Reply #76 April 21, 2006 10:27 AM from WinCustomize Forums Top

Smile you son of a Bitch!

Jaws

Reply #77 April 21, 2006 10:40 AM from WinCustomize Forums Top

"Anyone want to negotiate?"

"Yeah, me"

BANG! "Anyone else want to negotiate?"

Reply #78 April 21, 2006 3:39 PM from WinCustomize Forums Top

Would you please tell the court why you and your co-defendants took it upon yourselves to dig a very big hole in the middle of 1st Avenue?

Well, there are so many holes in 1st Avenue, we really didn't think anyone would notice.

Reply #79 April 21, 2006 4:27 PM from WinCustomize Forums Top

Harold: Do you... enjoy... knives?

Reply #80 April 21, 2006 5:05 PM from WinCustomize Forums Top

"May the benevolence of the god Shivoo bring blessings on your house."
"...And on yours."
"And may his wisdom bring success in all your undertakings."
"...And in yours."
"And may his radiance light up your life."
"...And up yours."

Reply #81 April 21, 2006 5:12 PM from WinCustomize Forums Top

Are those... live rounds?

Seven-six-two millimeter. Full metal jacket.

Reply #82 April 21, 2006 7:03 PM from WinCustomize Forums Top

What did you do, wake up this morning and say, "Today, I'm going to ruin a man's life"?

Reply #83 April 21, 2006 7:07 PM from WinCustomize Forums Top

"...and there came into Egypt a pharoah who did not know"

-Wall Street

Reply #84 April 22, 2006 10:29 AM from WinCustomize Forums Top

Legolas: Lembas Bread, one bite is enough to fill the stomach of a grown man.
Merry: How many did you eat?
Pippin: four [burps]

Reply #85 April 22, 2006 1:24 PM from WinCustomize Forums Top

"Hey, guess whut this is:
'Clip-Clop, Clip-Clop, Clip-Clop....
....BANG!.....
....Clip-Clop, Clip-Clop, Clip-Clop'"
"Dunno...whut is it?"
"It's a Amish drive-by!"

Reply #86 April 23, 2006 11:57 AM from WinCustomize Forums Top

Do me a favor. Put your lip over your head... and swallow.

Reply #87 April 23, 2006 12:23 PM from WinCustomize Forums Top

Have a wonderful day yourself

Reply #88 April 23, 2006 12:36 PM from WinCustomize Forums Top

Have you ever been karmically bitch-slapped by a six-armed goddess?

Reply #89 April 23, 2006 12:42 PM from WinCustomize Forums Top

It happens sometimes.
People explode; Natural causes.

Reply #90 April 23, 2006 1:28 PM from WinCustomize Forums Top

I didn't sign up for this. This is someone's bullshit political agenda. Who authorized this?

Reply #91 April 23, 2006 2:56 PM from WinCustomize Forums Top

Peace

Reply #92 April 23, 2006 4:10 PM from WinCustomize Forums Top

what about the ROUS's?
ROUS's?
The Rodents of Unusual Size...
Oh, they don't really exist

Reply #93 April 23, 2006 4:10 PM from WinCustomize Forums Top

what about the ROUS's?
ROUS's?
The Rodents of Unusual Size...
Oh, they don't really exist

Reply #94 April 23, 2006 4:12 PM from WinCustomize Forums Top

Hello, my name is Indigo Montoiga, you killed my father, prepare to die...

Reply #95 April 23, 2006 4:14 PM from WinCustomize Forums Top

I'm sure we will meet again someday, until then, sleep well and dream of large women.

93,94 & 95 The Princess Bride

Reply #96 April 23, 2006 4:30 PM from WinCustomize Forums Top

Bug: Place projectile weapon on the ground.
Edgar: You can have my gun, when you pry it from my cold dead fingers.
Bug: Your proposal is acceptable.

Reply #97 April 23, 2006 7:03 PM from WinCustomize Forums Top

It's a Penisaurus, Flesh....

Reply #98 April 24, 2006 2:47 AM from WinCustomize Forums Top

You have a boiled turnip for a heart, sir!

Reply #99 April 24, 2006 5:55 AM from WinCustomize Forums Top

Well, uh being a dick ain't so bad. See, there are three kinds of people: dicks, pussies and assholes................

Reply #100 April 24, 2006 6:49 AM from WinCustomize Forums Top

"Say hello to my lil' friend"....