numerarius5988am numerarius5988am

Last person to post wins, unless they are a moderator or admin.

Last person to post wins, unless they are a moderator or admin.

Basically, this game is played so that the last person who post wins. What do they win? The ThreadKiller's Achievement; The honor of being the last person to post by virtue of the content of their post. However, moderators, admins, and anyone else who has the ability to lock the thread are disqualified from winning the ThreadKiller's Achievement, if they win by locking. If the thread is won by method of locking, the "winner" gains the Achievement Of Reprehensible Epic Lameness.

3,470,391 views 25,734 replies
Reply #13876 Top

 

 

 

-Exiled Possum 

Reply #13877 Top

Hmmm... I ended it with 'cut it loose' and now we have a very quiet start. Not our usual trend.

Reply #13878 Top

the quiet exiled possum is very usual!

 

 

harpo 

Reply #13879 Top

Guess I pop off a small nuke.....

Reply #13880 Top

how many times do people want to post this crappy video?

 

 

harpo 

Reply #13881 Top

and another small catch of one stuntfish, three draakjackets, two bisofish two tuskfish being eaten by possums, and three tuskfish being eaten by harpfish.

what is suprising is how some fish give the appearance of fishing while BEING the BAIT.

HARpo

Reply #13882 Top

like the HARPfish

 

harpo 

Reply #13883 Top

never saw that video before. funny

Reply #13884 Top

Sword of the Stars 2: Lords of Winter preview

 

 


Graham Smith at 04:00pm July 16 2011
SwordoftheStars2thumb

As designer Chris Stewart starts to talk me through the new Sword of the Stars, my eye drifts to the poster on the wall behind him. It shows a vast, insectoid ship belonging to the game’s new race, the Suul’ka. There’s a second ship, small and tucked under its wing, an arrow pointing to it labelled, “This is you.”

It’s a fun poster, but it’s misleading in a way that does the game a disservice: if you want, you can be the Suul’ka.

Suul'ka ships: more lasers than a weekend at laser quest.

A quick history lesson. The first game was a space strategy 4X title that simplified the exploration, expansion and exploitation to focus on the last X: extermination. “We’re taking the classic 4X games that you love like Masters of Orion, and then trying to focus on what they couldn’t focus on. Really putting a strong focus on tactical, 3D, visceral combat.”

Think of it as less like Galactic Civilization than Total War. You build your empire by conquering territory on a tactical map of the galaxy, but when you enter a battle, it zooms in to a small portion of space for a 3D, real-time scrap. There is no economic victory. There is no peaceful resolution. There are only lasers making explosions.

Hang about, isn't this a Pink Floyd video from 1973?

Each match begins with you picking your race, the map type and size, and the game generating a galaxy. Embarking on a two-player game with only a couple hours to spare? Then pick a small map and go ahead. Playing an eight-player game, four hours a week for two months? You can generate a map big enough to support that. Playing alone? Do whatever, and the position of the individual stars is randomised so you can do it a lot and have it be different each time.

You begin the match by expanding your empire: scanning nearby worlds, sending out some scouts and building the bases you need to support your economy. That’s complicated by the fact that each star in SotS 2 is no longer a single capturable point as it was in the first game, but the centre of a solar system filled with planets and moons that can each have their own structures. Now, when you invade a new system, your first decision is whether to attack mining facilities to damage their economy, or to go for their shipbuilding to stop them making reinforcements.

That looks like an awful lot of potential hurt coming your way.

Ultimately, this is just a prelude to the battles, in which spaceships can move above and below the enemy, and can flip upside down, providing what Stewart timely described as “the full Babylon 5 experience”. This adds a lot of room for tactical manoeuvring, especially so when the ships you’re fighting with are designed by you, using race-specific parts gained via the race-specific and partly randomised tech trees.

I’ve yet to see much of those battles in action, but I’m already enjoying the thought of how many lasers I could fit on one of those Suul’ka ships

 

Reply #13885 Top

DROOOLLLL!!!!!! :drool:

Reply #13886 Top

Quoting G_Bison, reply 13879
Guess I pop off a small nuke.....
End of G_Bison's quote

Should have linked to the pinktonium video.  It's funnier.

Reply #13887 Top

funnier is a rather strange sounding word

 

 

harpo 

Reply #13888 Top

Reply #13889 Top

I think someone's happy that he's back... and black?

Reply #13890 Top

I have always been black.

Still trying to change the skin color to match though.

Reply #13892 Top

I can change a lot of things about myself but the skin color has me mystified. Oh well.

Reply #13893 Top

just use skin paint and you are done, sort of like a reversed micheal jackson

 

harpo 

Reply #13894 Top

Spray paint and Michael Jackson.

-edit-

lol, 4 secs apart and saying the same thing!

Reply #13895 Top

scary

Reply #13897 Top

That

Is another story in itself.

Reply #13898 Top

I'm sorry, I don't want an anecdote.

Reply #13899 Top

Not even after I've already given you the poison? HA HA HA HA!

Reply #13900 Top

Have you too much to drink, sir?