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Reply to Ode To Mig's Bumhole in Humor JoeUser Forums

That's the first time I've seen a farce Wrtten about someone's arse

Reply to Bush: Is the election already lost? in Politics JoeUser Forums

Have you entered historical demographic data and compared your projected outcome with the known actual outcomes? I'd be interesed to know how accurate the technique is. ------- As for the quiz recommended by vernmeister2u , I also came out "Libertarian." It encouraged me to join them and run for office. So the 3 people here that have taken it so far all came out Libertarian? D

Reply to What The Hell Are These Icons? in Blogging JoeUser Forums

. LMFAO. Very good, Mr. Frog. Well thought out, well said, and funny as hell. I like your comment better than my original article. You get an "insightful." >> This my friend is a pipe or "monkey" wrench. After I posted it and saw the "double sized" version of the icon, I squinted, twisted my neck to the left and thought, "Is that a wrench?" I think you're right about that.

What The Hell Are These Icons? in Blogging JoeUser Forums

You see that information box at the top corner of your JoeUser window that gives your user points and rank? (Non-registered users need not apply.) I've been sitting here staring at those icons wondering just what the hell they are supposed to represent. Even the ones I recognize don't make sense. <IMG SRC="http://randomtho

Reply to Mark Twain nailed it in Blogging JoeUser Forums

I always liked The War Prayer. I have a cool illustrated edition of it. Interesting that even Mark Twain had ideas he felt couldn't be published during his lifetime for fear of the reaction.

Reply to Girls are evil in Humor JoeUser Forums

Actually the love of money is the root of all evil. I wonder how that changes the equation. If you love your girl more then the money she absorbs you're good. If you love your money more than the girl absorbing your money at an exponential rate, you are evil. Cool. Therefore if you dislike girls you are evil. Hmm, maybe Marvin Cooley's articles about gays aren't far off after all. <img src="../images/smiles/joke.gif" border

Reply to Adult Content Galore! A funny post by Zim (maybe) in Life Journals JoeUser Forums

Welcome back, Zim. I've resolved to leave you comments.

Life Without Cable in Movies & TV & Books JoeUser Forums

When I was forced to move I lost my cable. It came with the house. I know, Oh the horror! The humanity! SmartAz lost his cable!!! Yeah, someone call the United Nations and see if they can get a team on this toot-sweet

Reply to Lynndie England: Misguided trailer-trash? in Current Events JoeUser Forums

>> grinning like a loon, cigarette hanging from her slack-jawed mouth, pointing to the genitals of a naked, hooded man? Wow, what a perfect description. Excellent writing there. I have to admit, the first couple times I saw that picture, I didn't realize she was a woman. Whoops.

Reply to Ok, so I'm a history freak... in World War II JoeUser Forums

That moment captured in WW II is some picture. That man's face says it all.

Reply to Phaser 8400 in Printers JoeUser Forums

Hey, Brad. I noticed some people complaining about this article. I just wanted to come by and say, techno-geek that I am, I enjoyed it. I even bookmarked it. Based on this article, the next time I'm shopping for printers I'll definitely check this one out.

Reply to FIGJAM and Hypocrisy in Blogging JoeUser Forums

At the risk of "antagonizing" the FIGJAM, I agree. When certain FIGJAM get in a pissing match with a child, they LOSE simply because they ARE in a pissing match with a child. "Silence is golden." I've said too much. Forget I was here. ------------ I've never heard the term FIGJAM. My key chain does say, "Damn, I'm Good!" though. Does that

Reply to The Twins caved. in Sports & Leisure JoeUser Forums

You know, when I first saw the title I thought this was going to be another one of those "gloating over the threesome of a lifetime" articles. >>an eight-year contract with Fox Sports Network 8 years?! Eeek. I think they locked themselves in for far too long.

Reply to When will the insults stop? in PC Gaming JoeUser Forums

Well said. I couldn't count the number of times I've had to hack software I've bought just to make it work.

Reply to I want to run away with the circus.. in Misc JoeUser Forums

>> Always on the road, no time to get attached to anyone or >> anything..living out of a suitcase, basically. Having to >> get dressed up and perform with a smile on your face even >> if you don't feel like it or don't feel well. Always being >> afraid of getting injured during a performance because >> that could be the end of your career, rehearsing every >> single day for hours and hours, never having anytime for >> yours

Reply to The way people react in Blogging JoeUser Forums

While I appreciate where you're coming from, I think the analogy to a boss/employee is seriously off. A cop catching you doing something wrong who tries to give you a break by giving you a chance to stop it would be more accurate. For instance, once on an out of state trip a highway patrol officer pulled up beside our car. He looked at us for a while, then he got on his loudspeaker and said

My Very First Circus! (NOT!) in Entertainment JoeUser Forums

The "Carson & Barnes Circus" was supposed to be in town today over at the Avi Casino . I've known about it for a couple of weeks. There were several articles and lots of advertising. My mother -- a.k.a. Pudgy -- wanted to go for her birthday. We

Top-Secret "Friends" Ending Accidentally Spilled? in TV Shows JoeUser Forums

I watched Dateline 's (boring as Dateline usually is) 2-hour farewell to Friends episode tonight. In one section, Katie Couric went "behind the scenes" and talked to the below-the-line talent that has helped put the show together over the last 10 years. While she talked to the set designer, she tried to pry the endin

Answering the Burning Questions in Humor JoeUser Forums

Put the salve on as instructed, go in for your shots, and stay away from that one -- you'll be fine. Wait -- wrong "burning" question. After perusing my referrals, I decided to answer some of the questions which have gone unanswered

My Presidential Dilemma in Politics JoeUser Forums

I'm having a dilemma regarding this year's presidential elections: I don't want to vote for either of these guys! I'm a Republican who did not vote for Bush. I thought his father was the worst president of my lifetime (and that includes Nixon!) and expected no better from him. I was wrong. Bus

Reply to Wally World and Mind Control in Misc JoeUser Forums

Yeah, I'm no fan of Wally and his store either, but around here there's not all that much choice. It's not just the store. I read Wally's book. He and I would not have gotten along at all. I would not have liked him and he would not have liked me.

Reply to I need a screw in Blogging JoeUser Forums

>>When will a guy just come up to me grab me and tell me? As soon as he's sure you're not carrying mace and there are no cops nearby. Seriously, in today's climate that just seems... dangerous, even if you DO know the woman really really well.

Reply to Points hungry in Blogging JoeUser Forums

>> Reply #2 By: dharmagrl - 5/2/2004 3:52:42 PM >> Dude, take no notice of Smartaz. He's no Emily Post of blogiquette.

Reply to Points hungry in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Hmmm, just stumbled across this. I wish somebody would tell me about these things. Since the perpetrator of the articles in question was me, I should respond here. BlueDev is right. It's strictly coincidence. I wasn't targeting anybody at all. The "not commenting on your own blog" article is strictly for the sake of the joke. I think it was Dan who said months an

Reply to HELP!!! in Blogging JoeUser Forums

I wonder what type of computer and/or browser they have and if that would make a difference? I'm on a Mac and none of those message entering buttons work for me. I have to type everything by hand. Actually, even typing the HTML for italics and images hasn't been working lately-- at least as far as comments are concerned. Double <img src="../imag