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Everyone at Joe User is just so happy and fun! You have to have a sense of humor with a name like Joe User!

I was considering starting a blogsite dedicated to the discussion of marriage. I was going to call it Harry Crabs. My wife balked, so I digress.

There is really no virtual community to compare to the honest, open perspective that Joe User has. There should be more like it. This world would be a much richer, more diverse place.

I, as soooooooo many others are just grateful to be blessed by the absolute intelligence that this community offers.

Thank you so much. And to do it all for free?! Wow!

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Reply #1151 Top
An' don't git t' thinkin' it be all cosy n' comfortable, tha patio furniture be fashioned from an old bed o' nails.
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Arrg, but someone has carked the nails! I be lazin about til you get back. ;)
Reply #1152 Top

Arrg, but someone has carked the nails! I be lazin about til you get back.
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Take yer leave n' lay about t' yer 'earts content... it'll do ye a power o' good afore all tha 'ard work starts in earnest.

Work? He asks! Work??? Yep, that thar voyage t' Stardock still be tha go, an' ye mite 'ave ter haul tha cat o' nine across a few swabs backs when the wind won't blow, and the ship won't go, an' us can't get 'Carter the Farter' t' start 'er. We'll be needin' sumbody ta man tha oars, right! :d

Reply #1153 Top
{I just read the first 4 pages of thsi post again.  It STILL cracks me up.  Thanks for everything}
Reply #1154 Top
{I just read the first 4 pages of thsi post again. It STILL cracks me up. Thanks for everything}
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Aye, Capn' Starkers be a bit of a tidy man, but he be a good Cap'n. ;)
Reply #1156 Top
SILENCE!!! I keeeeel you!
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aRRGGG! Capn' the terrorists have struck!  :LOL: 
Reply #1157 Top
Holy crap...I can't believe this is still active.  :SURPRISED: 

~Zoo
Reply #1158 Top
{I just read the first 4 pages of thsi post again. It STILL cracks me up. Thanks for everything}
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ONLY the first 4 pages?? Really!! I mean, we weren't really warmed up until page 6 or 7... oh, and when PC threatened to bring in the lawyers for bringing his name/business into disrepute. Ooo-eee, we be a bunch of libelous, defamous and scandalous old pirates
Reply #1159 Top
I keeeeel you!
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Slightly misspelled thar, me thinks. It's s'posed ter be keeel'auled... an' let us know if tha ropes get a bit tight fer 'e... I'm sure us could loosen 'em orf a bit, so's thay don' break tha skin n' give them sharks a whiff o' blood. I mean, us can't 'ave sharks 'angin about tha 'Sister' like we be gunna feed 'em all tha time. :p
Reply #1160 Top
aRRGGG! Capn' the terrorists have struck!
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S'orright, Doc... see above, I 'ave organised a rum party an' keel'aulin' fer tha crew's pleasure. :d
Reply #1161 Top
Holy crap...I can't believe this is still active.
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Welcome aboard, Zoo, me ol' china... 'ow be ye doin' these days?? Fine us 'opes!! Oh, an' speakin' o' crap!! If yer brought any o' yer zoo critters on board wiv ya, I 'opes yer brung a pooper scooper wiv 'e as well... can't afford t' 'ave any o' me crew laid up injured fer 'avin slipped on summat on deck. :d
Reply #1162 Top
yer c'd 'ave a bushel o'these, t' roll it all up nice and shipshape-like
Reply #1163 Top
yer c'd 'ave a bushel o'these, t' roll it all up nice and shipshape-like
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Now thar thar be tha idear... us could use some o' them thar buggers about our new landlubbers abode right now, t' roll all tha shiftin' clutter away so's us can see tha darned floor agin. Bin flamin' 'ectic 'ere, n' us 'aves anuvver day er two afore 'tis all stowed away proper like... so when us do, I'll post some pics o' tha place t' show 'e all 'ow it be.

I got me own study 'ere, so I'm 'appy. :D :p

Later me ol mateys... right now it be time ta bunk down fer this 'ere tired ol' pirate. ;)
Reply #1164 Top
Later me ol mateys... right now it be time ta bunk down fer this 'ere tired ol' pirate.
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Aye, was this cause of the relocation? Or was one celebrating Mardi Gras to the wee hours? ;)
Reply #1165 Top
post some pics o' tha place
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here

Cap'n, be there a icebreaker nigh?
Reply #1166 Top
Or was one celebrating Mardi Gras to the wee hours?
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Hardly... nay strength fer celebrat'n at tha moment... I 'ave bin weakened some by some afflicshun wot makes I see things n' gives I nausea summat chronic. In fact, I bin so weak, I 'aven't 'ad tha strength t' push tha button on me camera... hence no piccies o' tha joint as yet.

Besides, I bin too sick t' get tha place too darned sanitary... n' I baint be postin' no pics o' my place lookin' like th' aftermath of a Roman orgy, wiv stuff spread from arse'ole t' breakfast-time.

Hopefully in tha next day er two...aarrgghhh! ;)
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I can't believe this thread is STILL going...
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Are you going on into the 22nd Century?
Reply #1169 Top
Besides, I bin too sick t' get tha place too darned sanitary...
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aye, if dat bug be de bug from da states, it be a bad one! Ope you beat it soonand can get back to capininng.

I can't believe this thread is STILL going...
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Are you going on into the 22nd Century?
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Yepit be, and we may try for the star trek century! ;)
Reply #1170 Top
I can't believe this thread is STILL going...
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Well yer did say it was one of your favs... an' who be I to disappoint ye, bein' one of the bigger cheeses about tha joint! ;p




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Are you going on into the 22nd Century?
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Aye...n' t' be sure us do, I 'ave willed tha cap'ncy t' me grandson n' all e's descendants. :p
Reply #1172 Top
aye, if dat bug be de bug from da states,
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Nah, it baint be a bug frum them thar Americas... but rather an old injury playin' 'avoc wiv me mind, vision, hearing and etc. Not ta wurry tho... thars no keepin' an ol' sea dog down fer long... I'll be back on deck n' barking orders at them thar deck swabs afore much longer.

[quote]Besides, I bin too sick t' get tha place too darned sanitary... aye, if dat bug be de bug from da states, it be a bad one! Ope you beat it soonand can get back to capininng.

and we may try for the star trek century!
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Aarrggghh, that us will! :d Now woulden it juss be peachy t' snaffle us some o' that thar NASA technology t' git us a space farin' version o' tha Sister! Aye, I sees it now, standin on tha bridge of tha Galactic Sister n' plunderin' alien booty.... aarrgghh. :d

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alien booty....
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 :SURPRISED:  :d  :HOT: 
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Aarrgghh, that be right Master seldomseen... alien booty, n' if us plays our cards right, I reckuns us could git our 'ands on a bit o' treasure as well. :d
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Outside our new landlubbers abode....will git some inside snaps posted as promised when us've got it lookin' a bit more sanit'ry.