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Circumcision? Ouch!

Poor Li'l Ethan

from JoeUser Forums
My very good friend sent me this.....too funny and since we just had a new grandson who just had this done, pretty timely.

Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on beds next to each other,


Outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, What
Are you here for?"



The second kid says, "I'm in here to get my tonsils out and I'm a
Little nervous."



The first kid says, "You've got nothing to worry about. I had that one

When I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give

You lots of Jell-O and ice-cream. It's a breeze."



The second kid then asks, "What are you here for?"



The first kid says, "A circumcision."



And the second kid says, "Whoa, Good luck, buddy, I had that done when
I was born... Couldn't walk for a year."


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31,221 views 36 replies
Reply #26 from JoeUser Forums Top
Wallace is KFC!?!
Who in the hell is wallace stevens? *snort* Sounds like someone who should be very concerned about circumcision. I think for him it would amount to being scalped.


Holy crap. I think I laughed so hard I puked LOL!

This is a pretty darned good article at the core of it. However, the bantering has turned into something of an amusement for me.

I'll give Mr. Wallace some credit. He's pretty clever.

Irregardless, this article made me think about something I never thought much about, even though I'm a product of the title, and thats what impresses me most.
Reply #27 from JoeUser Forums Top
So to answer a few questions. I am not KFC, sorry. Bakerstreet, wow, I am impressed. I took you for having some intelligence. Who is this Richard, do you mind if I ask? *snort*. I hope by adding that I can sound as intellectual as yourself.

San Chonino, who are you? I am the troll? I have been on this page for the majority. You show up once and label myself as a troll. You must be puerile in nature to show us that vulgarities are your only way to communicate a point. Please tell me what point you had, I must have missed it. More importantly though, let me give you a history lesson on this "pie", since you use it so eloquently. The humble pie was a pie that was made from inferior parts of animals, such as kidneys, intestines, heart, or liver. They were boiled until tender, and mixed with suet, apples, currants, sugar, salt, and spices such as mace, cloves, and nutmeg. This became a meal of the common servant. For a person with pride would never eat food of this nature. Therefore when I tell you to eat your humble pie........Do you understand? Ask me to expand if you do not. Stop being such a child.

And where are the McMullen’s? Moving to a new hole in the ground? Same trash different hole?

Xythe, it is amusing. And out of all the others, you make the only points that make logical sense. Please help Bakerstreet.

Speaking of that mound of intellectual strength.

Bakerstreet, I have something for you. It reminded me "absolutely" of you and your style. Here let me show you pictorially. Remember, you are the child here. www.clint.ca/argue/argue.jpg
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Reply #28 from JoeUser Forums Top
I am the troll? I have been on this page for the majority. You show up once and label myself as a troll. You must be puerile in nature to show us that vulgarities are your only way to communicate a point. Please tell me what point you had, I must have missed it.


JAJAJAJAJA! My point was . . . you're combative and rude. It's called just desserts. Are you a registered user of this site? If so, why hide behind the moniker? If not, who exactly are you?

You are the anonymous troll my momma warned be about.

And I'll stop being such a child when you yourself do the same.
Reply #29 from JoeUser Forums Top
www.clint.ca/argue/argue.jpg


I recommend this be edited out. It's in extremely poor taste and find it offensive. I believe my mentally disabled family members would as well. This is also one reason I would vote to not allow anon postings. Sorry, but thats just the way I feel.
Reply #30 from JoeUser Forums Top
I recommend this be edited out. It's in extremely poor taste and find it offensive. I believe my mentally disabled family members would as well. This is also one reason I would vote to not allow anon postings. Sorry, but thats just the way I feel.


Whoah.


I didn't even bother looking at this until you reposted it, Xythe. It's official, wallace stevens - you're not only a troll, you're a twat.

Eat the pie, twonk.
Reply #31 from JoeUser Forums Top
Well, well, well,

I'm in Lynchburg, VA as I write this heading to Roanoke tomorrow for a race and then onto KY and Ohio to see that lit'l Ethan I've been talking about. I left last Wednesday and have been gone over a week and look what's happened here. I can't leave you guys alone now can I?

FIRST OFF......LOUD and CLEAR........

I AM NOT Wallace Stevens.

BAKER,

Who is Richard?

Xythe

Thanks for the tip, I won't even check out that link if it's that bad. Is it?

But as far as Anons go, I was one for quite a while so I'm kinda ok with them. If they don't behave then we always have the delete button right? They usually leave eventually or join us in time for the most part.

This was just a joke, it wasn't meant to be anything else but a joke!!! I have three boys and now a new grandson, and I didn't have a problem with this. If anyone else does, they don't have a sense of humor. That's that.

Thanks JEN for your work and research. GOOD JOB......

Also WS did a good job in explaining the pros and cons......even if he's a troll.......
Reply #33 from JoeUser Forums Top
Some people cant tell the difference between Humor and Current events.
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Reply #35 from JoeUser Forums Top
Who in the hell is wallace stevens? *snort* Sounds like someone who should be very concerned about circumcision. I think for him it would amount to being scalped.


  

I like this Wallace Stevens - he would be a good addition to JU!
Reply #36 from JoeUser Forums Top
Perhaps that's because they're hiding from you, jen. After all, it's no secret you despise men, right?


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