Unfairman

Unfairman

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Reply to Aphotic Apothecary in Welcome JoeUser Forums

Ying- I hope you write more articles. I appreciated your intelligent replies to AndrewR's article. You made him look silly. Chris

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Reply to What me, married? in Misc JoeUser Forums

David, Awesome! I'm really looking forward to my experiences over there. I sometimes wish I could look ahead two years and see what kind of person I will have become. But life's a journey, right, not a destination? Imajinit- it's magnificient. Rent it this second.

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What me, married? in Misc JoeUser Forums

My friend July and I are married. Apparently, we went down to Vegas one weekend and got hitched. We were at the chapel anyway, and I decided that I may as well propose and get this dating thing out of the way. It's boring. Anyway, that's a fun pretense. It started when she told me a story about her being in church, and the usher asking her if she'd like to wa

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Reply to See this needle? See my hand? in Misc JoeUser Forums

y'know, Ted, i looked the other day at someone's blog, and it said yours was #6 I wonder if it's like that person's personal number, or something Because mine says i'm rated 46.

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Reply to .....I only said I hate customers in Life Journals JoeUser Forums

Word, China. I work at a grocery store, but I'm still pleasant to the customers...it's my job, yo. And you weren't really being a jerk, meglet, at all. You were just upset. Everyone's upset. Let's give the world a hug.

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Reply to Role Models in Current Events JoeUser Forums

Hmmm...I respect what you say, Muggaz, and I'm definitely not for the war....but Pat Tillman was something else. He fought for what he believed it, as wrong as it may be. I agree, no one should have died. But I think that maybe, the fact that one of the US's premier athletes dying in service may send a message: war is bad. People die. He shouldn't have had to die, but he did, and maybe we can learn a lesson from it. Peace, Chris</font

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Reply to Sagging, now to be against the law? in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Man, this guy needs a wake up call. In my experience, it's not neccesarily a lot of High Schoolers who show thong or crack, but more college age 20-somethings. His comment about parents "not doing their jobs" or whatever is ridiculous. These kids are far away from any influence their parents have on their dress. Maybe next time Mr. Shepherd wears a tie that doesn't match his suit, we should call his mommy and tell her that she should have spen

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Reply to See this needle? See my hand? in Misc JoeUser Forums

Nicky, Yeah, the flops I have now are the thing-betweeny-the-toes kind. They only hurt for, like, a week. Then you get totally used to them, and they rock the Kasbah. Of course, the traction on my now year-old flops (the ones after the over-priced ones) has gone to shit, so if it's even a little bit wet I go sliding all over the place. Ted- That's awesome! Well, acutally, it sucks, but it's funny as hell that you go through all that. I

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See this needle? See my hand? in Misc JoeUser Forums

Yeah, those are Pearl Jam lyrics. So what? This blog will probably be pointless rambling. If you don't like pointless rambling, stop now, you've been forewarned. My keyboard is really gross. It's got all kinds of specks (I was just checking the specs on the rotary girder...I'm retarded) of food and coffe and god knows what in it. Fortunately, those a

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Reply to Yahoo For Me! in Life Journals JoeUser Forums

40+ miles TODAY? Dear God, Ted, I've been reading my bike pretty much every day it's possible and I still haven't put on 40 miles this year. You're an animal, dawg. I just called you dawg. Tight. When I fall to pessimism, which actually isn't too often, I always remind myself of a quote from "Say Anything": "Can't you just be happy? How hard is to to wake up in the morning and just decide to be happy?" Hmm. I wish I ahd that

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Reply to Hold Me Closer Tony Danza in Humor JoeUser Forums

haha! I love this topic. I visited a website a few years back, I don't remember what it was or if it even still exists, but they had users submit all their mistaken lyrics. Classic. One of my favorites is Eric Clapton's "Way Down South". Goes something like this: Way Down South God rest you in my arms Don't you think you want someone to talk to? And of course Pearl Jam's immortal "Jeremy smoked in class/some grass tod

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Reply to Join Me in Hating Carl Pohlad in Sports & Leisure JoeUser Forums

Hmm...these are all great points. But, the fact remains that Pohlad is still a cheap bastard. Now, maybe he doesn't have the money, you say? Well, then he shouldn't own a friggin baseball team. The Twins payroll is one of the lowest in the majors...I think the Yanks pay as much in luxury taxes as the Twins do in a payroll. I could be wrong there, but I think I heard that somewhere. I like the point that the cable companies re

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Reply to Hey Monkey. Hit This! in Life Journals JoeUser Forums

Yes! I'm so glad that I'm not the only one who has problems with getting hit by monkeys! Those bastards are all over up here in Cook...in the bahtroom, under my bed, even along side the road when I ride my bike. The doctor said they'd go away if I kept taking my medication, but those bastard monkeys stole my medication. Let your friend know he has an ally...

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Join Me in Hating Carl Pohlad in Sports & Leisure JoeUser Forums

I hate Carl Pohlad. Who is Carl Pohlad, one might ask, and what has he done to incur my wrath? Carl Pohlad is the owner of the Minnesota Twins, "my" baseball team. As to why I hate him... Most recently, the reason I hate him is because of Victory Sports One. This is a television station he created when he bought the rights to air all Twins

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Pennies add up to dollars, people! in Misc JoeUser Forums

[This was originally a reply to a post, but I liked it, so I copied and pasted.] I work at a grocery store, and you know how they have those "Take a Penny Leave a Penny" dishes? Well, at the end of every shift, I take all those leftover pennies and put em in the "Support the Blind Kids Who Wanna Go to Camp to Pet Bunnies and Stuff" donation thing. I know it's

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Reply to Extra Mile in Blogging JoeUser Forums

I work at a grocery store, and you know how they have those "Take a Penny Leave a Penny" dishes? Well, at the end of every shift, I take all those leftover pennies and put em in the "Support the Blind Kids Who Wanna Go to Camp to Pet Bunnies and Stuff" donation thing. I know it's not much, but I take them from every till, and when I don't work my coworker Rex does the same thing (in fact, I stole the idea from him, props to Rex). If all the pennies add

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Reply to Fat Dogs in Humor JoeUser Forums

Bah! I've been saying "I don't care who you are, THAT'S funny" before Larry the Cable Guy was put of work by DirecTV.

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Reply to Hands in Art JoeUser Forums

hahahahahaahahaha Ted ahahhahahahahaha If I get to be the next Garrison Keilor, you'll definitely be my featured poet/guest.

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Light Years in Art JoeUser Forums

This is one of my all time favorite songs/poems. The first verse isn't GREAT, but the second chorus is. Light Years by Eddie Vedder I've used hammers made out of wood I have played games with pieces and rules I've undeciphered tricks at the bar But now you're gone, I haven't figured out why. I've come up with riddles, and joke

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