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"Nixon Knew of Felt Tips"--headline, New York Post, June 2

Bet he knew of ball point pens too!

"Possible Felt Tell-All Has Book World Buzzing"--headline, Los Angeles Times, June 2

What?  No Silk Tell all book?  If those silk pajamas could talk.........

"A 6-year-old racehorse named Rain, Hail or Shine died in its paddock Wednesday after being struck by lightning."--CBS Sportsline.com, June 1

Moral:  Never stop short of completing the name!

Panthers Visit White House - Richmond Times Dispatch, June 6, 2005

Tiger and Lion lobby yells discrimination.

Baril: Tougher Penalty for Killings - Richmond Times Dispatch, June 6, 2005

Death is not good enough for some murderers.

Court Rules against Pot for Sick People - AP, June 6, 2005

Must use bed pans instead.

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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
Here's one you missed from today's CNN headlines...
Paper: Mugabe denies he is dead

but does anyone believe him?
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top

Paper: Mugabe denies he is dead

ROFL!  I did!  Damn!  I should read CNN more often!

I wonder if we can get that one under oath?

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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
I wonder if we can get that one under oath?


I still don't think I'd believe him
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top
Lol! They're all great!!!

I wonder if we can get that one under oath?


I still don't think I'd believe him

Haha!! Crazy!
Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
"Court Rules against Pot for Sick People - AP, June 6, 2005

Must use bed pans instead."