banned for letting time slip away

Banned for slipping in time and landing on your derierre during a mementary lapse of reason.

Banned for Lucidity or lack thereof.

Banned for being as clear as mud.

banned for muddying the waters with a horse

Banned for horsing around in the water and getting mud in your underwear.

banned for getting on with the monkeys and throwing your own feces

Banned for not giving a crap about the monkeys all caged up at the zoo.

banned for driving to the zoo and cheering on the imprisonment 

Banned for mistaking me for somebody else.

Banned for floppin' eagles. Who keep on floppin' and floppin' and...

Banned for complaining about that which is flaccid flopping around and bringing attention to its general floppiness.

banned for letting it flop around

Banned for watching it flop around and getting a thrill out of it.

Whoa, you guys banned me so hard it took me four years to get back in here.

Banned for making me do stuff.

-Huzzah!

banned for using time as an excuse

Banned for not excusing time delays of more than 20 minutes.

banned for making up time

Banned for neglecting down time.

Banned for timing neglect and writing it down for posterity

banned for scribbling to the rhythm of a steel drum band

Banned for drumming time into the other place.

Banned for marching in time with the little drummer boy from another time and place.

banned for occupying space and time 

Banned for warping the thread.