The best and the worse thing in live..

[Not in any particular order]

Best]:

1.) My motorbike.
2.) I inhale & exhale regularly.
3.) My Cockatiel & Budgie [who talk to me when no-one else will ].
4.) Friends & Family
5.) My job ...I love it ...not many could say that, methinks.

Worst]:

1.) Agreed, Tycus ...Spam sucks!
2.) Griefers & Trolls ['cept Bichur <-- good troll ]
3.) Drivers who don't think motorbikes should be on the road as well.
4.) Rude, arrogant or ignorant people.
5.) My deteriorating eyesight ...I used to have 20/20 vision.   

Best:

1. My son
2. My health
3. My Computer
4. My financial status
5. My remote control


Worst:

1. Dishonest people
2. That I can't quit smoking those darn cigarettes
3. Trojans
4. Standing in queue

5. That I can't count to five, obviously

Best...

1 My Missus & Kids
2 My Mother & Father (now deceased)
3 My Sister & Extended Family
4 My Puter, Music & Internet
5 Wincustomize & Stardock

Worst...

1 Ill Health
2 Rudeness
3 Arrogance
4 Ignorant Behaviour
5 Lies & Deceitful People (include politicians here).

Okay, so I'm cheating here....

6 Catching my 'Ahem' in my zipper.

3. Trojans

Best:
Family & Friends
Sex (or maybe just still being capable)
Job (don't laugh...I spend more time here than anywhere else...I must enjoy it)
Coaching/Teaching
Driving Fast
Digital Communities


Worst:

Catching my 'Ahem' in my zipper.

I'd have to say that would be #1 for me.
Slow drivers
Back/side seat drivers
Traffic laws
Gettin Old
Taxes

Edit: I was gonna include Women Drivers but i didn't want to get flamed...

Okay here goes.
The Best:
1.My husband and Family, including our cats, and no cat jokes please!
2.My best friend
3.Our home and finances
4.Where we live
5.Our electronics including computers

And for all of these things I must thank God.

The Worst
1.Liars and thieves
2.Cruel people without a conscience
3.Jealousy
4.War and Hatred
5.Unacceptance of things different than us

And just to make it clear to Mike (hehe) Woman are the better drivers, so a smart move on your part!

1. Family/loved ones
2. Steady Job
3. Computer
4. Music
5. God (I also give thanks to.)

@ remote control


1. Cruelty to any living thing
2. People suffering - Especially Children
3. Narrow/Closed Mindness
4. Viruses
5. My addiction to cigarettes

Worst: Catching my 'Ahem' in my zipper. I'd have to say that would be #1 for me.

Yeah, a bloke'll laugh like buggery when it happens to somebody else....but they never appreciate the laughter (see the funny side) when it happens to them, so catching ones 'Ahem' in a zipper would have to be No1 on any bloke's 'worst' list....

I remember crying when it happened to Ben Stiller in "There's Something About Mary" ....admittedly most of those tears were from laughter, but a few were from the memory of having to turn up at the A & E with that predicament some years before....

The only thing that eased my embarrassment (some), was the fact there was another guy there with his 'Ahem' firmly wedged in a vaccuum cleaner pipe....REALLY!

For the last line of the above comment, Erk leaves the obvious one-liner well and truly alone...

For the last line of the above comment, Erk leaves the obvious one-liner well and truly alone...

So you're not gonna join the 'let's take this thread downhill real fast club', then?

BTW, that actually happened....December 21 1981 around 7. 20pm, bloke walks (limps) into RBH cas dept seeking assistance in said pipe's removal. Mebbe he shoulda called IN a plumber to have saved himself the public ridicule/humiliation....the thick & fast humour (from staffers & patients alike) made it a much better night out than an evening at Comedy Central