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Reply to Osama In Pyjamas in Politics JoeUser Forums

i miss bananas in pyjamas. what a truly fantastic television show that was. anything where oversized fruit don patterned sleepwear is okay in my book.

Reply to Twas the Night Before Elections in Humor JoeUser Forums

fantastic

Will the Dead's Votes Count? in Current Events JoeUser Forums

http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/D/DEAD_VOTERS?SITE=WIJAN&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT It is one day before the election, and I am just getting around to truly looking at the story behind a headline that caught my eye. It appears that an elderly woman has died two days after casting her vote early for the upcoming presidential election. The que

Reply to The most important 2 questions. in Philosophy JoeUser Forums

I'm the franchise. I'm the future. I'm the experience of your life. (whoa, where did that come from?)

Reply to "Joe User's Least Read Blogger" in Blogging JoeUser Forums

I would like to announce that I plan to start replying to all your articles. The title will be mine! ::maniacal laughter slowly fading into the distance:::

Reply to The most important 2 questions. in Philosophy JoeUser Forums

I'm Jose. I'm here to help and make you laugh.

Reply to The most important 2 questions. in Philosophy JoeUser Forums

I'm Jose. I'm here to help and make you laugh.

Reply to Pun Intended in Humor JoeUser Forums

all of this is pretty punny. huh? yeah? you get it? yeah? :::laughs hysterically:::

Reply to A Bush Loss = Good for the Republicans in Democrat JoeUser Forums

Just a couple of things cuz I don't think Champ should have to battle alone. So very briefly: I like Kerry. The man is not without his problems, but I like him. Bush is a screwup, or a liar, or both. Let's go back to his baseball days...Sammy Sosa for George Bell?!? He either didnt know what he was doing, or there was colossal "misleading intelligence." Let's look at Iraq. I have no problem going to Iraq to depose a leader such as Sa

Reply to Love him or Hate him in Entertainment JoeUser Forums

See, Walmart has to remember that its a store. And stores sell things. Like bullets. Cuz those are less dangerous than a book cover.

Reply to HS Football is No More Important Than HS Soccer! in Sports & Leisure JoeUser Forums

I have no particular issues with the football coach at my former high school. However, that did not stop my friends and I (all of whom were on the soccer team) to come up with a theory: The athletic department went out and purchased a gorilla. They then shaved the gorilla, dressed it in simple, base colored cotton shirts and kakhi pants, and gave it a name. They then made it head football coach. Its amazing how many questions that one

Reply to I'm Sorry, I was a dickweed.... in Personal Relationships JoeUser Forums

As a man, let me just say that men are idiots. That's just fact. It takes us just less than eternity to grow up, and just a little longer to realize that maybe what women want is what they say they want as opposed to what we tell them to want. Although there are a few enlightened ones, the vast majority continue to be immature and childish. On a different note, let me just say that I applaud your use of the word dickwad, and think that it sho

Reply to "Joe User's Least Read Blogger" in Blogging JoeUser Forums

I would like to announce that I plan to challenge for your title. You have been warned.

Reply to Flores Man in Current Events JoeUser Forums

Or, perhaps, Indonesia was formerly known as Oompaland?

Reply to ...And of the first day... in Welcome JoeUser Forums

I don't think the point of this is the same for everyone, and I don't think anyone can tell you what the point of this is for you. For me personally, its a place to vent, cuz there is too much crap in the world and I need to get it out. I love when people respond and I try to write entertainig things, but if no one answers at least its therapeutic. Good luck finding out what blogging means to you.

Reply to Sleeping Habits: Alone and With Others in Misc JoeUser Forums

There is truly nothing better than getting a whole bed after a long period of shared sleeping quarters. On the other hand, there is nothing worse than a long period of isolated sleep. I need a woman! help!

Reply to No Blog for You! One day. in Humor JoeUser Forums

No one can be faulted for not posting as long as they are watching Family Guy. If it was the birth of your child or something like that I'd be upset, but at least you have a good excuse.

Reply to JUST A MINUTE THERE, RED SOX FANS in Entertainment JoeUser Forums

As someone who doesn't think Bush won the last election, all I can say is, this is a genius post! I mean fantastic. Haven't read good satire in a while. I don't agree with it, but thanks for making me laugh.

Dial 911 For Sex in Current Events JoeUser Forums

http://www.teamindia.net/index.php?action=fullnews&id=32471 "A sex-starved husband in China dialed the emergency number 999 because his wife refused to have sex with him." I don't even think I need to elaborate on this. You all can just read the line, check out the article, and leave a comment. However, this is a fantastic new attempted solu

Reply to A Bush Loss = Good for the Republicans in Democrat JoeUser Forums

I'll gladly go to Britain and rail against Tony Blair, and I'll gladly go anywhere else that I'm not from and say whatever I want about their world leaders. I'll gladly do these things not because I'm an American citizen (which I'm not), not because I'm a Salvadoran citizen (which I am), but because I'm a human being. Bush has made some bad moves. I am not sure about many of his motivations. And it doesn't help that I'm pretty sure my cat cou

Reply to A Bush Loss = Good for the Republicans in Democrat JoeUser Forums

I'll gladly go to Britain and rail against Tony Blair, and I'll gladly go anywhere else that I'm not from and say whatever I want about their world leaders. I'll gladly do these things not because I'm an American citizen (which I'm not), not because I'm a Salvadoran citizen (which I am), but because I'm a human being. Bush has made some bad moves. I am not sure about many of his motivations. And it doesn't help that I'm pretty sure my cat cou

Reply to A Bush Loss = Good for the Republicans in Democrat JoeUser Forums

Why doesn't someone have the right to speak their mind just because they're not from the USA? Are the fundamental human rights that Americans assign to themselves exclusive to Americans? Or maybe just North Americans? Or maybe just Americans from the United States? I'm not from this country, but I've lived here for 13 years. Can I say something bad about the president? I've been here for a majority of my life so I think he's my president. But

Reply to Sleepy doctors make more mistakes in Health & Medicine JoeUser Forums

All I can say is thank God that our money is going to research things like this instead of cancer and other diseases that threaten the population. This is right up there with the continuing studies for homosexuality in animals. Alright, it exists. Great. Chalk one up for the homosexual population of the world. Now fix cancer!

Reply to Jesus is the lord of all creation in Blogging JoeUser Forums

um...excuse me...can someone tell me what this posting is about...i tried to figure it out but all i could do was curl up in the fetal position and cry...

Reply to Partisan Tactics Out of Control in Politics JoeUser Forums

There is definitely no doubt in my mind that the true supporters of whatever candidate are people who know you don't mess with familial emotions in this way. Still, this furthers my belief that the sheer number of idiots roaming are streets should be enough to frighten us all.