Intelligent Life

will it be found??

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are going camping. They pitch their tent under the stars and go to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night, Holmes wakes Watson up and says: “Watson, look up and tell me what you see.”

Watson replies, “I see millions and millions of stars.”

“And what do you deduce from that?” Holmes asks.

Watson replies: “Well, if there are millions of stars, and if even a few of those have planets, it’s quite likely there are some planets like earth out there. And if there are a few planets like earth out there, there might also be life.”

To which Holmes responds: “Watson, you idiot, somebody stole our tent!”

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Reply #1 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Quick! Tell the Queen. She can put together a Navy to go conquer them and make a colony that can later revolt and kick England's ass.

It could go like that but more likely it'll be ....

"Huh?"

 

 

 

 

Taking a toke on his crack pipe.

Ashes of the Singularity II
Reply #3 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Quoting aunteachrist, reply 2
Why were they sharing a tent?
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So if 2 guys go camping you reckon they should bring a tent each ?? o_O

Reply #5 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Quoting aunteachrist, reply 4
Hey, whatever floats your boat, as long as you don't dock it in my harbor.
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....So we should all bring our own tents or we´re gay, that´s what you´re implying.

-I don´t know if you ever went camping, but I can tell you there would be a Hell of a BIG camping-site if we all briught our own tents....Giv it a rest. A.C. <_<

Reply #8 from WinCustomize Forums Top

When I saw the title, "Intelligent Life", I was rather hoping to find some... but alas... though there are indicators that some may have visited on a previous sojourn to Earth back in the 5th century BC.  Apparently, they left a couple of bloody great pyramids behind because they'd accepted too many gifts from pharaoh and exceeded their baggage limit.

:-"

Reply #9 from WinCustomize Forums Top

I don't have a tent

Reply #10 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Quoting aunteachrist, reply 6
What? Do you go camping with your whole neighborhood?  Giv? A.C.? briught?
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haha....yeah go that path :thumbsup:
Quoting starkers, reply 8
When I saw the title, "Intelligent Life", I was rather hoping to find some...
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Reply #11 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Quoting aunteachrist, reply 6
What? Do you go camping with your whole neighborhood? Giv? A.C.? briught?
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whats wrong with a guy wanting his own tent?....... if i was a 6ft4 giant of a man, there is no way in hell id be giving up MY leg space to some other guy..... and one less guy means 2 more woman ;)

Reply #12 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Quoting Vampothika, reply 11
and one less guy means 2 more woman
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which means the guy definitely isn't getting any of the covers. :rofl:

Reply #13 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Quoting Starcandy, reply 12
which means the guy definitely isn't getting any of the covers.
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they make 3some quilts now...... ^_^

Reply #14 from WinCustomize Forums Top

That was a product bubble waiting to burst. Indulge your fantasy.... and buy our threesome duvet to make sure the other two don't steal all of it, and leave you bare arse naked and freezing cold in the middle of the night.

Reply #15 from WinCustomize Forums Top

And sleeping bags for two ... lets not forget the cozy.

Reply #16 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Quoting Uvah, reply 15
And sleeping bags for two ...
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... that only fit me.  Guess the other campers are gonna be cold again tonight. }:)

Reply #17 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Forget about looking out into space for intelligent life, we've yet to find intelligent life on Earth...

Reply #18 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Quoting Vampothika, reply 11
Quoting aunteachrist, reply 6What? Do you go camping with your whole neighborhood? Giv? A.C.? briught?

whats wrong with a guy wanting his own tent?....... if i was a 6ft4 giant of a man, there is no way in hell id be giving up MY leg space to some other guy..... and one less guy means 2 more woman
End of Vampothika's quote

Oooh..kinky!!!  8O

Reply #19 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are going camping. They pitch their tent under the stars and go to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night, Holmes wakes Watson up and says: “Watson, look up and tell me what you see.”

Watson replies, “I see millions and millions of stars.”

“And what do you deduce from that?” Holmes asks.

Watson replies: “Well, if there are millions of stars, and if even a few of those have planets, it’s quite likely there are some planets like earth out there. And if there are a few planets like earth out there, there might also be life.”

To which Holmes responds: “Watson, you idiot, somebody stole our tent!”
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-A good one BigDog !! Never got to say that cause it sort of went off topic Religiously fast ;)

Reply #20 from WinCustomize Forums Top

good joke, very funny. which is what the original post was about. How it turned into a two gay men in a tent issue is beyond me. Intelligent life out there?, crikey seems there's none in here

Reply #21 from WinCustomize Forums Top

How can they see the stars from inside the tent?  

Reply #22 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Quoting IROKONESS, reply 21
How can they see the stars from inside the tent?  
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It was made from a fishing net. ;)

Reply #23 from WinCustomize Forums Top

:grin: Say no more.

Reply #24 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Quoting Nimbin, reply 20
good joke, very funny. which is what the original post was about. How it turned into a two gay men in a tent issue is beyond me. Intelligent life out there?, crikey seems there's none in here
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Quoting neone6, reply 19
-A good one BigDog !! Never got to say that cause it sort of went off topic Religiously fast
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Yes, and thank you for all the wonderful comments to everyone.  I really love this place.

That was my intention to share with our community what I enjoyed as a very funny joke.

Quoting Fuzzy, reply 17
Forget about looking out into space for intelligent life, we've yet to find intelligent life on Earth...
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You got it Fuzzy, you found the irony I saw also.

 

 

Reply #25 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Quoting Wizard1956, reply 22

Quoting IROKONESS, reply 21How can they see the stars from inside the tent?  

It was made from a fishing net.
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At least its water proof.