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(Whoops, this one should have been posted 2 weeks ago. Sorry about that. It may be too late to pull off now, but you're good to go for next year....) There exist some dumb little indicators that don't make much sense but turn out to be shockingly accurate anyway, such as my advice on how to pick the Rose Bowl winner (the team with the best looking cheerleaders us
Cool. Next time I'm in SoCal I'll have to go check out these Blue Monoliths. (Have they found one on the moon yet? Maybe floating around Jupiter? I digress. Sorry, ADD got me momentarily.) You should forward this to the Santa Monica transit people, maybe submit it to a newspaper as either a letter to the editor or a guest op-ed piece, see if you can't help get some relevance to these mon
In the wake of rape allegations and a high-profile "celebrity trial" McDonald's has dumped Kobe Bryant
>> Reply By: Lunaticus Minimus Posted: Wednesday, December 31, 2003 >> Only smart asses use footnotes on blogs. ;) That's funny. I like that. My other parts are also quite intelligent, they just don't get the attention. :P
(I noticed I've used the word "pretentious" in every blog I've posted. I swear to you this entry will not contain the word "pretentious." Wait a second.... D'oh!) Watch the Rose Parade *. Wait for the Floats/Bands/Cheerleaders of each Rose Bowl team to show up. Check out the cheerleaders. The team with the
Blogging must really be a powerful force if it's filtered down to me. I knew blogs existed, even seen a couple inadvertently, but to me they were the sort of things written by high school girls or the terminally nerdy, filled with things such as, "Joey and Carmella were at the mall. she was SOOO flaunting it in front of me all 'he's with me biatch.' car
In which we enter the Land of Blog. I was totally unprepared to have to enter a "welcome message." Here I am, blindly poking around, trying to figure out what to do and how this all works, and -=*BOOM*=- they expect me to enter a welcome message. I'm lucky I remember how to type at this point. Oh well, here goes. BEGIN UNSCHEDULED DIGRESSION: How pretentious is the appellation Blog