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Keyboard for food

July 27, 2006 7:39:00 AM from WinCustomize ForumsWinCustomize Forums
"Many of us spend a lot of time working on the computer and sometimes we even have our meals while working. Due to the office supplies there is not enough space for food on the desk. Here is an ingenious design which makes use of the keyboard which occupies the max space on the desk. A food tray which fits on the keyboard and allows you to have food without any work interruptions."

"The Keyboard tray is designed by Duck Young Kong and is still to enter into production."

Personally, I think it looks more dangeruss with than without.

Duck Young Kong?
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Reply #1 July 27, 2006 7:45:01 AM
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Reply #2 July 27, 2006 8:42:06 AM
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That looks very uncomfortable.

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Reply #3 July 27, 2006 9:05:22 AM
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That is... wow. It would never work for me. With the way I type (lurched hands, with two finger typing lol). Not to meantion the fact that raising your hand by accident may topple the food/drink and spill it all over the keyboard .

I guess no one has ever heard of a small stool/table or another chair beside you that you could put your food on lol.

*gets up and pushes in tray*

damn it
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Reply #4 July 27, 2006 9:09:12 AM
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AT least it'll keep some of the crumbs out
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Reply #5 July 27, 2006 9:16:55 AM
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Tray needs to be 6 inches high to give your hands enough room to not have an accident.  
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Reply #6 July 27, 2006 9:32:31 AM
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Can't say I've seen anything more stupid in a long time...

 

Get up out of the chair...

Leave the room...

Eat...

Get a life....

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Reply #7 July 27, 2006 9:36:01 AM
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Test....[ignore me]
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Reply #8 July 27, 2006 10:04:06 AM
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Oh yeah ...that'll sell

....not!

ridiculous.
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Reply #9 July 27, 2006 10:51:48 AM
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Get up out of the chair...

Leave the room...

Eat...

Yep...

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Reply #10 July 27, 2006 11:01:06 AM
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Can't say I've seen anything more stupid in a long time...



I couldn't agree with you more...
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Reply #11 July 27, 2006 12:50:23 PM
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Can't say I've seen anything more stupid in a long time...


So this means you're gonna carbosh the dunny-comp chair I've been designing/working on for ages as well. Orright then, I won't patent or market it.
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Reply #12 July 27, 2006 1:13:02 PM
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I think we have all spilt a coffee at least once on a keyboard - after that you just learn to keep them far apart. I suppose someone thought this was a good idea for people that work at their computer...

Thanks for the laugh Jebro - even though im sure it will hit the market soon
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Reply #13 July 28, 2006 12:07:24 AM
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what if you didnt want a sandwich and coffee? what if you wanted a big bowl of spaghetti and your drink was a big gulp? i think the design would be better off if it was a flat surface, more universal... either way....ridiculous idea!
Duck Young Kong


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Reply #14 July 28, 2006 3:12:45 AM
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what if you wanted a big bowl of spaghetti and your drink was a big gulp?


That's when you need one around head high....just move mouth in close proximity and slurp away.

Actually, I'm gonna design a better one...difference would be it'd be worn by user at chest height for easy access to food/drink...no utensils required, just a napkin or facewasher for afterwards. Oh heck, why don't I just include an auto cleanup utility, something like a windscreen wiper!

.....and I'll market it under the name: Ho Chow Down.
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Reply #15 July 28, 2006 5:09:31 AM
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Actually, I'm gonna design a better one


Actually, as if it couldn't get worse, the one above is the expensive "Vista de Luxe" to use at weekends. Below is the "Fly me to the kitchen version" for daily use.




.....and I'll market it under the name: Ho Chow Down.


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Reply #16 July 28, 2006 8:03:38 AM
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Actually, as if it couldn't get worse, the one above is the expensive "Vista de Luxe" to use at weekends. Below is the "Fly me to the kitchen version" for daily use.


Actually, just when we thought it couldn't get any worse, we find out there's class distinction models...one for the affluent fat lazy bastard, and one for the average joe fat lazy bastard.

And like this thing is anything new...it's just a shrunk down version of the breakfast in bed tray, hardly inventive or innovative!
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Reply #17 July 28, 2006 8:14:58 AM
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i think i'll camp out in front of the store thats going to sell them, to insure that i will be the first on my block to have one!!!!cant wait!!!!

LONG LIVE DUCK YOUNG KONG and HO CHOW DOWN!
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Reply #18 July 28, 2006 2:12:55 PM
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i think i'll camp out in front of the store thats going to sell them,


I was going to camp out front of Oz Customs to be the first down under to have one, but a quick call to get their location put the mocker on that when the fat lazy Customs Officer on the other end said that they inspected the shipment and he was already using one. Huh, those darned Customs people get all the 'first in best dressed' perks!

Oh well, my idea's better anyhow....just gotta figure a way to power up the auto face washer....

Aha, maybe a lead to a front USB port could do it?
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Reply #19 August 22, 2006 9:21:22 PM
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Uh...Saran (plastic) Wrap over the dang thing? Always worked for me...  
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Reply #20 August 23, 2006 4:34:49 PM
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What a waste of time...

1. Drain contents of coffe pot into blender

2. Add sandwich

3. Puree

4. Put contents of blender into IV bag

5. Insert needle into vein

6. Hang IV bag on wall, post, or some immovable object above head

7. Happy Computing!

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Reply #21 August 23, 2006 5:53:45 PM
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This is too funny!!!!!!
I like Bandit's idea   
I truthfully can't stay at any pc that long...
A snack maybe, but meals too, give me a break!
Has anyone actually tired this and liked it???????????   
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Reply #22 August 23, 2006 6:14:23 PM
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"Universal Food Substance"...just set the dial...push the button...UFS terminal pops it out! Voila! Bandit's "soup" could be attached to a cap, w/I.V. in side of neck, canisters changed at appropriate intervals...  
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