Why on earth would people search for "Special Glasses Movies" and "I work at MacDonalds"??! Makes me laugh. I haven't blogged on here in a little while, but have just been enjoying reading other people's articles, if not always commenting. I suppose I don't have too much to write about at the moment. I think I am now up to 4 bridesmaids and
As Ali "G" would say: "Is it because I is black?!"
Hah! Nice comment! What a twat.... (viagra man, not Dennis!) That's a lovely thought - that you would be the very first recipient of someone's very first email! Don't forget to buy some viagra, seeing as this person has been nice enough to spend the time giving you all the websites! I'm joking, btw.... Aria
it is kindles my indignation I hope I wasn't one the people that did this?
As long as you wear a morning coat, then a sweatshirt and jeans are fine! Yes, I'm beginning to think that the Elvis option is better.... We might have to use a different church than the one we planned for as we don't have an address in the parish, it's absolutely HUGE, and would involve Finton going to church every month, which he's not entirely keen on!!
Of course!
Congratulations! Best of luck in all your preparations! Thank you! I'll need all the help I can get...!
OK, I do have a few ideas so far: I think I'll go for an ivory dress as apparently white looks better on darker skinned people, which I am not at all! I'd like just a plain dress, with something on it somewhere to make it stand out, you know? I know a local artist who has painted lillies down the side of a wedding dress for someone else, so I might find out about doing that. I want white and pink lillies to decorate the church (real o
Exciting news (for me, anyway) - I'm getting married!! We've been engaged for 3 years now, and we have finally set the date: 27th May 2006. Now what?! I have chosen my maid of honour and my bridesmaids and page boy, and we have decided on the church, but that's about as much as I can do at the moment. It all comes down to stupid amounts of money in
I got 80%...
When I was young, I wanted to be a librarian because I love books, and I suppose I wanted to be around them every day! These days, I would love to be a writer, as it is so creative, but I don't have the patience for it! Money is always a big issue for me when looking at jobs, but if it weren't, I would say that enjoyment and independence would be the main factors in what I do.
Very good, very good! I haven't been here for a while, and it's nice to come back to a few chuckles!! Thanks guys!
Texas - you got any to share with us??
Very good! Now you're getting the hang of it! lol I especially like I cream on Jeannie! lol! Keep 'em coming...!
lol! Yep My partner came up with this one (although you may not know what he means if you're not english, or if you haven't seen Austin Powers!): Buffy the Vampire Slayer becomes Buffy the Vampire Shagger... I know! Very stupid, but no one else wants to play, so until we get some decnt ones, then I'll have to keep putting up awful ones!
I'll certainly try my best
lol! Good start! Why doesn't anyone want to play with me...?! The Lord of the Rims?
(I've read everything Marian Keyes has published - including her collection of articles and this really weird ghost story) Me too!! Although I haven't yet read her ghost story as I didn't know she had written one... Have recently read her newest book - The other side of the story, which is excellent as
Right, I'm going to keep on moving my article up in the forums until someone takes notice and plays my game!!!
Hey, dharma, I got "moustache girl" too! Interesting... How about George Bush being "Fudge Packer" and Tony Blair being "Queenie"!
So, no one wants to play my game, then? I'm sad now! Go on, you you know you want to really....
I don't think I can afford to call an international number, but have fun Set him up with one of those stupid prank call things - the one where Mr Angry calls up and rants at him for 10 mins! Or just post his number anonymously on another board, and put "Call this number for a good time!". Go on, you know you want to!! lol
I am stealing this idea from a TV show here in the UK, but I thought it was funny, and that you might like to have a go! The idea is a simple one - you take the name of a TV show or movie, and turn it into a porn title! Here's one to "get you going"! :D The Fresh Prince of... Bell-End! (I know, it's gross...!) OK, your go!
Or you could just post his number on here, and let us do all the dirty work??
That anger management story is so funny! Any more calls from the phantom caller? Can you not forward his number when he calls? I'm pretty sure I can do that on my mobile, so maybe you could do that on yours, and forward it to some farflung place... like a Japanese pizza place! Or, you could try and find out his home phone no (call him and say you're a "satellite engineer", and you need to know his home phone no, before you can "fix" the probl
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