To suggest the removal of non kosher/halal items is o.k. but what to do with all this satanic wichcraft and magic in this game ?

No one expects the spanish inquisition

kesmai

Damn right.  And no using poisoned weapons, either!  And do not forget to send to their death any of your champions who ... damn, why do I even bother?

The OP is a hypocrite. He expects others to be sensitive to his needs while he himself is utterly ignoring the needs of others. Had he asked to ADD salted beef/fish/whatever as another food option, I doubt anyone would have had a problem with it. But no, he seeks to get what he wants and at the same time deny others what they want.

Hypocrisy at its finest.

Never attribute to hypocrisy that which is adequately explained by trolling, or something.

So easy to be a troll these days.

I say add in Salted Fish as an additional consumable with different benefits than Salted Pork and let the OP choose.

While we're at it, I'm offended by the use of alcohol in this game so will you please change the following items:

Pariden Wine to Pariden grape juice

Ironeer Ale to Ironeer root beer

Quendar Wine to Quendar smoothie

oh, and dragons don't really exist....so can we have them removed?

Thanks.

On thinking this through further I've come to realise that I am morally offended by the colour blue.

Can we change all the graphics containing the offensive colour or its hue to something more culturally sensitive to me. 

Grape juice may ferment and turn into wine by accident. Still too controversial. Pariden Mineral Water maybe?

This has the word "beer" in it. It hurts my precious feelings. Ironeer Mineral Water, just to be safe. Come to think of it, the words "Ironeer" and "mineral" might be misinterpreted. Just water.

No it's not.  I have received a variety of healing potions and magic scrolls as quest rewards.

I still think you're trolling.

Oh yes, you're not suppose to even PLAY demon or ghost or magic oriented games it's in the scriptures. While he/she is complaining about one thing they are violating several other things. But, of course you aren't suppose to JUDGE either lol You're not suppose to PRETEND to do evil things either so First person shooters are out of the question as well. I don't even think you can play checkers because if/when you win you are hurting someones feelings.

Yes, because MOSTs definition of Trolling is when you don't agree with the person you're calling a troll. lol I've never seen troll so misused. The new definition is:

If you don't agree with me then you are a troll. If I don't agree with you then you are a troll. If you say anything against what I think then you are a troll. lol

do you ever kill people with your champ. because i dunno arent there commandments or something that say you cant kill?

Also if its just changed to salted meat, what about the vegetarians who cant eat meat? Then we have to pick a fruit, but what if someone is diabetic? So we need to pick a vegetable but make sure its one no one is allergic to! 

Maybe he'd be happier with one of the "Left Behind" games where you convert enemies instead of killing them.

That one only seems to apply when it's convenient..

Totally agree.

In a game with, rampant killing/murder, slavery, human sacrifices, summoning of demons etc. to be morally indignant about how did pork get to the top of the list?

Just dont use salted pork to heal your characters.  Simple.  Just like how you dont eat salted pork in real life.

Because it's PORK!

 oink.

Namecalling at its finest. Thats a good idea. My mistake for not wording my request that way.

Just a reminder to everyone:

Elemental, the world, is not Earth.

There are no pigs, horses, or wolves on Elemental. We use these words to describe particular ecomorphs because they're familiar to us. 

No, I'm pretty sure this fits the definition of trolling (doing or saying something deliberately controversial or inflammatory in order to provoke a reaction from others).

No worries, OP. I got you covered.  I have hacked the 1.01 patch of this non-online, non-mulitplayer game to make the salted pork into unleavened bread, the most religiously acceptable substance I know of.  You can rest assured that by next patch, no one will be eating substances which you and all the of 7 billion other people on the planet find unacceptable.   

Are ecomorphs Kosher/Halal?

Instead of words you should only use abstract symbolism to represent objects in your game and remove words entirely. 

I'm offended by words, and the core representational concepts of fantasy-reality they represent.