous Minds: Teacher movie, but the best one yet. It raised the bar. Michelle Phifer (sp?) rocks!
Favorite Line: "So what? You gonna try and psychologize me now? Well, let me help you out, I come from a broken home and I'm poor, ok? How the f*ck you gonna save me from my life?"

My Girl I and II: Veda Sultenpuss is awesome!!! I wanted to be like her my whole life!
Favorite Line in #1: "I'M NOT SHICKEN!"
Favorite Line in #2: "That thing you said about your nose not looking like anyone elses...it's your nose."

Boyz and Girlz: Not widely known, kind of a B-movie, but not really. It deals alot with trust issues and letting go, plus it's hillarious.
Favorite Line: "Does it bother you that I'm having my period right now? We could have sex right now and I wouldn't get pregnant."

Ferris Buelar's Day Off: It reminds us that life is for living, not watching.
Favorite Line: "Buelar, Buelar, Buelar, Buelar, Buelar"

Office Space: This one has become one of the greats in many people's eyes. I would have to agree. It's soooo funny.
Favorite Line: "What would you do if you were rich and didn't have to work?'.......'Nothing'......"Man, you don't have to be rich to do nothing, look at my cousin. He's broke, don't do shit."

Son In Law: Ok, no cracking on the Pauly Shore fans out here. You know you secretly love the guy.
Favorite Line: "And on that farm he had a kid....with squishy puffy cheeks..."

Mall Rats: One of the many Jay and Silent Bob movies...the best in my opinion. Pure cleverness.
Favorite Line: "I would do it, but I threw my back out hump'n your mom last night---nooge!"

I may make a new list later, but these are the main ones. What's you favorite?

Trinitie
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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
I think "What About Bob" belongs in there. Bill Murray.. wow.

Favorite lines:

"DOCTOR LEO MARVIN!"
"Bob, where did you put that dynamite that I put around your neck?" "In the house." *huge explosion*


and Finding Nemo just for this one line:

"And I will call him squishy and he will be mine and he will be my squishy." What an awesome thing to say!

and Airplane II:

"Have you ever seen a grown man... naked?"

and Airplane I:

"I'm sorry, there are no pets on this plane. Spot will have to die." *gun shot, dog falls over* "Just kidding!" *dog reanimates*

but best of all, Donny Darko:

"I'll tell you what he said! He told me to forcibly insert the lifeline exercise card into my anus!"

and on that note,

~Dan :)
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
I totally agree on Princess Bride and Office Space, though I'd like to add: Donnie Darko, What About Bob, Finding Nemo, Lilo and Stitch, Saving Private Ryan, Black Hawk Down and the Shining (Kubrick version)
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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
haha so many donnie darko fans! "Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion!"

if i had to choose, i'd take seven samurai and aliens as the two movies i'd take with me on a desert island (that is oddly equipped with a player, tv, and electricity).
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top
Office Space Fav quote: "Mmmm, yeeeaah"

Princess Bride Fav quote: "'No more rhyming, I mean it!' 'Anybody want a peanut?'"

Trent-- I agree, Finding Nemo gotta be on there, I think Monsters Inc. too that was a great one.

Let's see what else...

I gotta say The Matrix (the first one, although I loved all three, the first was huuuuge to me)
-Whether you've seen it or not, there is one single line you need to get from it, when Morpheus says to Neo,
"Neo, sooner or later you're going to realize just as I did; there's a difference between knowing the path, and walking the path."
Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
Oh man forget these:

"Field of Dreams" with Kevin Costner and I forget who else...only seen it once but whoa... whoa man.

"Remember the Titans" That is a powerful movie.

Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top
how about:

Retrn of the Living Dead: "Tina, if you loved me, you'd let me eat your brain!" and "Apparently, it hurts to be dead"

Dead Alive: "I Kick Ass For The Lord!"
Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top
"but it's so simple, all that i have to do is divide from what i know about you... are you the sort of man who would put the poison into his own goblet, or his enemy's?

now a clever man would put the poison into his own goblet, knowing that only a great fool would reach for what he was given, so i can clearly not choose the wine in front of you...

but you must have known i was not a great fool, so i can clearly not choose the wine in front of me..."

"Truly you have a dizzying intellect... "

"Wait til i get going!!"

Where was I?
Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top
"Regulators, we regulate any stealing of his property and we damn good too, But you can't be any geek off the street, gotta be handy with the steel if you know what I mean, earn your keep! REGULATORS!!! MOUNT UP!"

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Reply #9 from JoeUser Forums Top
"because everyone knows that iocaine comes from Australia... Australia is a land commoned with criminals, criminals which are not used to being trusted, just as I am not trusted by you, so i can clearly not choose the wine, in front of me...

but you must have expected that i would have known the powder's origin, so i can clearly not choose the wine, in front of you..."

(thought you would appreciate the Australia reference Mug

and how can we forget - (don't know if this is exact, but if you're seen it, you know what i'm talking about..."

"we're selling their own fat back to 'em"
Reply #10 from JoeUser Forums Top
Good comments guys, good comments. I have a list of movies now that I need to rent. Imajinit, lol...

Trinitie
Reply #12 from JoeUser Forums Top
"We'll never survive!"

"Nonsense, you're only saying that because no one ever has..."
Reply #13 from JoeUser Forums Top
I'm going to go with Better Off Dead with John Cusak and Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels. The last great movie I saw was Amelie...hey, I'm man enough to say when I've seen a good chick-flick.

When I was a kid we rented The Last Star Fighter like 100 times, we probably could've bought the rights to the movie for what we paid in late fees for it.
Reply #14 from JoeUser Forums Top
"That Vizzini, he can fuss"
"Fuss, fuss...I think he like to scream at us"
"Probably he means no harm."
"He's really very short on charm."
"You have a great gift for rhyme."
"Yes, yes some of the time."
-Enough of that!
"Fezzik, are there rocks ahead?"
"If there are, we all be dead!"
-No more rhymes now, I mean it!
"Anybody want a peanut?"

(Found the whole quote )
Reply #15 from JoeUser Forums Top
*giggles* keep 'em com'n guys!

Trinitie
Reply #16 from JoeUser Forums Top
Trin's just loving all the replies... this is gonna catapult her into the top 15...

don't try n hide it Trin... you know you want it...
Reply #17 from JoeUser Forums Top
You know, I don't even pay attention to the "Top 10 Joe Users" because that means nothing except you have too much time on your hands. (I guess that includes me if I'm moving on up in that list :) I'm all about the "Top 10 Blog Sites". I'm slowly moving up in that one too! :)

Trinitie
Reply #18 from JoeUser Forums Top
oh yeah, "INCONCEIVABLE!" "You know you keep saying that word; I'm don't think it means what you think."

Trinitie
Reply #19 from JoeUser Forums Top
Ahhhhhhhhhh! This is like heaven on EARTH!! The Princess Bride is one of my Dad's favorite movies. I don't wonder why... I love it too!

Trin, omg sometimes I'll be walking with my friends and out of nowhere I'll say "Purple! Your aura is purple!" and start waving my hands around stupidly... Sadly, none of my friends have ever seen it, and I HAVE it!! What's up with THAT??

I must say I love almost all of the movies you listed. Aha! Inspiration! I will write my own favorite movie list, though I don't have too many quotes from them....

~Mlle Collette
Reply #20 from JoeUser Forums Top
Tangled, you are truely a kindred spirit.

Trinitie
Reply #21 from JoeUser Forums Top
I love "Dangerous Minds" =)
Reply #22 from JoeUser Forums Top
"I wanna play the violin!!!"
Chunk- The Goonies
Reply #23 from JoeUser Forums Top
The Game

Fight Club

Existenz

and for pure indulgence (orange rubber tank tops)

Fifth Element
Reply #24 from JoeUser Forums Top
I love cult classics

pulp fiction is great
full metal jacket
godfather1 not to be confused with the other ones
scarface
bladerunner
indiana jones and the last crusade
starwars
goodfellas

these are just some no one mentioned
Reply #25 from JoeUser Forums Top
I love Fight Club, The Game, and Full Metal Jacket....they remind me of my bubby! :) Great, great movies.

Trinitie