Mass hysteria in WC !!!!.

ok now that i have your attention... Net edicate 101

from WinCustomize Forums
Due to the rash of odd/weird postings lately, let me be blunt....

#1. when posting a help request, be clear as to what you are asking. Most here failed mind reading 101 in college with the exceptions of Fuzzy and Jafo..

#2. when posting threads, please refrain from posting threads containing obvious drivel. example ( you press the Power button on the front of the PC case to start the PC up) how do you expect they got here if they couldn't figure that out? Vulcan mind meld? not to mention most members here are slightly beyond the delicate intricacies of copy and paste.

#3. Please, no veiled attempts at posting Spam under the guise of asking for help then answering your self with some product...I prefer my Spam cooked on bread with cheeze, not on my screen>>

#4. When replying to a post, try to remember not everybody speaks english and may be having problems conveying what they are trying to say...


#5. stay off the @#&@*&^& caps lock!!!!!!!!

thank you and have a nice day....

Feel free to add any other sugestions



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Reply #1 from WinCustomize Forums Top
#1a. Use titles that actually mean something. OMGWTFHELPMIPLZ doesn't explain what the problem is...and won't grab anyone's attention who has any expertise as you what your problem might be.
Reply #2 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Most here failed mind reading 101 in college with the exceptions of Fuzzy and Jafo..

I knew you were going to say that...

Elemental: Reforged
Reply #3 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Most here failed mind reading 101 in college with the exceptions of Fuzzy and Jafo..


I knew you were going to say that...




see ?
Reply #4 from WinCustomize Forums Top
Most here failed mind reading 101 in college with the exceptions of Fuzzy and Jafo..
I knew you were going to say that...


LOL such comic timing.    
Reply #5 from WinCustomize Forums Top
#4. When replying to a post, try to remember not everybody speaks english and may be having problems conveying what they are trying to say...


i TRY hg I TRY BUT WHEN YOURSELF YOU DON4T TALK ENGLISH IT4S A BITE DIFFICULT ISN4T IT

#5. stay off the @#&@*&^& caps lock!!!!!!!!


Just forget it Oops


(please understand this part of this post by me was trolling)


Now to be serious, maybe people with an other natively language than English in their post to ask for help could tell what are their problems in english and in their language just in case of someone here could understand better the second.
Reply #6 from WinCustomize Forums Top
#6. Do not bump your own thread 10 minutes after posting it.

#7. If you have posted looking for help, then fix the issue yourself, post how you fixed it not just that it is fix.

#8. If you post a thread asking how to make your pirated version of Stardock apps work properly, expected to be flamed.
Reply #7 from WinCustomize Forums Top
#9 Don't ask questions that have already been answered. (No some OD apps haven't been updated to 64bit)

#10 Don't criticize Stardock because certain apps don't work well on your computer.

#11 Don't flame authors just because you can't afford MasterSkins.
Reply #8 from WinCustomize Forums Top
#12. Criticism sucks. Do not do it.

#13. Do not bump your own thread if it's still in the recent forum activity panel.

#14. When posting about a problem with an application, please be reassured that only Fuzzy and Jafo have intellectual mind-powers, so everybody else must know which program you are talking about.
Reply #9 from WinCustomize Forums Top
#12. Criticism sucks. Do not do it.


Constructive criticism is always welcome.
Reply #10 from WinCustomize Forums Top

I knew you were going to say that...

I didn't.....

Reply #11 from WinCustomize Forums Top
I didn't.....


  
Reply #12 from WinCustomize Forums Top

I knew you were going to say that...


I didn't.....




is only cause i wore my tinfoil hat when ya woke up. **dern lil green men**
Reply #13 from WinCustomize Forums Top
15...if you come here with spam or complaints against Stardock, Stardock software, Stardock employees and/or Wincustomize, its staff and/or members, expect to be pirated.
Reply #14 from WinCustomize Forums Top

I didn't.....

I'm Fuzzy you're Foggy - so what's new...   

Reply #15 from WinCustomize Forums Top
16) Anyone refusing to wear a chocolate coating will be spanked   
Reply #16 from WinCustomize Forums Top

16) Anyone refusing to wear a chocolate coating will be spanked   


LOL

#17. any one actually wearing a chocolate coating around Fuzzy, may get bitten...
Reply #17 from WinCustomize Forums Top
I think the target audience for this post isn't likely to read it...
Reply #18 from WinCustomize Forums Top
#18 And if you can follow all these rules, then you really do need help. Try the blue pills.
Reply #19 from WinCustomize Forums Top
#19 above all, have a nice day
Reply #20 from WinCustomize Forums Top
16) Anyone refusing to wear a chocolate coating will be spanked


Chocolate coating or spanked : that's a tough one  
Reply #21 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Chocolate coating or spanked : that's a tough one


Yeah, that's a real doozie....oh the dilemma, chockie or a spanking....um, I think I'll eat the chockie and then get a real good spanking for not leaving any for anyone else.

*****Oh how I love it, going across teacher's knee...sheer heaven*****
Reply #22 from WinCustomize Forums Top
Chocolate coating or spanked : that's a tough one


We cant have both?
Reply #23 from WinCustomize Forums Top
#2. when posting threads, please refrain from posting threads containing obvious drivel. example ( you press the Power button on the front of the PC case to start the PC up)


Can't say I agree with that 100%
I still remember the guy who complained because his computer turned off whenever he chose "Shut Down"
Reply #24 from WinCustomize Forums Top
20.if none of the rules make sense, refer back to rule #16 please.  
Reply #25 from WinCustomize Forums Top
#8. If you post a thread asking how to make your pirated version of Stardock apps work properly, expected to be flamed.


        
        

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