banned for showing your age

Banned for not showing yours.  What's that word for not having reached adulthood yet...begins with j?

banned for thinking i need to grow up

Banned for thinking I are all growed up.

Banned, both of you, for not acting your age but rather your shoe size.

banned for thinking i am that old

Banned for taking so long ... and no, I think yer a bit of a young bull.

You heard about the young bull, didn't you?

The old bull is standing at the top of the hill looking down on the 200 or so heiffers down in the meadow below.  Anyway, the young bull rushes up to him and says: "How about we rush on down there and fech a few of them heiffers?"

The old bull replies: "Why don't we just mosey on down there real slow like and fech 'em all?"

banned for thinking you can handle all that bull

Banned for so much bull when describing your prowess with the heiffers.

banned for not noticing the flowers that flourish in said bull 

Banned for offering flowers when the prowess is sub-par.

banned for mocking the sub culture

Banned for believing you have culture when in fact it is sub-par art... then only depicting flowers and a bit of bullsh-t to help them grow

banned by the power of grey skull

Banned for the grey skull losing his power due to taking out the grey matter along with the garbage.

Banned for rainbows in your eyeballs.

Banned for the Rainbow Connction and Kermit's attempt at trying to lure Miss Piggy into a sexual relationship with a green thingybob that glows in the dark.

banned for hating on the love of bacon

Banned for not respecting my preference for frogs legs.

banned for swimming with bow legged women and swimming between their legs

Banned for missing out on breaststroke in the pond.

banned for being in the pond

Banned for not showing proper ID to pool around.

Banned for not knowing that I am incognito, as such I do not carry ID, and only pool around when the water has been tested for bacteria, fungi and sharks.

Banned for depriving sea life of a non fat free meal.

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