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Mass hysteria in WC !!!!.

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Mass hysteria in WC !!!!.

ok now that i have your attention... Net edicate 101

from WinCustomize Forums
Due to the rash of odd/weird postings lately, let me be blunt....

#1. when posting a help request, be clear as to what you are asking. Most here failed mind reading 101 in college with the exceptions of Fuzzy and Jafo..

#2. when posting threads, please refrain from posting threads containing obvious drivel. example ( you press the Power button on the front of the PC case to start the PC up) how do you expect they got here if they couldn't figure that out? Vulcan mind meld? not to mention most members here are slightly beyond the delicate intricacies of copy and paste.

#3. Please, no veiled attempts at posting Spam under the guise of asking for help then answering your self with some product...I prefer my Spam cooked on bread with cheeze, not on my screen>>

#4. When replying to a post, try to remember not everybody speaks english and may be having problems conveying what they are trying to say...


#5. stay off the @#&@*&^& caps lock!!!!!!!!

thank you and have a nice day....

Feel free to add any other sugestions



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Reply #26 from WinCustomize Forums Top
#17. any one actually wearing a chocolate coating around Fuzzy, may get bitten...


And or licked
ObjectDock - Access shortcuts and frequently used applications from an animated dock.
Reply #28 from WinCustomize Forums Top
My favourites are (forgive me if not correct word for word):

1/ Help me please no windowblinds skins will install.
Do you have WindowBlinds installed?
No.

2/ Help me please no IconPackages will install.
Do you have IconPackager installed?
No.

Unbeleivable.     

I'm surprised these folk are still alive at the end of every day.
So.....this breathing thing...what comes after breath out?  
Reply #29 from WinCustomize Forums Top
my favourite was, hello i have just downloaded windowblinds from www.thepiratebay.com and for some reason its not working, can you please help me get it working
Reply #30 from WinCustomize Forums Top
I have a Mac... and this piece of crap Icon package thing will not load any icons.
You Microsoft people are so stoopid you cant even make a program that will run. I don't know how you stay in business. I'm sticking with Ubunti Lunix!

      
Reply #31 from WinCustomize Forums Top
1/ Help me please no windowblinds skins will install.
Do you have WindowBlinds installed?
No.


Yep....and there's the: "Hi, I'm a newb here and would someone please explain how I ended up here....and where is the nearest toilet?"

my favourite was, hello i have just downloaded windowblinds from www.thepiratebay.com and for some reason its not working, can you please help me get it working


And then there's the: "I'm a newbie and I decided if the first five minutes of getting here that all your software is crap and I don't like any of your themes."

Now it's this kind of poster who truly deserves to be pirated...big time....startin' wiv a tradishunal keel'aulin', a impromptu trapeze act frum tha yard arm...wivout a net, afore 'em aves ter walk tha plank inta shark infestid waaaters.


*****now, snookums...oh snookums....I'm wearing your favourite chocolate syrup again... oh snookums..... ******
Reply #32 from WinCustomize Forums Top
my favourite was, hello i have just downloaded windowblinds from www.thepiratebay.com and for some reason its not working, can you please help me get it working


hahaha staggeringly unbelievable.Some people have more front than Sainsbury's.        
Reply #33 from WinCustomize Forums Top
I staggered and I still don't believe it hehe. What's a Sainsbury? lol
Reply #34 from WinCustomize Forums Top
What's a Sainsbury?


It's a huge grocery superstore chain here in the UK,so has a lot of frontage.
Reply #35 from WinCustomize Forums Top
It's a huge grocery superstore chain here in the UK,so has a lot of frontage


More than Tesco?? Worked for Tesco in 1968....was my first job after leaving school.
Reply #36 from WinCustomize Forums Top
More than Tesco??

No,Tesco is much bigger,in fact it's huge,there's one on almost every other street corner here now.
Hey just out of interest did you move to Australia from here (uk) or were you born there.I only ask because quite a few of my relatives were £10 poms in the early seventies and all still live over there.I still moan at my dad occasionally on this subject as we stayed in the chilly north east of England while my Aunties and Uncles moved to the sunshine.....sooo jealous.  
Reply #37 from WinCustomize Forums Top
never seen there (or maybe yes....) but one of my prefer:

P1: "how i do that?"
P2: "Right Click on the items..."
P1: "what's a click?"
P2: "On your mouse o.O"
P1: "I haven't mouse i have cats"
P2: "...."

From one day of my wife working on Microsoft hotline/helpdesk
Reply #38 from WinCustomize Forums Top

#17. any one actually wearing a chocolate coating around Fuzzy, may get bitten...


And or licked


how about a fuzzy chocolate coating?
Reply #39 from WinCustomize Forums Top
Hey just out of interest did you move to Australia from here (uk)


I moved here with my brother, sister, mother and father in 1969....arrived at our destination port of Brisbane on Christmas Eve that year. Was supposed to have been 4 weeks earlier but the ship broke down twice along the way. Oh well, every Christmas since has been great.

As for leaving the Old dart behind, well it wasn't my plan and I wasn't too fussed on the idea at the time, but one we got under way I'd forgotten all the reasons not to come.... and now that I've been here 37 years, I call Australia home and doubt I'd consider ever living in England again, not while the majority of my family is here...with my kids & grandkids being born here.