Shocking fact about Torians revealed in DA....

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Torians have hooves! 


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Reply #1 from GalCiv2 Forums Top
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And I thought they were just space cockroaches! This changes everything!!!
Reply #2 from GalCiv2 Forums Top
Shocking! there was me thinking they flew!
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Reply #3 from GalCiv2 Forums Top
Well. that's a new one!  

Considering the whole aquatic nature thing, I though flippers maybe. but this works to.
Reply #4 from GalCiv2 Forums Top

Considering the whole aquatic nature thing, I though flippers maybe. but this works to.



Maybe those are just giant boots. If they had flippers, then they would probably need boots of some kind to allow themto stand upright and walk around.
Reply #5 from GalCiv2 Forums Top
Maybe the water on their planet is thick like custard. Hooves might help them wade better than flippers.
Reply #6 from GalCiv2 Forums Top
This discussion is pointless, Torians can walk across water.

(Damn you kryo, evil teas0r! )
Reply #7 from GalCiv2 Forums Top
Gah! They're even more freakishly ugly than I had imagined. I'm about to start feeling even less pity than I already do when I wipe the galaxy with these things.
Reply #8 from GalCiv2 Forums Top
The Torian remind me of a green version of that creepy, bike-riding, "phone home" alien...
Reply #9 from GalCiv2 Forums Top
Oh I hate those torians, stupid, green, smartass, aliens!
Reply #10 from GalCiv2 Forums Top
That Torian wouldn't last a day in Oz.
Reply #11 from GalCiv2 Forums Top
[That Torian wouldn't last a day in Oz.][/] What's THAT have to do with anaything?!?

Reply #12 from GalCiv2 Forums Top
Maybe the water on their planet is thick like custard


MMMMM Custard..

Reply #13 from GalCiv2 Forums Top
Also remember that if your the Terrans and build an influence starbase by 1 of there planets they will start wearing thongs.
Reply #15 from GalCiv2 Forums Top
No it's not! We now know that Torians have hooves, which gives me the fantastic idea of using them to make glue!
Reply #16 from GalCiv2 Forums Top
I would have thought the Iconians have hooves. They remind me of horses. They're kind of cute really.

Reply #17 from GalCiv2 Forums Top
ProudCanadian said:

that Torian wouldn't last a day in Oz.


Alright thats funny-

General Homsar said:

What's THAT have to do with anaything?!?


I believe he was refering to 'Oz' the HBO prison series. (which is how I took it) Not the magical place where we go and see the Wizard...

Reply #18 from GalCiv2 Forums Top

I believe he was refering to 'Oz' the HBO prison series. (which is how I took it) Not the magical place where we go and see the Wizard...



I don't know, if you squint a bit the Torians do sort of look like the cowardly lion. I guess it's just a matter of perspective, getting shanked in the shower leaves the Torian just as dead as being carried off to be eaten by flying monkeys.
Reply #19 from GalCiv2 Forums Top
very funny
Reply #20 from GalCiv2 Forums Top
MMMMM Custard..


I hate custard!  
Reply #21 from GalCiv2 Forums Top
Oh I hate those torians, stupid, green, smartass, aliens!


Amen Brother! Flippers or hooves, I care less. They still smell like the inside of a ping pong. The only good Torian is a cooked Torian. They make a great turtle soup!



Reply #22 from GalCiv2 Forums Top
Cooked, fried, steamed, mashed, grinded, or sunny-side-up. As long as its dead.  
Reply #23 from GalCiv2 Forums Top
No wonder the Drengin keep eating and enslaving them, they resemble cows.   
Reply #24 from GalCiv2 Forums Top
it does not look like it could fight well does it,... no wonder they loose all the time
Reply #25 from GalCiv2 Forums Top
the torians kind of remind me of the asgard on stargate... sort of like that lazy asgard cousin who just sits on the couch all day watching TV, smoking pot and trying to, uh, breed with himself... maybe that explains their population growth!